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QQ Love Talk Don’t talk about us dating, I want to get married directly
1. Whose life is not like alternating current, like an electrocardiogram, with ups and downs, highs and lows. Everyone has to go through ups and downs in life, just more or less, light or heavy. Life is a practice, a process of injury and recovery that goes back and forth.
2. If you fall in love without the purpose of getting married, you are helping others to support their wives.
3. Slumped in the window moss at night, watching the sadness and joy, knowing that day and night, I feel sticky and confused, mumbling bitterly at each mouth In the drunken and lonely heart of the crystal-sprinkled moose, facing the night maple above me, I pondered some of my own questions and explanations
4. Only those with eyes in their hearts can see. to true love. One minute I'm excited, one hour I like it, one day I fall in love. Forget him, but it will last a lifetime. There should always be a place in front of you, and you should stay there alone. Then love again. I don’t know what it is, I don’t know who it is, I don’t know how to love, and I don’t know how long I can love. Just waiting for love once, maybe there will never be anyone.
5. Love means being more soft-hearted than anyone else. In front of this item, all other conditions are destined to be accessories. True feelings can only flourish in soft places. If you meet someone who is always softer than you every time you have a dispute. Well, this is the person who loves you.
6. Do beautiful things need to be discovered and recognized by others? The fact is that only minds with the same attributes will find it beautiful. There is no need for attraction, deliberateness, futility, or maintenance here. All they have to do is be in front of each other. Therefore, its only fate is to wait quietly.
7. Sometimes God will force you to believe that fate is evil. When you can't find it, you occasionally look back and see that person in a dimly lit place.
8. The oath turned into a lie, and my heart was torn into pieces by you.
9. If you love someone, you must love her sincerely and wholeheartedly, learn to cherish her, care for her, protect her, and shelter her from wind and rain. If she is hurt, you must comfort her. She, study hard to love her more, keep walking happily, believe that love will last forever, and love cannot fade. Love her with a grateful heart, treat her as you treat yourself, let love be full of ideals, and realize ideals for love. Let love become sacred and energetic.
10. My anger is no longer a torrent of tears, nor is it full of uncontrollable rage, let alone expecting others to help me take revenge, although there have been such moments. My anger is no longer resentment, nor is it endless commentary, nor is it almost shouting loudly, although there have been such moments.
11. Loving someone means growing up with them over a long period of time and dying together in the last years of life.
12. If the world of mortals can be seen through, I just want to filter out all the dust. There is no need for the shengxiao to wrap around my shoulders and pave the way for me; if the world of mortals can be seen through, I would like to be an idle flower lightly and lightly. Let the four seasons change and let the flowers bloom and fall; if the mortal world can be seen through, I just want to drink a bowl of Meng Po soup to forget the past. From then on, a person's mortal world will last forever; a person's city is as solid as gold, and a person's love will be reflected in the mirror. From now on, I will no longer be stained by dust, from now on I will be heartless and have no regrets.
13. Today is the day you get married. On behalf of my family, I congratulate you and wish you both happiness and grow old together!
14. Am I too much? Silly, even though he is scarred, he still laughs heartbreakingly.
15. Life is painful, don’t be confused. Life is short, don't panic. Desire is endless, don’t be greedy. Your body is yours, don't be lazy. The job belongs to everyone, don’t take it away. Money is for consumption, don’t save it. Life is rich, don’t bother. Holidays are for leisure, don’t be busy. Friends are forever, don’t forget.
16. Once some mistakes happen, there is no chance to correct them. Just like leaves, once they leave the tree, they can never return. Some opportunities, once missed, will be irreversible.
17. The steps of the ladder are never used to rest feet. They are just for people to put their feet up for a period of time so that others can climb up with one foot.
18. I had known that being with you was destined to be endless melancholy, but I didn’t know how to take back my feelings.
A story that cannot be told, a beautiful encounter, love is an intoxication without regrets.
19. Do you know, I hate you, because you stole my heart, robbed my love, deceived my affection, and will occupy the rest of my life. What I hate you most is that you What a waste of my cell phone bill!
20. Every night in the dead of night, I feel lonely and sad. The heart of a lonely person is fragile. I always see other people making love, and I feel that I am so lonely, but my true heart is no longer there. , sincerity no longer counts.
21. Don’t talk about us dating, I want to get married directly.
22. [After being young and frivolous, let’s get married, shall we?]
