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Now it is 20 1 1 year, and the technology is changing with each passing day. For example, it is systematic for our students to pre-select classes for the next semester at the end of the semester. Please have a look at this student's masterpiece in our school, but the content of this system is not quite the same. The content is as follows: Hello, Yangming Datong, please enter your student number, press pound ... to add, press 2 to quit, press 3 to inquire.

The student wanted to know if the system would be funny, but driven by curiosity, he pressed "5" and only heard the system answer: "Drop out of school successfully".

Unfortunately, the students' faces suddenly changed. At this time, another hope came out of his heart. Didn't you just hear the pressure of returning to school at 7? So he did not hesitate to press "7", only to hear the system answer: non-students of this school are not allowed to use this system!

Office joke

1. Sun Xiao in the office found a wallet in the canteen. He returned the wallet to the owner ... the foreign employee. The foreigner was very moved and wrote a thank-you letter and posted it in the publicity column. As a result, every employee who passed the publicity column couldn't help laughing. The title of the original thank-you note was: Look what Sun Xiao did!

2. A salesman angrily said to his colleague, "If the boss doesn't take back what he just said, I will resign."

"What did the manager say to you?"

"Let me resign."

A member of the office actually drinks at work. The manager saw it and asked angrily, "Why do you drink at work?"

The employee replied, "Sorry, manager, I am commemorating the anniversary of the last salary increase 10."

The professor talks about economics.

After the festival banquet, the professor talked about economics: "What is the primary industry? Raise sheep and feed cattle. What is the secondary industry? Kill cattle and sheep. What is the tertiary industry? Eat cattle and drink mutton soup. What about the fourth industry? Show your sheep face and brag. "

Don't laugh.

After lunch, the boss happily returned to the office and told the employees some jokes he heard outside. All the employees burst into laughter except one female employee.

The boss said to the salesgirl, "What's the matter? Don't you have any sense of humor? "

The salesgirl replied, "I don't have to laugh." I'm leaving next week anyway! " "