A joke suitable for hanging in the bathroom

At the beginning of reform and opening up, a businessman accompanied him to a county town for inspection. At noon, go to the restaurant to eat. Suddenly anxious, he asked: where is the bathroom? A waitress pointed with her finger and said, wash your hands. There is a hose in the kitchen.

A variety of ways to die when going to the toilet

1. Just wanted to go to the toilet, the boss came and informed the meeting, which was unlucky.

2. After the meeting, I went directly to the bathroom and was beaten by a fat woman, and I regretted it.

The fat woman occupied the toilet for 30 minutes, and her feet were sore.

4. Fat women don't flush the toilet, disgusting;

5. I can finally be liberated, my buttons can't be undone, and I'm anxious;

6. I finally finished writing, and found that there was no paper and I died of despair;

7. I really can't, screaming for help and screaming to death;

8. I am embarrassed to hear jokes from outsiders;

9. I was finally rescued and found that the button was broken and my foot jumped to death; ...

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