I understand the truth, but I just don't like it.

1. New skills! You ask your sister for her phone number. If you think she gave you a fake phone number, you can change a few numbers and look again. If the sister corrects you, the number is true! I don't want to be too mature or too sensible. I just want to be a naive ghost by your side, and I can accompany you through the difficulties and be protected by you. Up to now, the word good night seems to have become a necessary courtesy. Who knows whether to sleep or not? Anyway, the topic is terminated. If I am chatting with you, please don't think that I don't like chatting with you. Maybe I went out to play, maybe the internet speed didn't give me a hard time, or maybe I went to the space where you didn't call me back. Forget it, or I got stuck, or my parents rushed into my room, or I couldn't help but fall asleep and waited for your news. In a word, don't think that I don't like chatting with you. I don't like chatting with you. Whether you are sad or happy, thank you for meeting. Say sentences in a more personal way. 6. Only when the tears are gone can the knot be untied. 7. Many people and things have already become vague outlines in memory. We always feel that we are still young and can greedily enjoy all the beautiful things. Later, we were surprised to find that, I don't know when we started, we saw the shells in the sugar coating, smiled and finished killing people, and learned how to deal with perfunctory things. We took part in casual entertainment to face many things that we never thought we would face. On the surface, it is harmless to people and animals, but the self-defense knife has always been behind us and has never left our hands. 9. I know everything, but I don't like it! 10. Sometimes two people who are chatting happily online don't talk so much as soon as they meet, probably because they can't send expression packs face to face. 1 1. You don't fall in love, you don't study hard, you don't play games, you don't watch TV, and you don't have any friends to talk to. Why do you stay up so late every day? Why? Why? 12. I just want to find someone to spoil me. To put it bluntly is to excuse my fault. I know my problem. What I want is someone who protects me and doesn't give up my sadness. I want someone who shows his true colors in front of you and you come over and hug me and say it's okay, instead of telling me what's wrong with you. You are so bad. I don't need to find such a person. I'm not sick. 13. Great youth cannot be wasted in bed, but many beautiful things in life happen in bed. 14. Even if there is a person who hasn't contacted for several years, a back figure can recognize that person! 15. If a girl lives in her heart, please never let her grow up. Please protect her. 16. There is always a person who has been living in his heart, but said goodbye to life. What you can't forget is the memory, and what you continue is life. There are many people coming and going around, and there is always one place that has not changed. 17. I hope you can cover my eyes with your palm before my tears fall, and then say that my eyes look best when I smile. I hope you hug me when I'm expressionless, and then say, don't pretend to be strong in front of me. I hope you can put my head on your shoulder and touch my hair when I am wronged, even if everyone doesn't believe you. 18. Don't be stupid enough to measure feelings by the length of knowing each other. 19. I can't say warm words, and I don't have a character that is loved by thousands of people. 20. Some words, the more awkward, the better. 2 1. If you don't get it, you want to have it, and if you get it, you want to be free. If you look good, you say ugly; if you don't look good, you say coquettish; if you look cute, you say childish. Being rich is pretending to be poor and rich, and no one cares about you at all. Sometimes you get angry and others think you have a big temper. If you don't talk, others think you are bullied. And cherish the first meeting, after all, you will never see me so quiet, shy and cold again. 23. I always miss the endless love between high school and my deskmate. Now she is 40 years old and has never been in love. My parents arranged blind dates for me everywhere. One day, my mother called and said that she had arranged a blind date. I ran over and saw that girl was actually a high school deskmate! My excited brain was hot, and I asked falteringly, are you okay? She looked down and said, are you going on a blind date with my daughter? 202 1 talking about mood sentences: I understand all the reasons, but feelings are unreasonable.

1, I've heard of inspiration. I know everything. I also drink chicken soup, but I'm still stupid.

You have to admit that money can solve more than 95% troubles in your life.

3. It is said that girls only have four wishes: nothing for nothing, no learning and no skills, no harm in love and no obesity.

We feel unhappy because we are not pursuing happiness, but being happier than others.

A lover who changes his mind is like a dog. Whoever has the ability will take it.

6. People are really strange. You can be depressed for a long time because of one sentence, or you can feel that the world is beautiful instantly because of one sentence.

7. Don't say whether it is suitable or not. 1 yuan lighter, or 1 million yuan cigarette.

8. We are all stubborn, none of us stay and one of us doesn't look back.

9. Some people are destined to wait for others, while others are destined to be waited for.

10, I understand the reason, but this thing of feelings is unreasonable.

Talk about classic sentences: I understand all the reasons, and feelings are unreasonable.

1. For the rest of my life, snow is you, plain is you, poverty is you, glory is you, tenderness in my heart is you, and eyes are you.

2. The happiest thing in the world is that the person you are waiting for is waiting for you, the person you care about is also caring for you, the person you think of is thinking of you, the person you love is also loving you, and the person you know knows you better!

3, we can quarrel, we can delete friends, but you can't help but understand my duplicity, my little temper, and you can't make up with me again.

We don't have a special story. We are just the luckiest accidents in each other's lives.

If you can give me the love of my life, I will definitely give you a company that will never give up.

I think if it's colder than Gao, you can't compete with me, but if I like you, you win.

