Humorous sentences about toilets

1. I don't care You stood in front of me and seduced me.

In order to cooperate with the successful completion of family planning work in China this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.

3. "Some people, like me, occasionally wake up suddenly when they sleep, as if they had fallen down. It is said that such people are insecure children's papers. "

I don't need your consent, but I must get your parents' consent.

Please don't disturb while taking a bath. Please buy tickets for voyeurism, 40 for individuals and 20 for groups. Booking phone: I won't say anything about ordinary people!

He dreamed that he couldn't tell the difference between dreams and reality until he slept and dreamed and woke up to live in reality.

7. At the beginning of life, nature is beautiful. You pay and I eat. Every morning when I wake up, I have to sit like this for a few minutes and doubt my life.

8. Sleep in class, make a scene after class, and die in the exam!

9. At the wedding, a young man rushed in. The bride immediately said: I have read micro-novels, and I am also mentally prepared! Come on, are you here to rob the bride and groom, the best man or the bridesmaid? Or a priest? The groom added. The young man looked frightened: I, I am the master of ceremonies at your wedding. Sorry I'm late ...

10. It is said that when you meet love at the corner, I will scare you at the corner.

1 1. I came quietly, waving my dagger and leaving no one alive.

12. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply.

13. If you say my sister is a parallel product, then my sister is a parallel product that you can't afford.

14. Children always kick the quilt when they sleep. Fortunately, I found out that I broke my leg in time, otherwise I would have caught a cold!

15. I didn't ask for another bottle of iced black tea ~

16. Flip a coin, the front will surf the Internet, the back will sleep, and when you stand up, you will do your homework.

17. The dog said to the kitten: Can you guess how many sweets I have in my pocket? The kitten said, you guessed it. Can you give it to me? The dog nodded: well, I guess I'll give it to you two! The kitten swallowed and said, I guess five dollars! Then, the dog smiled and put the candy in the kitten's hand, saying, I still owe you three dollars. This is not a joke with low IQ, but because I love you and I allow you a little greed.

18. My father taught me not to judge a book by its cover when I was young, but he didn't teach me not to judge a book by its cover when I grew up.

19. The toilet was flushed without leaving a trace, and the moral standard was reached.

20. When the value of your jewelry exceeds your intrinsic value, you are fashionable.