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Request: Lyrics to "Stealing Pomegranate" by Henan Zhuizi Zhao Wenxuan

Blackheads in 27th and August

Has anyone ever seen an unmarried son-in-law steal a pomegranate?

I passed by my father-in-law’s house three days ago

In the back garden

I saw a tree of good pomegranates

His pomegranates grinned~

Dense red seeds~water Doudou~

How uncomfortable it is for the greedy boy

His mouth is flowing down~~~

He lowered his head to make a plan

Go to me Stealing pomegranates from my father-in-law's house

Grabbing the grass on the wall with his hands

The kite turned over and slipped into the yard~~~

He used both hands very hard

Kachacha threw a pair of pomegranates under the tree

You have to ask which one was alarmed

It alarmed the big girl in the embroidery building

After hearing this, the girl came downstairs

rolled up her sleeves to her shoulders

raised her foot and stretched out her hand and pinned the boy's head under the tree

He was beaten That guy is grinning~~

Call me a bitch Mao Yatou

Who do you think I am?

I am the son-in-law of Dongzhuang Stealing pomegranates

The boy picked up the pomegranates and left

Run outside and let me eat the pomegranates

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