Ask for a small drama script for primary school students, preferably humorous. For the class performance.

Venue: Village Committee

Character: Secretary Zhang-Secretary of the village branch

Farmer Li Laohan has only one daughter.

Zhang-Li Laohan's wife

Tian Laohan, a farmer, has three sons.

A certain number of people.

Scene: There is a table and a microphone on the court. Some chairs.

[Secretary Zhang appeared.

Secretary Zhang: (talking on the phone with a microphone) Hello! Attention, villagers! Today, the one-child subsidy is distributed in the village Committee! Please meet the standards of villagers immediately to the village committee to collect! (method)

[Li Laohan and his wife play.

Li Laohan: Old woman, what do you think this village committee told us to accept?

Zhang: This is the one-child allowance.

Li Laohan: Oh! You see, old woman, we have a good life now. We don't have to worry about food and clothing. In fact, this one-child subsidy is ok whether you want it or not!

Zhang: Why not? We only gave birth to a baby and made contributions to our country. This country is especially sympathetic to us. Why not?

Zhang Laohan: Speaking of taking money, you are positive, hey! Didn't you cry and promise to have another child?

Zhang: Hey! At that time, I thought about having more children and having more sons to support the elderly!

Li Laohan: It is said that sons are born to support the elderly. I don't think so! We are just a girl now, but we are also supported.

Zhang: That's our filial piety.

Li Laohan: How about it? Listen to me. Just have one child, right?

Zhang: Yo! It's right to listen to you, thanks to the good policy of the country.

Li Laohan: Hey! The national policy is good, but not many people didn't understand it at first and insisted on having several sons!

Zhang: You old bastard always laughs at others. In fact, now that I think about it, having only one baby really has many benefits!

Li Laohan: That won't do. If we drag our feet to catch those poor people, we have to earn money desperately to feed them.

Zhang: Yes! Having too many children is a problem. We don't even talk about providing them with food and clothes. We don't have to worry about studying, finding a job or talking about our daughter-in-law.

Li Laohan: Hey! I'm afraid that if my son marries his daughter-in-law and forgets his mother in the future and doesn't provide for the elderly, it will be a waste of water!

Zhang: That's true. Isn't it the same with Tian Laohan and his wife in our village? A lot of sons have been born, all of whom have worked hard to bring up. But the daughter-in-law was exhausted, and the son left him alone! Poor thing

!

[Tian Laohan found out what Zhang was saying.

Tian Laohan: Cousin, which one did you just say was pitiful?

Zhang Cui Ying: (flustered after seeing Tian Laohan) I, I didn't say which one was pitiful!

Tian Laohan: Why not? I thought you were saying I was pathetic!

Li Laohan: Cousin, my daughter-in-law just said that your sons are very attractive!

Tian Laohan: Don't shake the hammer there. I can clearly hear her say that I am so pitiful. You are still there to help her! ]

Zhang: I'm telling the truth. Your sons don't care about you. You're pathetic!

Tian Laohan: (unconvinced) I am so poor, I am so poor, no matter how poor I am, I have several sons. Unlike some people, even sons can't be born. Hey! I gave birth to a girl and married far away. I have a headache and a fever.

Nobody has to listen to it.

Zhang: (Noisy) Your son has arrived a lot, but it's not that nobody cares about you now. I have no son. I have no son. At least I have a bite to eat. At least my daughter knows that she loves me. How can I be like you? I have more sons.

All the players don't take the ball and feed you.

Tian Laohan: (angry) You, you, you.

Li Laohan: Cousin, don't be angry. My daughter-in-law is a little irritating, don't take it amiss.

(Tian Laohan turns around and doesn't answer)

[The crowd came on stage one after another and greeted each other.

Secretary Zhang: OK! It is estimated that everyone has arrived, and the one-child allowance will be issued immediately. Let me say something before I get the subsidy! ( ? )

Li Laohan: Zhang, you are absolutely right! At first, we listened to the government and only gave birth to a baby girl. Now, we are doing very well.

Zhang: Yes! We are old enough to eat and wear. You see, the country still remembers to take care of our one-child families.

Tian Laohan: Yo yo! You speak better than you sing. You only have one daughter, and you are awesome. I want to see who will give you Dai Xiao when you die tomorrow.

Li Laohan: Cousin, what you said is wrong. My life is very good now, and the government can subsidize it, so I don't worry. Besides, it is a new fashion now, and I will when I return to the mountains in one hundred years.

My daughter and son-in-law will give me a batch of marijuana, Dai Xiao.

Zhang: Stop arguing, now! Let's collect them one by one in order!

[receive subsidies one by one.

Li Laohan: Zhang Changcun, thank the government for remembering us!

Village head Zhang: You responded to the call of the country and only gave birth to one child. You have made great contributions to the country. The country will never forget you.

[Tian Laohan stepped forward to sign.

Zhang: Tian, it seems that there is no subsidy from you this time!

Tian Laohan: Why do you have Li Laohan's and not mine?

Secretary Zhang: Tian, this subsidy is for the only child, and Li has only one daughter, so this subsidy is his! But you have three sons. According to the regulations, you can't get them.

Tian Laohan: No, I don't care about your rules, as long as Li Laohan leads me.

Secretary Zhang: Tian, I know you are living in poverty now, and your son doesn't care about you, but I did pay the one-child allowance according to the regulations, without you.

Tian Laohan: I'm not afraid of being laughed at now. I am really worried about my last meal! If you don't give me subsidies, I, I will starve to death in your village Committee. (Squatting on the ground crying)

Li Laohan: Cousin, do it! Anyway, I'm not short of money now, so you can take my subsidy back first! Pay me back when you have money.

Tian Laohan: This, this,

Li Laohan: Don't be embarrassed, we all know your situation!

Zhang: Tian, take it first! Our village Committee will try to get your pension from your son by legal means at once.

Tian Laohan: Thank you!