A long cold joke!

B: "I'm not sick. My husband is ill. I have to watch him day and night. "

Answer: "Is there a nurse?"

B: "Because of the nurse, I have to watch him day and night!" "

2. Wife: "You always talked in your sleep last night. Do you know? "

Husband: I don't know. What did I say?

Wife: "You seem to be scolding me."

Husband: "Maybe, because I am too busy during the day to scold you."

3. A cavalry wife said to her husband, "Mike, you talk in your sleep. What is Jenny? Who is she? "

"Oh, that's my horse." The husband replied.

"Oh, I'm not even as good as your horse!" The wife said sadly.

The husband brought a good friend home. After a while, a woman came in silently, put the cup on the table and went out again. The friend said, "Your maid is not beautiful, but maybe she can do it?"

The husband quickly said, "Where do you want to go? Would I hire such an ugly person as a maid? She is my wife! "

6. Wife: "Take this bottle of vitamin tablets to your secretary."

Husband: "Why?"

Wife: "She left a lot of hair on your clothes yesterday."

7. Wife: "Why are there so many women in your factory?"

Husband: "Textile mills, of course, are all women!" " "

Wife: "You didn't deliberately recruit this labor chief!" " "