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Xiao Xin: Dad, why are there three gold medals in my name?

Dad: You are short of gold in your life, so you are named Xin, just like some people are short of water, so you are named Miao, and some people are short of wood, so you are named Sen.

Xiao Xin: Dad, what do you think is missing from Sister Guo Jingjing's life?

Son: "Mom, I failed the math exam today." Mother: "Why, what's the problem?" Son: "The teacher asked me 2*3=? I said =6. " Mother: "That's right, and then what?" Son: "The teacher asked me 3*2=?" Mother: "Isn't this the same?" Son: "That's what I said. ..

Three mice tasted American, Japanese and China wines respectively, and the mouse who drank American wine fell down after three steps. The mouse who drank Japanese wine fell down after two steps; The mouse drinking China Erguotou, with a kitchen knife in his hand, shouted, "Where's the fucking cat?"

The production team bought a donkey and died in a few days. It happened that the female donkey was in heat. The staff of the production team called the production team leader who was away on business. "Captain, the female donkey is in heat and the male donkey is dead. Shall I buy a donkey first or wait for you to come back? "

A boy gave a nickname to a friend in his class, called Fat Pig. The girl cried to the teacher, who promised to criticize the boy. The next day, the teacher said in class, "A boy is too rude to give others nicknames casually, but he can't call others names he likes."

The seven fairies bathed in the lake, but Bajie couldn't see them in a hurry.

Tang priest solemnly shouted to the lake: benefactor, be careful of crocodiles!

Seven fairies ran ashore naked.

Bajie lamented: the IQ of leaders cannot be surpassed.

One night, a naked man called a taxi and the female driver stared at him intently. The naked man was furious and shouted: You have never seen a naked man! The female driver was also furious: I don't think you can fucking pay for it!

One day, I met a foreign guest. He said, I'm Hong, and the foreign guest said, I'm Fang Qi!

After the performance of the beautiful Mongolian actress, the leader came to the stage to receive her, and then her hand asked her if she was cold or warm. She refused to let go for a long time and asked kindly, what's your name? The actress replied excitedly, "Maragobi Matsumoto".