23. There is only one life, one happiness, one joy, one night of joy. From then on, one person signed the other person's hand and walked down together, working together to make happiness last forever.
Twenty-four, deeply in love with the smell of falling flowers. The fallen flowers all over the ground are colorful, the fragrance of flowers is floating in the air, and the extremely beautiful scenery is intoxicating in the bottom of my heart. I use my emotions to weave colorful pictures, and the fragrance is condensed in the crimson maple leaves. In the wind with my thoughts flying, the dusk Then look back, give the season a shallow smile, and find warmth for the soul.
25. Is marriage a responsible behavior for a man?
26. The quiet phone is accompanied by the dull light, and the lonely chest is hugged by cold arms. Through the piercing eyes, I can only see a stubborn heart, still stubbornly waiting for the response of your love. What do you say when you have sex with someone? What do you post when you have sex with someone?
1. I know you have a lot of personality, but it’s a pity that you are so inhumane!
2. Human nature is that if you are a bitch, you will not leave, but you will leave if you stay.
3. We always meet the most beautiful love in the era when we least understand love.... ..
4. From that night I saw the ugliest side of human nature
5. I thought that I had been hurt so much that I would no longer shed tears. But the Ya'an earthquake. I was moved. It turns out that my humanity has not been extinguished
6. When a man deceives a woman, it is called teasing. When a woman deceives a man, it is called seduction. Men and women cheating on each other is called love.
7. Human nature is base. What did you do when I liked you so much? Now that I don’t like you, I’m starting to pester you
8. The more a person lacks something, the more he or she will show off. This is a cover-up of inferiority complex and a shortcoming of human nature.
9. If you think of him, you can say it loudly: I miss you because I still have humanity.
10. Sometimes it is scary to think about humanity. There are many things in life. People who are afraid of chaos in the world
11. "Don't be high-end and classy/Don't be low-key, luxurious and connotative/Don't be low-key and inhumane"
12. Why originality is always popular No! Whether it is the distortion of human nature or the schizophrenia of the spirit, please watch the next episode {Ran Chu} for explanation!
13. How do they understand the trepidation of human nature?
14. Which young man is not good at falling in love; who is not good at cherishing youth. This is the most holy thing in our humanity.
15. You are beautiful, sexy, generous, gentle, virtuous, innocent and cute, but do I love you?
16. Sometimes you know it will be like this, but you still can’t help but feel sad and regretful. I heard that human nature is In this way
17. Time has smoothed your edges and annihilated your humanity, but it has taught you that the world is in trouble.
18. Distance does not produce beauty, but interprets vulnerable love.
19. I say others are introverted, while others say I am abstract.
20. There is a joke called love. It makes you laugh so hard and cry so much that you still refuse to let go.
21. No matter how cool the autumn is, it can’t cool people’s hearts. No matter how cold the winter is, it cannot be colder than human nature.
22. Human nature is the deepest well. We don’t know who we will fall in love with in one second, who we will hate in the next second, or who we will forget after a certain stage.
23. Do you want face if I give my things to your woman? Do you still have any fucking humanity?
24. Thank you for everything you have brought and made me understand the falseness of human nature.
25. If you love someone, you must love her sincerely and wholeheartedly, learn to cherish her, care for her, protect her, and shelter her from wind and rain. If she is hurt, you must comfort her. She, study hard to love her more, keep walking happily, believe that love will last forever, and love cannot fade. Love her with a grateful heart, treat her as you treat yourself, let love be full of ideals, and realize ideals for love. Let love become sacred and energetic.
26. If Qi Yuan betrays An Qi, Qi Fei betrays Ye Fan, Ruochen betrays Haihua, and Chen Hao betrays Menghua, then I really don’t believe in love anymore.
27. All the harsh words are forced. He had no choice but to reveal the ugliest side of his humanity. Prove that you can defeat the opponent no matter the good or bad side
28. The wounds that have been scarred will still be torn open and sprinkled with a layer of salt inhumanely
29. Capitalists are indeed blood-sucking and inhumane.
30. My anger is no longer a torrent of tears, nor is it full of uncontrollable rage, let alone expecting others to help me take revenge, although there have been such moments. My anger is no longer resentment, nor is it endless commentary, nor is it almost shouting loudly, although there have been such moments.
