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Sisters, what wonderful problems have you encountered during confinement?

I don't know if what happened to me in the second month was wonderful, but it doesn't seem so convincing to me.

1. Don't let me watch TV and play with my mobile phone.

Anyone who has been in confinement should understand my pain. I can't sleep in bed 24 hours a day! Because you can't go out casually when you are confined, sometimes things are really boring, so just watch TV and play with your mobile phone.

As soon as my mother-in-law saw me playing with my mobile phone, she told me that it was better to take care of the baby when she had time, but the baby ate and slept every day, and most of the time I stared at the ceiling in a daze.

Later, I learned to hide my mobile phone to play, but when I was caught, my mother accidentally caught it once. She scolded me, said I was disobedient and ignorant, and insisted that I hand in my mobile phone.

Don't let me wash my hair and take a bath for a month.

Female friends who have given birth to a baby know that after giving birth to a baby, we don't know why, so we become particularly prone to sweating. It always feels hot and dry, but it is our custom not to wash our hair and take a bath.

Don't wash your hair or take a bath for a month, it stinks! Especially in summer, this is not bad. I'm afraid I'll be smoked to death by myself before the end of the month. Confinement in winter is even more terrible. Obviously, it's hot there, and you are sweating all over. You are not allowed to wear less, but you should wrap it like a ball.

I feel uncomfortable smelling my hair! Think of yourself not taking a shower or washing your hair for a month, still wrapped in a quilt every day, and my husband still sleeps with us. This is true love! Ordinary men have long been disgusted.

3. Don't eat fruit.

I'm funny here. You can't eat fruit during confinement. It is said that it will make the teeth cold, and then the teeth will be bad in the future, especially easy to fall out. But I wouldn't listen. Sometimes I eat secretly when my mother-in-law is not at home.

I don't know if the wonderful events that everyone encounters in confinement are all the same! Although there are so many beautiful customs and habits, some people still care whether you feel good about confinement!