Some rhyming funny sentences, such as: you are so handsome and cool, you can't compare with it at all. You always think you are the East with a lid on your head and cabbage in your hand. ...

1, eyes glazed, nose vacuumed and mouth faded. ...

2. If there are many trees, there must be dead branches, and if there are many people, there must be white?

3. Women in the new century: They got the hall, got the kitchen, wrote the code, found out the difference, killed the Trojan horse, climbed over the fence, drove a good car, bought a new house, fought for mistresses and beat hooligans. ...

4. A string of lights? A string of gold and then a string for others to play with? golden

5. Doing all ordinary things well is extraordinary, and doing all simple things right is not simple.

6. Get carried away, right? Bury?

7. Do you know how BIGBANG happened? Yes, Hua smokes, but Sakyamuni farts.

8. How much worry can you have, just like a warehouse in PetroChina.

9. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

10, the poorest is nothing more than begging, and will eventually come out before dying.

1 1, even lovers will eventually end.

12, the monkey forgot his key and stood at the door to dig his nose.

13, I came secretly, walked quietly, waved a dagger, and left no one alive.

14, see through, don't say through, continue to be friends.

15, God gave us worldly desires? We turn them into pornography and violence.

16, according to the pig's care and elegance, I am basically a handsome guy.

17, ten political opinions, nine scams, and one to be tested.

18, big head, big brain, big grass eyes, big nose, big vacuum ears, and eating too much when driving.