31. The deepest evil in human nature is meanness
32. Fuck your sister’s love, don’t be hypocritical to me...
33. Human nature cannot be guessed/ People are tired and their hearts are even more tired.
34. Oh, haha, the school will give us a bottle of eye drops when we have classes at 6 o'clock every night, plus late self-study. Oh, haha, school, you are really 'humane'
35. I know There is someone waiting for me in this world, but I don’t know who he will be, so I will be happy every day. When he comes, I will share my happiness with him.
36. Fall deeply in love with the smell of falling flowers. The fallen flowers on the ground are colorful, the fragrance of flowers is floating in the air, and the extremely beautiful scenery is intoxicating in the bottom of my heart. I use emotions to weave colorful pictures, and the fragrance is condensed in the crimson maple leaves. In the wind with my thoughts flying, the dusk Then look back, give the season a shallow smile, and find warmth for the soul.
37. Life is a rapist. It rapes all the beauty, including the innocence of human nature, but we can only forgive with a smile and be the most merciful lamb.
38. Love is a road, friends are pigs. There is only one road in life, and there can be many pigs on the road!
39. Love is an enigmatic word.
40. Interests are often placed at the forefront of human morality.
41. I have always believed that society is beautiful and human nature is kind, so I have been deceived, so please don’t I firmly believe in this truth
42. Am I too stupid? I am obviously scarred, but I still laugh heartbreakingly.
43. We are almost over, and I still think again and again that you can change your mind. Am I wrong, or are you too inhumane?
44. The description of crimes is to express human nature rather than sensationalize
45. - Happiness is nature, selfishness is human nature, coquettishness is willfulness, fashion is personality, rejection is really disappointing ah! ! !
46. You don’t understand me and you still say I’m inhumane. Do you know how sad I feel deep in my heart? If you don’t know anything, don’t say anything about me.
47. One of the tragedies of human nature: being sensitive to one's own pain is extremely insensitive to the pain of others.
48. "Xiong Da, you are inhumane" "Because I am a bear"
49. The ideal him: an outstanding man who is wise, kind, humorous and generous, and motivated . Appearance is not the most important, but you must have an optimistic attitude and enough sincerity.
50. Conscience makes life happen, money destroys human nature.
51. Is there anything wrong with being kind? What is wrong is human nature. If you are kind and bullied, being too kind is ignorance. In the end, no one will remember your kindness, only that you are easy to bully
52. An earthquake washes away the ugliness and beauty of human nature< /p>
53. EXO is at odds? Don’t be too naive. We are no longer so easy to fool. Don’t create brothers who lack humanity for each group. We all know it
54. I want to talk to someone who will last me forever, fall in love with you, live with you forever, for the rest of my life!
55. An enterprise without humanity and understanding can never have tolerant and hard-working employees and products full of humanity and ideas.
56. My Buddha-like kindness is used to set off your wolf-like humanity.
57. Love is not a refuge. If you want to take refuge in it, you will be kicked out.
58. The weather is getting colder, but it can’t be colder than the human heart or human nature
59. Later, I met some people who made me see the ugliness of human nature. In the eyes of envy, there is a price behind it, and I have forgiven some people and re-established trust with them
60. The current state is that I sleep all day and don’t know why. If the school is humanized, I want to give it to the principal. I would like to suggest that the classroom is too hot and should be equipped with an air conditioner
61. There is no need to laugh at the pathetic nature of human nature, why aren’t we so pathetic?
62. Is it true that "time passes, a person's heart is revealed" or "As time goes by, we see humanity"?
63. In the face of money, fame, and status, all the good and evil of human nature will be revealed.
64. Facing the future, if life forces us to make a choice, then I will definitely choose a grass-like lifestyle, facing the weak setting sun, and defending my own ideal world. .
65. To climb mountains, you need to understand the nature of mountains, to swim, you need to understand the nature of water, and to be a human being, you need to understand human nature!
66. Please be your own person and don’t be that inhuman dog.
67. Compared with human nature, I am a step behind you.
68. [ - Love is when you meet a better person, but you are still with the person who you vowed to spend your whole life with yesterday - - ]
69. A fox is so inhumane even before he becomes a spirit.
70. I wish to have the person of my heart and stay together forever. All I want in my life is to find the right you and stay with me until we grow old.
