Kneel for a joke that several people can laugh together for a long time.

1 Marriage is the grave of love. I love more. I want to sleep in the grave.

Don't hang yourself on a tree. Didn't you see how many people hanged on that tree?

There are two unfortunate things in life. One is that the person I love belongs to others, and the other is that the person I don't love belongs to others.

You are the only smelly man who reminds me, reminds me, misses me and prays for me.

Those with tails behind them are not necessarily monkeys, but also pigs. Those with tails in front of them are not necessarily people, but also people.

6. Time is money. I have a lot of money. Money is time, I have no time.

7. You told me to forget you. What I want to ask is, when do I remember you?

8. Unfortunately, it was lost when it was time to lose, and it was not lost when it was time to lose.

9. Only by looking at others severely can we see their shamelessness.

10. When sows can climb trees and pigs think so.

1 1. Opening your eyes to see the world is tantamount to self-mutilation.

12. Life is birth and death.

13. Be good at listening to the opinions of successful people, observing their actions and imitating their footprints, but don't trust successful people, believe in yourself.

14. The reason why you live so tired is because you live so tired.

15. People who think about success all day long fail in the end.

16. People who brag about their girlfriends all day have no girlfriends.

17. Being strong is a hurdle that others have not crossed, and you have not crossed it, but you have hung on it.

18. The so-called doctor's advice means that the doctor said, young man, you gave me these boxes of gynecological medicine, and I will be fine. I said, yes, yes, yes.

19. Will you stop looking at me like that? I have never been seen by such a despicable person.

20. When we packed our bags and were ready to leave, a thief appeared at the railway station.

2 1. In my dream, I was chased by many people. In reality, I was killed by many people and didn't chase them.

22. Stepping into the society, I look forward to going back to college. Entering the university, I look forward to returning to high school; Entering high school, I look forward to returning to junior high school. After entering junior high school, I am still looking forward to returning to junior high school. Entering junior high school, I look forward to returning to my childhood. People have been painfully recalling yesterday.

I can't compete with you shamelessly. Let me improve.

24. A good girl means that we don't understand her, and a bad girl means that we understand her.

The most polite person at the railway station is the announcer in the waiting room.

26. I thought it was always that you didn't understand society, not that society didn't understand you. Later, I understood that even if you don't understand society, society doesn't understand you.