Hygienic jokes in the canteen

A customer was sitting at a table in a fancy restaurant with a napkin around his neck. The manager was disgusted and called a waiter and said, "You let this gentleman know that our restaurant doesn't allow that. But try to be tactful. " The usher came to the man's desk and asked politely, "Sir, do you shave or get a haircut?"

120 Pan homely tofu

Go to dinner with a few friends at a time. The hall was crowded with people. When the waiter received the private room to order, she said loudly: "The minimum consumption here is 2000 yuan!" Everyone was shocked. At this time, a friend asked, "How much is a plate of home-made tofu?" "18 yuan." "Well, here comes the 120 set!" Waiter, after going out for a while, the hotel manager came in and said with a smile, "Whatever you want!

No coffee.

A tax official walks into a cafe. A poor old man was startled to see him and immediately shouted to the shopkeeper, "Give this gentleman, our tax official, a cup of coffee quickly!" " "A man next to him said," you don't know, do you? He is no longer a tax official. " "Really?" The old man was greatly surprised. He immediately shouted, "boss, don't want that cup of coffee just now!" " "

Our scale is broken.

One day, a lady walked into KFC and said to the waiter, "Please give me a catty of chicken wings." Probably because of the customer satisfaction of KFC 10 1%, the waiter solemnly said, "Oh, I'm sorry, madam, our scale just broke down!"

What kind of soup is this?

Lao Wang is eating in a restaurant. He called the waiter: "come and see, what soup is this?" What do you think it is? " "I said, sir, how come you don't even know flies at your age?"

This is the cause of parallax.

Customer: "Miss, the food intake here has decreased a lot recently." Attendant: "This may be parallax, sir. Because the area of the hall has expanded. "

This soup is too thin.

In the restaurant, the customer: "Boss, your soup is too thin." Boss: "I know, but I just want you to enjoy the pattern on the plate."

Where am I from?

The guest ordered a Beijing roast duck. After the waiter brought it, the guest licked it on the duckbill and said, no, this is Nanjing duck.

The waiter quickly changed one, and the guest licked it and said, no, this is a duck from Hubei.

The waiter changed another one, and the guest licked it again and said, it's still wrong. It's Cantonese duck!

The waiter put his mouth to the guest and said, I have been an orphan since I was a child and I don't know where I was born. Please lick me too and see where I come from.

Anti-counterfeiting identification

One day, Xiao comma was eating in a restaurant. He called the restaurant owner and said, why is there chicken feathers in this roast chicken?

The boss said: this, this, this is our anti-counterfeiting sign!

We cannot control it.

In a hotel in Zhengzhou, there was a fly in a well-sealed bottle of old village head wine, and the diners refused to pay for the meal. When the hotel asked the takeaway salesman to explain, the salesman said: This fly flew from the northeast, and we can't control it.