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It is said that when Titanic hit an iceberg, it was related to an enchanted princess mummy? Is it true or not? !

The curse of Princess Amanra was in Egypt in about 1500 BC, where there was a princess named Amanra. The princess was not famous before her death. When she died, the Egyptians mummified her body and buried it in the Valley of the Kings, just like other members of the royal family. With the passage of time, this ordinary princess was soon forgotten by the world. However, no one expected that since the twentieth century, this name has been repeatedly mentioned in awe and has become synonymous with magic and fear. 1890, four British young people went to Egypt. Through a local cultural relic dealer, one of them bought an ancient Egyptian coffin containing the mummy of Princess Amanra. Although the spell engraved on the coffin lid was uncomfortable, the British arrogance offset this fear. Only a few hours after the mummies were transported back to their hotel, the lucky buyer didn't tell anyone, nor did he bring any food, water or tools. It's like walking around. A man quietly approached the desert and never appeared again. The next morning, the other one was shot in the street. Although the mummy was eventually shipped back to England, bad luck followed. The remaining two people, one went bankrupt soon, the other suffered a series of blows in business and family life, and finally became poor and seriously ill. The next owner of the nightmare princess mummy is a British businessman who loves Egyptian culture. Soon, the businessman had an accident and his villa was smashed to pieces by a strange and sudden fire. In great fear, he donated the mummy to the British Museum. The British Museum doesn't seem to be afraid of this creepy rumor. They accepted the gift. Then, after a series of ominous events, such as the loss of control of delivery trucks and injuries to passers-by, injuries to porters and sudden and unprovoked death, Princess Amanra was finally placed in the Egyptian showroom of the museum. However, Princess Amanra, surrounded by Egyptian antiquities, seems to show real magic. First of all, the guard in charge of the night watch reported to the superior that there were often gentle crying and knocking at the door near her coffin. Soon, a guard on duty at night died mysteriously. The museum decided to collect mummies in the basement. Unexpectedly, the director who made this decision suddenly died at his desk a week later. A photographer who took photos of mummies shot himself in his home the day after the photos were developed. The terrible face that should not have existed in the photos was showing a horrible grin! Finally, the tortured British Museum sold the mummy to a private collector. The first thing he did after buying Princess Trouble was to invite Paula Laski, the most famous psychic in Europe, to hold an exorcism ceremony for the mummy. After the tedious exorcism ceremony, Mrs Polawatsky reluctantly announced that "Princess Amanra has amazing evil energy in her body, and the devil will always exist in her body, and no one can do anything about it". Mrs Polawatsky suggested that collectors should dispose of her as soon as possible. After wandering with the Titanic for more than ten years, Princess Amanra's mummy was finally bought by her previous owner, an American archaeologist who did not believe in evil and sneered at supernatural phenomena. To be on the safe side, archaeologists chose Titanic, which was just launched and made of the most advanced technology. He carefully placed the troubled princess at the back of the captain's cabin, hoping to reach the United States safely. No one noticed the ominous inscription on the coffin. 191April 10 At noon, the Southampton port in the south of England was overcast, and thousands of people flocked here to see off the first flight of Titanic, the pride of Great Britain and the largest luxury passenger ship in the world. Ladies and gentlemen on board proudly waved goodbye to the shore. The people who saw them off greeted them with envy. For a time, the port was unprecedentedly prosperous. Mysterious telepathy At the last moment before the Titanic set off, a London industrialist gave up his ticket because of a strange dream. Just three days ago, he dreamed that the Titanic sank in the sea, and a large number of crew and passengers tried their best to escape. People scrambled to board the lifeboat. Many adults and children were mercilessly thrown into the sea. Most people were tragically swallowed up by the sea with the ship. He was laughed at unanimously by his friends because he gave up traveling, because the safety performance of Titanic was far beyond the times. The shortage of lifeboats, which was repeatedly mentioned later, was actually excluded from consideration because it was a joke to talk about the sinking of an unsinkable ship. 19 12 April 14, the sea is calm, the sky is starry and the weather is surprisingly cold. That night, the niece of a staff member on the Titanic, 14 years old, had a strange dream. She dreamed that one end of a very big ship suddenly sank, and she heard a very sharp cry. 14 that night, a girl named Jessie was lying on a passenger ship and her life was dying. She told Captain Thornton about one of her visions. She said that she saw a sinking ship, and a man named Wali came to her with a violin. Then the girl died. Wally who