Humorous copy that makes people laugh.

1. Don't always talk about your weather-beaten face. Beauty is not outstanding, ugliness is not natural and unrestrained.

2. I have too many advantages to do things in two ways, and neither can this one; That won't do either.

Failure is the mother of success. Who is the father of success? Transfer money to me.

Ten yuan, you paid successfully.

Only when I paid the phone bill did I feel that what I said could be so valuable!

Girls often want to find a white horse, but when they open their eyes, they find that the world is full of grey donkeys.

6. Good-looking people will be inexplicably attached with many attributes, such as intelligence, kindness and cuteness. Ugly people have one word: practical!

Some men are as smart and changeable as the weather. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast. She can't see the change of the weather.

Eight. Going out this summer is going into the oven, walking is spicy, sitting is teppanyaki, or it will become boiled fish if it doesn't rain.

Girls, if you have a quarrel with your boyfriend, don't rush to investigate the cause of the quarrel, but find out how he suddenly got up the courage.

10. "Why are men and women holding hands in the street?" "Because men are afraid to let go, women go shopping."

XI。 "You must give me a raise!" A man said to his boss, "I have it now."

Three companies are looking for me. ""really? " The boss asked him, "Where is it? "

Three companies looking for you? ""Power companies, telephone companies and gas companies. "

12. Recently, in order not to affect the nearby residents, our aunt invented a square dance with Bluetooth headphones. Last night, she went downstairs to buy things and found the square was silent.

Ten aunts danced with smiles. I'm leaving. Much scarier than before. I haven't been out for several nights!

Thirteen. If you can only choose one person and your favorite food, how to choose food? Eating food: eating people you like.

14. Everyone can write a book in his life. Other people's lives are biographies, and mine are jokes.

15. There is really no coat like a school uniform. You can hide your mobile phone in your sleeve, put your book in your pocket, roll it up as a pillow, spread it out as a blanket, and dare to rub it anywhere.

16. I pursued my dream, and others said I was naive and ridiculous, but I persisted. It turned out to be really childish and ridiculous.

17. Men lack clothes, mostly for these reasons: shopping malls are too expensive to buy; The shop is too expensive to cut down; Stalls are cheap and disdainful; No girlfriend.

18. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside. If you go to the toilet, it depends on whether you have a mobile phone or toilet paper in your hand.

Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

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Nowadays, the underground parking lot is designed like a maze, and it will take a long time to find that you don't have a car.

2 1. In fact, the working status of employees can be seen from the battery capacity of mobile phones. Those whose battery capacity is rapidly decreasing must play more mobile phones. And the power of those mobile phones has not changed. There must be a mobile phone specially used for playing.

22. Talking to your wife is like talking to a one-year-old or two-year-old child. You should not only listen, but also guess.

The refrigerator is a good thing. It can keep leftovers for a week and then throw them away.

24. If being handsome is also a crime, then I am guilty. If being cool is also a mistake, then I have been wrong again and again; If cleverness should be punished, wouldn't I be chopped to pieces?