71. Han Li, your heart was originally good, but it turned bad when you met Ye Fan. You have no humanity.
72. The oath turned into a lie, and my heart was torn into pieces by you.
73. What this society lacks is nothing more than human nature.
74. Love, confess. In love, happy. Divided, painful. I cried with hatred, it was inhumane.
75. People’s hearts are fragile, but human nature often makes them strong.
76. Live with personality, be handsome without human nature
77. Discover that there are many things in the space Let’s have some food, drink, and have fun. Oh, I’ll go and return to my true nature
78. The betrayal of human nature is common in this world.
79. Animals also understand human nature, even better than humans
80. Love may be a joke, but marriage is a long novel.
81. Is there anyone like me who is still obsessed with a fruitless result?
82. Because of love, we always abandon our friends.
83. May your words of love be your own, and you will not be alone. May all your waiting be fulfilled.
84. Inhumane. Just have personality.
85. I’m covered in thorns and cold and inhumane. I’m extremely cold. You fucking don’t come near me!
86. Love either makes people mature or degenerates.
87. A lover who has changed his heart is like losing his humanity and his essence.
88. Origin is the deepest original sin of human nature
89. There is At this time, human nature is not completely pale.
90. I think that the human hearts of people in this world have been eaten by dogs. No wonder people are becoming more and more inhumane, while dogs are becoming more and more sensible. . .
91. I never have any extravagant hopes or illusions about human nature.
92. No one will sell their humanity for money unless they have to.
93. Scenery is fine--but human nature is finer. Natural scenery is beautiful, but human nature is even more beautiful!
94. The sincere ones say infatuation, the emotional ones are inhumane, the strong ones say reluctant ones, you don’t know the truth, but everyone has their own love
95. My dear, you have to remember that no one is human, so don’t hand over your heart easily
96. We fell in love from the age of 16 to the age of 27. This year we got married. , we just want to understand that love at the age of 16 is not rebellion, but meeting the right person too early
97. Human nature is like shit*
98. Don’t want to hate Dare to hate, because human nature is inherently kind
99. Every coin has two sides, why not allow human nature to have two sides?
100. Sentences about wanting to get married after seeing love for a long time and hating for a long time. Let’s get married, let’s get married_Love Sentences
1. He said he wanted to marry her, and I said I wanted to die.
2. When we get married, we Let's get a pair of couple's rings tattooed together. If anyone dares to mention the word divorce, I'll have their fingers cut off.
3. [Fall in love with the person you like and marry the right person]
4. If I get married one day in the future, I hope it will be because of love.
5. Material carrier is also a harbor for the soul. It provides you with a kind of comfort. No matter what you have experienced, you can return to this harbor without any reason.
6. If a lottery ticket worth 100 million yuan tells your beloved that he wants to marry you, I guess you will choose the latter, right?
7. When you get married, I will go and make a scene, and make your own wedding? [I think this is the warmest sentence]
8. It’s nothing to fall in love, just marry me.
9. Losing ten dollars is more uncomfortable than falling out of love, and picking up ten dollars is happier than getting married.
10. Before getting married, every girl probably fantasizes about what kind of hairstyle she will have when she gets married.
11. My ex-girlfriend is getting married, and she sends me a text message asking me if she can go. I decisively replied to her with three words: I’ll go next time.
12. Let’s get married while we’re still alive.
13. Are you still considered a human being when you help your so-called brother to scold you, the person who once said you would stay with her forever, accompany her to get the marriage certificate, wear her wedding dress and walk the carpet with her?
14. There is only one life, one happiness, one joy, one night of joyful singing. From now on, one person signs the other person's hand, go down together, and work together to make happiness permanent.
15. Let’s get married, let’s get married.
16. We were ready to get married, but we lost money.
17. Driving a tractor and singing love songs!! Riding a bicycle to get married!!
18. JH: What is love? There is a way to get married.
19. My mother said that she would marry me as soon as I reach the age of marriage?
20. Men should be ambitious, and when they are in love and marriage with the same woman, they should not support their future wives for others. Women should have the backbone, and when they are in love and marriage with the same man, they should not support others. Take care of your future husband
21. How can I bear to let you break up? I want to see you get better, get married, have children, and then get divorced.
22. When the person who was waiting to get my marriage certificate spoke to me, my mood suddenly brightened up
23. No matter how long you get married, you will eventually divorce, no matter how long you fall in love, They will eventually break up
24. I want to be the bridesmaid for my good sister when she gets married! つ
25. Love has not yet come, and life is carefree; the most painful things are just tests and examinations. I felt a lot of pressure at the time, but looking back later, I realized how small it was.
Twenty-six, nine yuan for marriage. Twelve yuan for divorce. Only fools get divorced. It's so expensive... nine yuan for a wedding. Twelve yuan for divorce. The reason for divorce is because there is a mistress.
