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Why did the last issue of "If You Are the One" appear that "the unlucky guy looking for Liu Yifei was turned off by the audience"?
2013,654381On the evening of October 6th, "If You Are the One" welcomed one of the most wronged male guests in history. At the beginning, I had a brilliant record of 22 lights, but because I said in the middle, "The goddess in my mind is almost the same as Liu Yifei", I was suddenly turned off by the female guests under the stage, which led the host Morphy to shout: "This is the most unfortunate male guest I have ever seen die!" Why did this seemingly ordinary comment trigger such a strong reaction from the female guests?
It means "the speaker has no intention, but the listener has intention." Emotional analysis shows that the simple description of the ideal girl by male guests will cause three types of psychological activities for female guests.
And these three psychological reactions are just taboos in love.
One of the taboos of girlfriends: I am not Liu Yifei, I am * * *.
Every girl, even the one who will soon be submerged in the crowd, hopes that he can recognize her from the crowd at a glance. In other words, the name of the goddess in his mind must be Liu's, not Liu Bing. Liu Yifei and Fan Bingbing are international superstars, but in front of boyfriends, they are equal potential rivals. So, what do you mean by saying you like Liu Yifei in front of me?
The analysis reminds us that the next time we talk about this topic with girls, it is better to use adjectives like "I like girls as pure as water" to describe it, instead of naming it "I like girls like Liu Yifei". Because any girl can rely on the word "pure as water" in the past, but there is only one "Liu Yifei". I * * *, I'm absolutely pure as distilled water, but I'm sorry, I'm definitely not Liu Yifei.
Girlfriend taboo number two: I may be "Liu Yifei", but I'm still me.
If some female guests turn off the lights because they know that they are not the type of fairy sister in character, then some female guests have the temperament of fairy sister, probably because they don't want to be someone's shadow. Yes, I may be Liu Yifei, but I'm still me.
Zheng Guangrui, who won the title of "the most unlucky male guest" this time, first fell in love with someone else and then came back to find him. Knowing that the other party is not sincere to him, he just takes him as a spare tire, and he is willing to accept it and enjoy the pleasure of "just watching the girl he loves happy".
After that, I talked twice about love that only lasted for 7 or 8 days, and neither was a love. In other words, he has never been in love since he broke up with his first love. Zheng Guangrui hinted that it was a realistic reason. However, he was tempered by reality, but he wanted to find a fairy sister who could not exist in reality and be an ideal girl. So the last two short-lived feelings may not be lost in reality, but in his first love girlfriend.
Emotionally, for Zheng Guangrui, "Liu Yifei" is not the otaku goddess named Sisi, but an image sublimated from his first girlfriend. So another possibility for female guests to turn off the lights is that they don't want to be shadow girlfriends.
To sum up, the analysis reminds me that if you want to successfully capture the girl you like, you must let her know that in your heart, there is only her name.
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