plays the violin? Who is he? Now we know that Vari Hartree, the conductor of the band on Titanic, was the one who directed the band to continue to play brilliantly during the sinking of the ship until it sank with the ship. Although Thornton knew him several years ago, the girl must have never heard of Wally Hartree. About three and a half hours later, the Titanic hit an iceberg. In fact, as early as 1898, a writer named Morgan Robertson published a book called The Fall of Titan. This book describes the tragedy of the sinking of the Titanic passenger ship. In the story, the newly-built passenger ship hit an iceberg on its maiden voyage across the Atlantic. Most of the 3000 passengers on board drowned because there were not enough lifeboats. Almost at the same time, William Stead, a writer and social activist, wrote an article "Titanic Crash or Nonsense". This paper describes the tragic situation of a fictional passenger ship that suffered heavy casualties after being hit by ice in the North Atlantic. However, perhaps it was the terrible mockery of Princess Amanra, and Steed was also one of the victims of the Titanic. Strange things keep happening. Due to the huge tonnage of the Titanic, the collision force with the iceberg was enough to exceed the sum of 700 trains. Soon the cabin began to fill with water, and the pump roared to pump the water outside in vain. Until then, most people didn't know what had happened, and the dance continued in the luxurious ballroom on the upper deck of the cabin. People don't care about their dangerous situation So although Titanic hit an iceberg at 1 1: 40, it was not until 0: 05 that someone ordered the tarpaulin of the lifeboat to be opened. The crew evacuated the passengers to the deck in the name of exercise to protect women and children from boarding lifeboats that are more important than life. Soon, however, most people smelled the atmosphere of terror and the order began to be chaotic. Next to the ship's radio station, jack phillips, the operator, repeatedly sent out distress signals at sea until the last moment. After receiving the distress signal, six ships immediately sailed to the scene of the accident, including the sister ship "Olympic" of Titanic. At that time, the Chelba Zia, which was about several hundred nautical miles away from the accident site, approached the Titanic at a speed close to suicide under the command of the captain, but the two ships closest to the Titanic did not hear the cry for help. On the anchored California, the radio operator is fast asleep! The captain ordered the release of the signal rocket. But there were no red rockets on board for help, only a few white rockets were found to celebrate. Rockets were released one by one. Even if the Californians nearby didn't receive the telegraph signal, the crew on board must have seen the signal, but strangely, they never arrived. There are different conclusions about why the Titanic sank. However, when they learned that Princess Amanra's mummy was also on board, many people thought that Princess Amanra's curse had caused the tragedy. Mysterious luminous bodies around the sunken ship, however, a series of events later made people even more puzzled. Besides the princess's curse, we are always willing to find a more definite answer. So, what was the real reason for the sinking of the Titanic? The surviving crew members of the Titanic recalled that when the ship was about to sink, many strange light spots mysteriously appeared in the sea, moving back and forth irregularly around the Titanic. 1985, the Titanic was finally found at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. The researchers tried to salvage the relics from the ship, but failed. It is puzzling that when they surveyed the wreckage, they did not find the damage caused by the legendary collision with an iceberg. Assuming that the Titanic was killed by an iceberg, there should be marks of irregular shape on or around the wound of the hull, or marks of irregular cracking of the hull steel plate. However, this situation was not found at all during the investigation, but a round hole with a diameter of 90 cm was found in the middle and lower part of starboard, and its edge was very smooth and regular, like it was formed after being cut by some tool. Raimunto Sezner, a naval vessel expert of the Royal Navy, after studying this mysterious round hole with an international expert group, thought that the Titanic was penetrated by a powerful laser beam, which caused a lot of water in the bottom cabin. This is the real reason for the sinking of the Titanic. What is even more surprising is that in a series of underwater photos taken during the investigation of the sunken hull, some strange luminous bodies of unknown origin were found cruising around the Titanic. Oceanographers have confirmed that this is not any known biological or natural phenomenon. They are very similar to some kind of energy condensate. Among them, 8 such mysterious underwater luminaries were found in 6 underwater photos! Mummy-terrible curse-mysterious premonition-sinking USO (underwater unknown object) of Titanic with laser seems to have some mysterious internal connection. No matter what the result is, it is enough for us to look at the world in front of us with a new eye and see through the mystery of the universe. How many things in this world are we not aware of? How many such mysteries are there? (Excerpted from "Big Technology")