7. Love is a matter for two people. One person can't be serious, while another person is playing singles.

8. Actually, it's simple to forget someone: don't meet, don't be mean.

9. The most beautiful love story is that your favorite person plans your future in Ta.

10, there will always be someone in your life who will let you know why you have no results with others.

1 1, a good play always begins with a grand finale; The right person always comes last.

12. No matter how good others are, it has nothing to do with me. No matter how bad you are, I like them.

13, all suitability is mutual accommodation and change between two people. There are no two people who are naturally suitable, and the best love is two people working in the same direction.

14. What is specificity? I didn't choose you. I chose you. If I choose you, I won't choose again. It will always be you.

15, I understand the reason, but it doesn't make sense to be emotional.

Funny sentences make people laugh: I know everything but I don't listen.

1. At that time, there was a boy in the class who was too weak to beat the girls in the class. Everyone laughed at him, but he touched the hands of more than 20 girls in the class. I know everything, but I don't listen. For children who are afraid to go to the toilet after watching ghost movies, I want to say that ghosts have dignity, and which ghost is willing to wait for you in your toilet. 4. What is muscle memory? I just smoked mysterious blessings when I was playing cool running, but I didn't get the props I wanted several times. I drew it suddenly, but I owe it a little. 5. When I was pregnant, my son's father, an idiot, called his son to the mouth of the cave every day. What's it like inside? Do you need anything delicious? Although I am ashamed, I feel quite happy. Until one day, my husband suddenly came back. . Before Rene Laennec invented the stethoscope, doctors could only put their ears to the patient's chest to listen to the sounds of his lungs and heart. Laennec's invention took medicine a big step forward. To this day, doctors can't forgive him. 7. I remember that in high school, the school asked me to cut my hair short. Our school is right across the street from a row of hair salons. Because I just reported it and didn't know the situation, I went in. Seeing a row of women with heavy make-up and scanty clothes, I thought my business was really good. An elder sister asked the young man why he had his hair cut short. I was embarrassed to see her, and she cut it for me. Finally, I received 5 yuan and cut it in that high school for 3 years. . . 8. Anyway, you should remember: I am a fairy, how can I be angry with you and other mortals. 9. The class teacher found that two children in the class were in puppy love. She didn't bother to ask her parents or educate her, so she directly put the two children at the same table as the most beautiful girl and the most handsome Zheng Tai in the class. A week later, the young couple's puppy love ended in suspicion and jealousy. 10. I always feel that the host of the food festival can eat seven or eight flavors even if you give him a piece of shit, and he still looks happy. 1 1. At the morning meeting just now, the boss always stared at the new female colleague's chest fiercely. After a few minutes, no one was particularly embarrassed to talk, and the climax came. Our manager had no choice but to remind him: let's ask Mr. Li to say a few words. At this time, the boss suddenly woke up and patted his head with his hand. Hehe, look at my tits. . . 12. Everyone will ride a bike with one hand or let go of both hands, but who will cross their hands? UH huh? No, I'll teach you when my leg is abandoned. 13. I envy two kinds of girls, one is a good thief in the game, and the other is the power in the game pit, but I can be spoiled. I'm stuck in the middle, but I can't be coquettish, but I swear. 14. Now all the children are celebrating Valentine's Day, leaving a group of young people clamoring for Children's Day all day. 15. Life is terrible, but fortunately I am cute. Funny sentences that make people laugh. 16. It's late at night. Let's see if there are cute dead bodies under your bed, people hiding in the closet, blood leaking from the ceiling, shadows under the door, beautiful girls with long hair in the bathroom mirror, and corroded faces on the pillows. Be sure to lock the door. Combing your hair in the middle of the night will attract ghosts, dear friends. Finally, have a good dream. 17. Tell you a good project. Don't tell anyone after reading it. 400 yuan can get rich by getting rabies vaccine. You don't need to take the exam again in two years. Two years is 730 days. If you go out and let the dog bite once a day, you can bite 730 times. The owner of the dog will give you 400 yuan every time. Plus the cost, you can earn 290 thousand in two years! Another way to make a living is impossible without you, only you can't think of it! Remember: don't look for a big dog, bite it and it's over! 18. I remember when I was in primary school, one day my mother asked me if you could climb that tree. I said, yes, I'm afraid I can't come down. It's okay. Mom's here. So I managed to climb up, and then she went to Li Nainai's house to play mahjong all afternoon. 19. In August, be a simple pig, peaceful and persistent, modest and fearless, and lower your head to eat your favorite cabbage. 20. The real goddess has nothing to do with beauty. It is a kind of tension released from the heart after experiencing the world. A woman with a rich heart is beautiful even if she is not beautiful. When a woman really gets rid of the limitation of appearance, she can really achieve a kind of spiritual beauty. At this point, her light, no one can stop! Yes, that person is me. 2 1. After work, I waited for my husband to pick me up, but I was half an hour late. I got a little angry when I got on the bus, so I ignored him. I've been playing with my mobile phone for a while, and it rings. Did my husband call me when he saw it? When I connected the phone, my husband on the other end of the phone asked, Where have you been? I looked up at my eldest brother who was driving, and immediately shouted: Lie in the trough! Who are you? The big brother who was driving gave me a look and shouted, Lie in the trough! My daughter-in-law