Find the coldest joke, creepy and cold ~

1, there was a match, and it was walking on the road, walking, walking, walking, walking ... suddenly it felt itchy, so it scratched, scratched, scratched, scratched ... later ... it set itself on fire and finally went out ~ ~

2. I went to change my driver's license today, and the red light stopped at an intersection. As a result, a mother was holding a child, and there was a bigger one in front, which was stopped by the traffic police ... The traffic police said, "Miss, even if your child doesn't wear a helmet, why don't you bring it yourself?" This doesn't make sense! Mother said, "children can't buy such a small one!" " ! The traffic police said, "but bring it yourself!" ! "Mom said," Why should I take it? If anything happens to my child, I don't want to live!

3. Lao Wang took his son to see a doctor: "Doctor, my son loves swearing, and you will be paralyzed as soon as you open your mouth." The doctor checked and said, "The child has polio."

4. Why should the magical powers such as sunflower collection and exorcism sword spectrum come from the palace first? Because they will be great when they practice. . .

5. Two tomatoes went shopping. The first tomato suddenly walked very fast, and the second tomato asked, Where are we going? The first tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again. The first tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again. The first tomato finally turned slowly and said, aren't we tomatoes? Can we talk?