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Funny and humorous insomnia sentences

it's not a kind of happiness to find a fool to accompany you to lose sleep. will you start to lose sleep when a cat spends the night quietly?

Insomnia shouldn't be a disease, but it won't make many people with insomnia suffer torture, destruction and pain. It is worse than illness, more depressed and overwhelmed than ordinary diseases.

you are like sunshine between your fingers, warm and beautiful, but you can never catch it.

the consequences of insomnia are similar, all of them are unable to sleep, all of them are in a trance, and all of them are mental atrophy.

in the face of insomnia, I have personal feelings. I believe that if a person can't sleep well all his life, it is a great shortcoming, a great loss, a enjoyment of life, and the meaning of life has not been more completely romanticized.

forget those unhappy things! Even God thinks that sorrow and trouble don't belong to you. Try to let yourself out, and you will see that the sun tomorrow will be warmer than today! The sky tomorrow is bluer than today.

People all over the world have left you, and I will be by your side. If there is hell, we will be rampant together.

Being yourself after breaking up, a person's world has its ups and downs, and there are also beautiful moments, so classify him as a memory.

I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but I shed tears, but I didn't deceive myself.

There is so much helplessness in life that we can't change it, and what's worse, we have lost the idea of change.

thank you for your ruthlessness, and let me learn to give up.

others can see happiness on their faces. Who can feel the pain in my heart?

I dare not say, because I am timid, because if you refuse, I will never see you again. I would rather love you silently than let you know until you are surrounded by others!

is insomnia a disease? If it is a disease, the doctor can cure it.

There is always someone, no matter how he treated you before, you will always find a reason to forgive him.

Alas ... I have insomnia again. Many things have happened these days, and I am in a bad mood.

The happiest thing every day is to cook by yourself, and the most painful thing is to eat by yourself!

People are like hedgehogs in winter. They get stung when they are too close to each other. Too far away from each other, feel cold; People must keep a proper distance to live.

I must think of a lonely picture after I leave, but please forget it. A person always has a new beginning. Don't let the past bind you in the palace of sadness.

Being yourself after breaking up, a person's world has its ups and downs, and there are also beautiful moments, so classify him as a memory.

what about insomnia? Find a math teacher, the effect is excellent. ~~

the pinyin for sleep is shuimian, and the pinyin for insomnia is shimian. I can't sleep at night because I'm missing a U.

In order to find out why I had insomnia last night, I have insomnia tonight.

I have always suffered from insomnia recently, and I wake up every 16 hours-families with difficulty in getting up

Insomnia is not terrible, but I am lovelorn.

When can I lose sleep for you-

Record the teacher's lecture and listen to it before going to bed, so you will never lose sleep again.

Your depression is melodramatic, your procrastination is lazy, your obsessive-compulsive disorder is idle, and your insomnia is not sleepy at all

A sister asked me what sm means? I'm embarrassed to say that, but then she changed her signature to recent frequent sm

My future is not a dream, but insomnia.

I want to keep my waist-length black hair, reduce my weight to double digits, make a friend who can talk when I have insomnia, and be admitted to an insomnia person who is not even qualified to dream.

My future is a dream. Unfortunately, I still have insomnia.

Your depression is melodramatic, your procrastination is lazy, your obsessive-compulsive disorder is idle, and your insomnia is not sleepy at all.

I always wake up every twelve hours for insomnia recently.

When I have insomnia, I like to knock on other people's doors at night. Someone else woke up. I'm very happy. Sleepless love will eventually sleep.

I've been suffering from insomnia recently, and I wake up every 16 hours.

I suffer from insomnia every night. If I fall asleep one night, it must be abnormal or I am dead.

My future is a dream. Unfortunately, I have insomnia this time.

now I have insomnia. You know that feeling, I know you know.

Be content. Insomnia people are not even qualified to dream

Insomnia people are not even qualified to have nightmares.

Your depression is melodramatic, your procrastination is lazy, your obsessive-compulsive disorder is idle egg pain, and your insomnia is not sleepy at all ...

People who don't sleep in the middle of the night are either insomnia or restless

In order to figure out why I lost sleep yesterday, I lost sleep today

Some people say that insomnia is because you are busy in other people's dreams

I have insomnia alone, and my own space <

Pride loses to time, knowledge loses to practice, happiness loses to missing, decision loses to nostalgia, body loses to insomnia, and wandering loses to time.

On countless sleepless nights, I believe many people will habitually close their eyes and miss a person and a face quietly.

(pillow party) exchanging pillows may exchange your loneliness, but it can't cure your insomnia. We are afraid of dreaming, because we are afraid of the loneliness of waking up from a dream.

Lonely night, because of your insomnia, I lost my dream mood, but I don't have a dream from now on, but I still have you in my dream! Meeting you is purely an act of god. I love you wholeheartedly, never regret falling in love with you, and I will be satisfied with getting you.

for people who suffer from insomnia, the night is long. For a tired person, a mile is far away. Life is long for ignorant people.

Also remind him of the side effects of insomnia and hallucinations. But he takes it on time. He feels safe. Annie Baby

There is a feeling that I always admit my lovesickness when I am insomnia, and there is a kind of tears that always see attachment when I break up.

I can't find a way to hypnotize, so I can only choose to enjoy the loneliness at night.

facing insomnia, I have a personal feeling. I believe that if a person can't have a good sleep every day, it is a great shortcoming, a great loss, and the enjoyment of life is lost, that is to say, the meaning of life has not been more completely romantic.

the consequences of insomnia are similar, all of them are unable to sleep, all of them are in a trance, and all of them are mental atrophy.

is insomnia a disease? If it is a disease, the doctor can cure it.

Waiting for the meteor when wishing, my good friend, lonely night, I lost my dream mood because of your insomnia, but I didn't never have a dream.

Insomnia often makes me lose my memory, spirit and vitality, and often prevents me from enjoying the happiness I deserve in life.

sudden fear occupied all my drowsiness. I am on the verge of dreaming and waking up, struggling in a dream full of formalin like a dying patient.

sleepless nights are the purest quiet.

after a long period of insomnia, I still feel that I miss you. When my body began to ache again, I endured and forced myself that you no longer missed you.

Every night when I have insomnia, my eyes always shed tears inadvertently.

Let yourself forget the difficult situation in your activities, keep a normal heart and an enterprising heart, and bravely become a strong fighter with insomnia.

There is always a feeling when I am insomnia. My family has covered the bitter rain and wind and frost, and my friends have sent me a fragrance in the sun.

I lost sleep last night. Silent night, lonely dawn, depressing rain falling outside the window, followed the rhythm of the beat and knocked on my heart again and again.

Only when you have insomnia, do you feel lovesick.

Insomnia should not be a disease, but it is not a disease, but it causes many people with insomnia symptoms to suffer, destroy and suffer. It is worse than illness, more depressed and overwhelmed than ordinary diseases.

when a cat sneaked through my night, insomnia began to haunt me.

although you are not with me, I have not forgotten you.