Don't read those illogical jokes!

? Sometimes I brush my circle of friends and see some inspirational jokes, which look very inspirational and exciting, and I am very good at being taken out to teach subordinates, students, salespeople, migrant workers, entrepreneurs and so on. In short, people who need chicken soup! But what I want to say is, don't use those jokes with different logic to harm people!

Let me give you a few examples:

Recently, a paragraph said that sales must learn from traffic police comrades, and make out invoices every day. They are still strange customers.

Because they go out every day to find customers, find customers, intercept customers, find selling points, and hold customers, this is a complete sales process in modern marketing guru, which fully shows that sales should have action and execution, not waiting for orders there, but being passive, neglecting, shirking and making excuses, and the result will be eliminated by industries, competitors and markets!

Thanks for the appearance of traffic police. But this logic really doesn't make sense.

First of all, the personnel relationship is wrong. Traffic policemen can't compare with salesmen. The relationship between the traffic police and the fined person is definitely not the relationship between the salesperson and the customer. I haven't even seen the person who was fined, and it's completely different from the sales staff who deal with it every day!

Secondly, the process logic is wrong. The paragraph describes the sales process of the salesperson, but it is definitely not the process of the traffic police invoicing. The traffic police don't have to communicate with customers, but use their own power to charge. This is a huge mechanism platform that no enterprise can match?

So, use this paragraph to motivate your sales staff to make a bill, and the sales staff with a little brain will refute you!

There is another paragraph: some people say: learning is brainwashing. Ma Yun said: Mercedes-Benz, BMW, Land Rover, Rolls-Royce, etc. Stop at the door of any study room; Motorcycles, electric cars and bicycles are parked in Internet cafes, game halls and mahjong halls! So the rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer! If you study, you will have hope. If you don't study, you can't keep up. If you want to change your pocket, you must first change your head! No matter how good the mobile phone is, it should be recharged, and the computer system should be updated. If one's ideas don't change, you will be eliminated by this society.

I don't know if this sentence is what Ma Yun said! I guess I was shot lying down for no reason again! The final conclusion is true. People should change their ideas and learn, but not because different cars are parked in different places. The logic is just the opposite. Because rich people have the strength to go to business school and MBA, they will park in these places, while those who can't afford those cars are struggling in Internet cafes at first. In internet cafes and game halls, you can't learn and you won't succeed? Not necessarily. Isn't Shi Yuzhu playing a game? -this logic is a bit reluctant to say it. Listen, it seems right. Think about it carefully, even I can't say it myself!

There is also a joke about encouraging entrepreneurship-even more nonsense!

These people, the best entrepreneurial team, have no money, no resources and no connections. They registered their own company in 192 1, got the angel wheel and a wheel of the Soviet Union by their thoughts, and went through hardships to defeat western multinational companies and powerful domestic competitors, and listed on the main board market 1949+00+0. After more than 60 years of five generations of CEO operations, the current market value has exceeded 100 trillion US dollars, ranking second in the world, and it is expected to become the first in the world in the future. They are one of the best entrepreneurial teams in history!

Real entrepreneurs should not take this seriously! Get financing by thinking? Arabian nights! These grandfathers have no resources, no connections, even money, no background, no ability and no resources. How can they achieve a career? Open the history textbook and have a look for yourself (maybe it's not in the history textbook, but you can know it with your knees).

So entrepreneurs should not take this paragraph seriously! Down-to-earth, to find resources, to find contacts, to think about differences. You'd better find a backer with background, which can help you.

No more examples. Children's shoes circulated in WeChat circle of friends, think more, it's ok when joking, and laugh at yourself if you are serious!