Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Parent-child interaction: tongue twisters, daily ancient poems, and sayings

Parent-child interaction: tongue twisters, daily ancient poems, and sayings

Tongue twister

The knurled dragon vat is filled with lobster soup. The shrimp soup is fresh and the flower vat is lifted.

Daily Ancient Poems

Small Pond (Yang Wanli)

The spring is silent and cherishes the trickle, and the shade of the tree shines on the water and loves the clear and soft water.

The little lotus has just revealed its sharp corners, and a dragonfly has already stood on it.

Notes:

1. Spring: the outlet of spring water.

2. Cherish: Cherish.

3. Qingrou: The soft scenery on a sunny day.

4. Xiaohe: refers to the young lotus leaves that have just grown out of the water.

5. Sharp angle: the tip of the young lotus leaf that has not yet unfolded.

6. Head: Above

Translation:

The silent spring is like a trickle of cherished spring water,

The shade of the trees reflected on the water I like the soft scenery on this sunny day.

The sharp corners of the fresh lotus leaves have just emerged from the water.

Dragonflies have already landed on it.

Afterwords

An eighty-year-old lady is out of breath learning to play the percussion instrument

An eighty-year-old grandma is out of breath

The Eight Immortals don’t need a boat to cross the sea - they have their own rules (crossing)

The three-year-old grandson of an eighty-year-old grandmother - the old is old and the young is small

Eating moon cakes on August 15th - It's the right time

Place a chamber pot on the Eight Immortals' table - not a guy who achieves success

Inspirational quotes

Quantitative changes lead to qualitative changes, and the accumulation of knowledge is important.

Riddles and brain teasers

Riddle: It blooms white flowers when young and bears yellow fruits when large. The skin is thick and the flesh is thin. Eating it can relieve the fire. (Hit a fruit)

Answer: Pear

Riddle: It grows on trees with purple grains. It smells fragrant when put in a pot. It can repel insects when children eat it. Put it in the cupboard to prevent Ant. (Hit a plant)

Answer: Zanthoxylum bungeanum

Riddle: A fat baby wears a white robe, has a pointed mouth with long fluff, a groove on its back, and a full stomach after eating. (Hit a fruit)

Answer: Peach

Brain teaser: The Japanese sent the dog to England for training. After training, why did it not listen to the owner’s orders?

Answer: This dog can only understand English but not Japanese

Brain teaser: Why does a barber often tell ghost stories to customers?

Answer: The customer's hair stood up so frightened that he could get a haircut

Brain teaser: Four people were playing cards around the table. Why did all four of them lose?

Answer: They were each playing on the computer. Card Game

Jokes

The teacher asked the students to make sentences using "there is...there is...and...". One classmate wrote like this: The rice cooked by grandma is delicious. I asked grandma if there is any more? Grandma said: "Yes, yes, and more!"

Afanti laughed at the fox and the wolf cub

As soon as Afanti entered the house, he angrily said to his father: "Dad "Just now, the son of the head of the household called you a very cunning old fox."

"It doesn't matter, kid, let him go, he is a very cute wolf cub." Afanti's father. He said slowly.

"Why didn't I remember it? Dad, before the meal was cooked, I ran to tell him, 'You are a very cute wolf cub'." After Afanti finished speaking, he smoked Ran out.

Children’s Encyclopedia What are flat feet?

The sole of a person’s foot has a half-moon-shaped concave arch. Flat feet means there is no arch. When people with flat feet walk, they will compress the blood vessels and nerves in the soles of the feet, causing symptoms such as numbness, pain, and cold soles of the feet. Due to the lack of elasticity in the feet, it is impossible to stand for long periods of time, walk long distances, bounce, and bear weight. The arch of the foot is composed of the calcaneus, talus, navicular bone, cuboid bone, cuneiform bones 1-3, metatarsals 1-5, ligaments and muscles.

If a developing teenager stands for a long time, bears weight, often walks long distances, and suffers from malnutrition, the feet will be tired, leading to chronic strain, muscle and ligament atrophy, and flat feet will develop. In addition, congenital developmental abnormalities of the foot bones such as the scaphoid tubercle being too long and the first metatarsal being too short, foot pressure injuries or fractures, and diseases such as polio and rheumatoid arthritis can all cause flat feet.