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If I am a stormy boy, what should girls say?

I am Haiyan. On the vast sea, the wind gathered dark clouds. Between the dark clouds and the sea, Haiyan flies proudly like black lightning.

One moment its wings beat the waves, and the other moment it went straight into the dark clouds like an arrow. It cried, and in the brave cry of the birds, the dark clouds heard the joy.

Haiyan likes storms! (Humorous straight ball)

I'm not afraid. What happened to the storm? I am hail! Great! My heart has been dry for a long time! Don't scare me so much, I feel like a crisp spring rain! In my eyes and heart, you are really like spring rain. (Earthy flavor) Your mind can be direct or euphemistic, depending on your usual chat atmosphere and your sincerity! Follow your heart!