Let's laugh for a year.

1. Is it a boy or a girl? A: Look at the young man with short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? \ x0d \ b: It's a girl. She is my daughter. Oh, sorry, sir. I didn't know you were her father. \ x0d \ b: I'm not. I'm her mother. \ x0d。 Look at the young man with short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? \x0d\B: It's a girl. She is my daughter. Oh, sorry, sir. I didn't know you were her father. \x0d\B: I'm not. I'm her mother. \x0d\2。 Quite ugly \ x0d \ Mary: John said I was beautiful. Andy said I was ugly. What do you think, Peter? \x0d\ Peter: I think you are ugly ... \ x0d \ Translation: Very ugly \ x0d \ Mary: John said I was beautiful. Andy said I was ugly. What do you think, Peter? \x0d\ Peter: I think you are ugly. \x0d\3。 Silent fart \ x0d \ A man walked into the doctor's office with a serious problem. \x0d\ "Doctor, I have encountered the problem of silent gas emission. At home, at work, even at church, wherever I go, I will fart a lot of silent fart! In fact, there are already three people sitting here talking to you. What are we going to do? \x0d\ The doctor replied: \ x0d \ "The first thing we need to do is to check your hearing. \ x0d \ Translation: Silent fart: Silent fart \ x0d \ A man walked into the doctor's office and met a serious problem. \x0d\ "Doctor, I have a problem with silent gas emission. At home, at work, and even in church, I fart countless times, no matter where I go! As a matter of fact, I have sat here and talked to you three times. What should we do? \x0d\ The doctor replied: \x0d\ "The first thing we need to do is to check your hearing. ”\x0d\3。 Paying taxes with a smile \x0d\A: I hate paying income tax. \x0d\B: You should be a good citizen-why not pay with a smile? I'd like to, but they insist on money! I hate paying income tax. \x0d\B: You should be a good citizen-why not pay with a smile? \x0d\A: I'd love to, but they insist on money! \x0d\4。 Just after midnight, a lawyer called the governor and insisted that he talk to him about a very urgent matter. An assistant finally agreed to wake up the governor. \x0d\ "So, what is it? "The governor complained. "Judge Garber just died," said the lawyer. "I want to take his place." "x0d" the governor replied, "Well, if the undertaker agrees, so do I." After midnight, a lawyer called the governor and insisted on talking to him about a very urgent matter. An assistant finally agreed to wake up the governor. \x0d\ "So, what is this? "The governor complained. "Judge Garber just died," said the lawyer. "I want to replace him." \x0d\ The governor replied, "Well, if the funeral home is all right, I can do it." \x0d\5。 I was sick \ x0d \ One day, Hamid felt very sick. He went to the hospital. \ x0d \ Nurse: Hamid, the doctor is here to see you. \x0d\Hamid: Tell him I can't see him. I'm sick. \x0d\ Translation: I am sick. One day, Hamid felt very uncomfortable \x0d\ went to the hospital. Nurse: Hamid, the doctor is here to see you. \x0d\ Hamid: Tell him I can't see him. I'm sick. \x0d\ Apologize to Auntie \x0d\ Dad: "Son, why did you call Auntie stupid?" Go tell her you're sorry. "\x0d\ son: (before going to menstruation)" Auntie, I'm sorry you are an idiot. " \x0d\6。 Say sorry to your aunt \ x0d \ Dad: "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go tell her you're sorry. "\ x0d \ son: (walks up to auntie)" auntie, I'm sorry you're stupid. " \x0d\6。 Eternal love \ x0d \ Girl: Do you love me? \ x0d \ Boy: Yes, dear. \ x0d \ Girl: Will you die for me? \x0d\ boy: No, I mean undefined love. Eternal love: Eternal love \ x0d \ Girl: Do you love me? \x0d\ Boy: Yes, dear. \x0d\ Girl: Are you willing to die for me? \x0d\ Boy: No, my love is eternal \x0d\ Extended information:

\ x0d \ Take a look; Check; Judge; Accept \ x0d \ Young Person (age 14- 17) minors; Teenagers \ x0d \ short hair \ x0d \ blue jeans and blue twill pants, jeans \ x0d \ Do you want to \ x0d \ fart; A nuisance; A boring person; Idiot \x0d\walks gait (plural noun of walk); Sidewalk; Walking path; Walk, walk, walk (the third person singular of walk); Appear; Accompany ... go; Short for hicking \ x0d \' have \ x0d \ home; At home; Receive guests at home; Proficient in \ x0d \ even