27. I wish I had a contract with you. In a few years, if you don’t have a girlfriend and I don’t have a boyfriend, we will get married.
28. Milk Tea has always said that only by believing is it possible, but 11 years later, Milk Tea got married and the groom was not Chen Sheng.
29. Is a bad marriage terrible? It is just like a school, in which you have experienced the most heartbreaking pain, the most humiliating training, the most tenacious endurance, the most bone-gnawing loneliness, The most hopeless wait. Facing the future with such a tested heart, are there any obstacles that cannot be overcome? Most
Thirty, I just hope that when I get married, you will be the best man and at least we can walk the red carpet together.
Thirty-one, you are stupid, bomb the divorce office. Divorce and marriage are the same place. You should burn the marriage certificate.
Thirty-two, if one day, I marry someone else, if If you still love me, why don't you just make a big fuss about the wedding and come and rob me?
Thirty-three, I can't live without you. The first time I saw you at Twelve Oaks I knew you were the one I wanted.
34. I am worried that the person who will marry me many years from now will sow and fertilize in other people's bodies tonight. Talk about marriage
35. The best love letter a man can give to a woman is a marriage certificate.
36. I heard that getting married is very cheap now, Civil Affairs Bureau I'll get it for 9 yuan. I'll ask you to give it.
Thirty-seven. If a person really meets love, he probably still has to get married. Marriage should be the natural destination of love. Love is a process in which both parties understand, appreciate and blend with each other. When love reaches such a level, it requires the form of marriage. Marriage and family are both
38. Marriage has nothing to do with love. People always think that marriage will happen naturally after love matures, but they don’t know that marriage is just a way of life. Everyone can get married. It’s so simple that it makes girls sad. QQ comments Don't say I've changed, please just say you're tired
1. Why is God always dozing off when I'm unlucky? 2. You get what you pay for, porridge Eat without feeling hungry.
3. If you can't forget him, don't forget. Real forgetting does not require effort.
4. The first guy who knew that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow?
5. No matter what kind of girl she is, ordinary or outstanding should be a If a woman who is mentally and materially strong wants money, make it by herself; if she wants a car, buy it by herself; if she wants a man, find it by herself, instead of waiting for others to give you money or stupidly waiting for a man to come to you. A woman's happiness is in her own hands and comes from her own hard work. If she wants to rely on a man for happiness, it is simply impossible.
6. If it is yours, it will always be yours; if it is not yours, no matter how much you earn or rob it, it will never belong to you.
7. The earth is in motion, and a person cannot be in an unlucky position forever.
8. Standing at the crossroads of life, I am even more hesitant.
9. A man cries because he really loves, and a woman cries because she really gives up.
10. I originally wanted to eat my sorrow one bite at a time, but unexpectedly, I became fat one bite at a time.
11. I have always believed that men who beat women are the most incompetent people in the world.
12. In the face of facts, the more developed your imagination is, the more unimaginable the consequences will be.
13. You must have the courage to lower your head and the confidence to raise your head.
14. People are like iron, and style is like steel. Don’t pretend to be depressed for a day!
15. The two greatest tragedies in life are: not getting what you want and getting what you don’t want.
16. Give you some sunshine and it will be brilliant; give you some charcoal and it will make a bomb.
17. Has anyone ever appreciated your kindness? It seems like they only try to push it further.
18. If there is an afterlife, I will be a quilt, either lying on the bed or basking in the sun!
19. When friends around you say you are crazy, success is not far away from you.
20. Because you have loved, you are compassionate; because you understand, you forgive.
21. No matter how fragile you appear, no one will sympathize with you. Do you understand that there are too many bitches who laugh at you?
22. If you love me, please raise your left hand. , if you love others, please raise your middle finger.
23. Whether you are stupid or not depends on whether you can pretend to be stupid.
Twenty-four, wine, half drunk is good, but too much will make you drunk. Love is still half true. If you love too deeply, your heart will be broken.
25. No matter what, a person’s depravity is always unworthy of forgiveness. The more no one loves you, the more you must love yourself.
26. Women use friendship to reject love, while men use friendship to exchange for love.
27. You insisted on making Audrey Hepburn a street girl in real life.
28. Don’t say I have changed, please just say you are tired of it.
29. The weather is so cold that it’s like a joke, and life is like nonsense.
Thirty. Please don’t treat me as a fool. It’s not that I don’t know some things, it’s just that I see them and bury them in my heart.
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