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Congratulations to my best friend for getting single. Humorous words of blessing for my best friend when she finds a partner (58 selected items)
1. Wishful thinking, every day is Singles’ Day; when two people are in love, every day is Valentine’s Day.
2. It’s not easy to be the younger brother of a single guy. You have to be both a younger brother and an older brother. You also have to be your boyfriend when necessary. Of course, most of the time you’re still your grandson.
3. I am no longer single this summer, please call me hot dog.
4. I want to give a negative review to my mother-in-law. The delivery was too slow and I haven’t received it yet.
5. It is easy to fall in love because of the five senses, but it is not easy to get along because of the three views. I am not single, I just don’t want to make do with it.
6. How wonderful a person is, free and carefree.
7. Others have sweet love, but I only have a bald head.
8. Compared with being hot and cold, loneliness is more practical.
9. The weather is cold, singles hug each other.
10. New Year: Love can arrive late, but takeaway cannot.
11. I must also be a surprise that someone has been waiting for.
12. Waiter, don’t take away the plates, I’m going to the bathroom!
13. The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, and the person in front of me turns out to be a single dog.
14. I am an invisible rich man, so I have not found my money yet.
15. Life is short, freedom is precious, being single is twice as good, long live the bachelor!
16. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end your singlehood.
17. I am single on my own merits, so why should I fall in love?
18. The days when you hold an umbrella alone must go smoothly.
19. No job or boyfriend, it doesn’t matter!
20. Being single for a long time is very painful. A few days ago, when I saw a sow, she was so pretty.
21. A cute little fairy, single and waiting to be flirted with. If you like her, take her away.
22. You are not lonely when you miss someone.
23. Eating, shopping and watching movies without any restrictions.
24. I would rather be single and arrogant than just find a man who has to compromise.
25. The single life of most of the year is finally over, and now the second half of the year begins!
26. Men can be tall, short, fat or thin, and women can be black, white, beautiful or ugly. This is a difficult thing in ancient times. I hope people will live forever and there will be no more singles!
27. If you have something to say, please say it. If you don’t look up, you can see us on the mobile phone, right?
28. Emotions are too tiring. Maybe I am suitable for being a lonely old man.
29. Please don’t call me single. My code name is “Lone Wolf”.
30. Looking back, time has changed many things, but it cannot change the fact that I am single.
31. A woman who is independent will choose to be single or married, while a woman who is not independent will choose to be single or married depending on whether it is popular at the time.
32. There is nothing wrong with being a single girl, it’s just bad for men who want to get married.
33. Ever since my mother knew the word single, she has forgotten my name.
34. You say something first, then I will decide whether to be there or not.
35. I have passed a person countless times, and I just hope to have some sparks with her. Currently, three of my clothes are torn!
36. If women are clothes, then I have been running naked for thirty years!
37. Do you want a dog at home? The single one!
38. Others celebrate Singles’ Day to be single, but we celebrate Singles’ Day just to prove that we are single.
39. Happy Singles’ Day, I am still single.
40. If nothing else happens, I will celebrate Singles’ Day again this year.
41. My main ingredients: 2’s cuteness and 98’s singleness.
42. I heard that it is Women’s Day and Girls’ Day recently. Have you celebrated the holidays with your girlfriend?
43. I sat down and chatted with myself. We both felt very tired. One wanted to stay away from right and wrong, but the other said loudly not to retreat.
44. If you ask what Valentine’s Day is in the world, you will be told to torture singles to death.
45. The definition of single is: making up romance and then making marriage empty.
46. The person I marry in the future, please do less sorry things to me on Valentine’s Day. Thank you!
47. People consume without any encumbrance, they are independent and can make decisions easily.
48. If you take a random photo of a good-looking person, it will be their profile picture, and if you take a random photo of an ugly person, they will be funny.
49. When a girl touches me on the bus, I have already thought about where our children will study!
50. Singles’ Day belongs to us singles, pairs please get out of the way.
51. The second cup is half price, but no one is coming.
52. In this world, it is snowing for everyone, and everyone has his or her own darkness and brightness.
53. Dogs will be dead by your age, so you should be a single turtle.
54. I am single because fairies cannot fall in love with mortals, as this would violate the laws of heaven.
55. Everyone says that I am single. Haha, it’s really funny. Aren’t we all the same? Are you twin?
56. Everyone “doesn’t know where the love comes from, and goes deeper and deeper.” But I’m different. I “don’t know where the money is going, and I’m penniless.”
57. I dreamed last night that my boyfriend was gone, so I cried sadly in the dream. After waking up, I found that I didn't have a boyfriend at all, and I cried even more sadly.
58. The ugly stroke is 4, the poor stroke is 7, and the sum equals 11. This is the reason for being single.
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