An interesting copy with a good sense of humor.

1. Being a person is tiring, otherwise how can you call it being a person.

I really wanted to sell my house and travel around the world, but the landlord refused.

Please take good care of your children when visiting relatives this Spring Festival! Don't call me aunt when you see me, call me sister.

The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my lovely face.

I hate the nonsense that tells me "Why did you give up treatment", which makes me seem to be saved.

6. I took the bus that day and suddenly wanted to fart. I really can't help it. There was music, so I farted several times in batches according to the rhythm. Then I found that I was wearing headphones.

7. Don't lower your head, it looks short. Be proud and slim!

Every time you are mean to me, I think there is something wrong with you. You can still lose your temper with such a lovely me! Silence!

9. Others can go to Paris alone when they break up. I can only go to the beef noodle restaurant downstairs when I break up. I dare not add eggs to a bowl of beef noodles for six yuan.

10. If you can't get rich overnight, two nights will do, and I can accept half a month.

1 1. The advantage of flat chest is that if you meet a blind man at night, you can lift your clothes and say to him, Hey, brother, one of us!

12. The Spring Festival is coming soon. I hope friends and relatives are like mosquitoes in summer, giving big red envelopes, giving them hard or not, and still chasing them!

13. I really envy those people with short legs. Cold quilts can at least cover their feet.

14. My wife bought a washboard online and saw one of the comments: I feel uncomfortable kneeling, bad review! My wife joined the shopping cart without saying anything.

15. Mom: "Wear a mask when you go out." Me: "it's okay, mom, I'm over my cold!" " Mom: "No, you are not married at that age. How dare you go out? "

16. It's better to keep what you can't move, and it's better to stew what you can't keep.

17. I really envy those dogs who can live continuously for more than 20 years. If you are lucky, you can live for a lifetime!

18. A classmate I haven't seen for years may be your friend: she is getting married; She wants to borrow money; She wants to do WeChat business; Her children will vote in the competition. The boat of friendship turns over when it says so.

19. You, you will be the best in the future. If I am unhappy, I am afraid I will laugh in my dream.

20. Those who look good can be called foodies, and those who don't look good can only be called gits. It is true that ugly people play pranks, because being good-looking and unreasonable is called coquetry.

2 1. If you ignore me, I will ignore you. If you ignore me, I will reply ten sentences quickly. In front of the person you like, it's not cool.

22. My parents are always worried about my spending money indiscriminately, but they are not worried about whether I have money to spend.

23. The so-called high cold is actually: a person's poor hearing+slow response+poor eyesight.

24. The exam is a person's business, but the score is a matter of seven aunts and eight aunts and a group of other people, such as Lao Wang next door.

I don't want to betray myself. Although cute, I am too tired to support it.

26. Go to dinner with friends. After ordering, the waiter came over and asked, What is cold salad O? The friend said: cold lotus root! Lotus root is too difficult to write, too difficult to write.

27. I finally know why most couriers are men, because if they are women, they will open them for you halfway.

28. When I was a child, my father often told me the story that he 10 went out to work at the age of 0 and provoked the burden of the family. After listening to this, I secretly vowed to be a braggart like my father when I grow up.

29. Women chase men's sandwich yarn, unless the man has a good impression on you, it is basically barbed wire or charged.

30. These days, what is an Apple mobile phone, what is a brand-name clothing, and luxury cars and luxury houses are all out. What is the best way to show off your wealth now? As long as you stand with your peers, you are like a little fresh meat, and she is like an old potato.