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A vegetable has been in bed for several months. One day, when the nurse was cleaning her body, she found that touching the monitor below her would react. So he told her husband: KJ may wake up as soon as he is stimulated. The husband agreed awkwardly and started KJ, but soon, the woman died. . .

Two people are talking about QQ. Woman: I ate a lot of watermelons today! Man: Actually, you are suitable for eating papaya! Woman: Leave this kind of thing to my future boyfriend! Man: ... Woman: Am I evil? ! M: Yes. . . . . .

After making out for the first time, I asked MM how she felt, but when she blushed and took out a McDonald's coupon, I was greatly gratified …

There is a serious imbalance between male and female in a university of technology, and there is only one girl in grade 2004. On the eve of graduation, a person from Qiukun Society mobilized the whole class of boys in 2004 to make a questionnaire survey with only one topic: "Did everyone go to primary school?" As a result, the boys were expelled from school the next day …

In the supermarket, three men lined up to check out. The one with the safety T in his hand looks at the one with WSJ in front and smiles without saying a word, while the one with WSJ in his hand looks at the one with toilet paper in front and smiles without saying a word …

I just learned a classic sentence the other day: I know your depth and you know my length! I am very excited to send a text message to my girlfriend to tease me. As a result, three minutes later, my girlfriend came to the news, and she was very disdainful: "Gee, I know your length, but you don't know my depth!" "

In the evening, two people were whispering on the phone. MM (tender as water): Honey, do you miss me? Gabby: Yes, very much! MM (extremely shy): So … how much do you want? Um ... I miss you. I miss my dislocated right hand.

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