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2、? A mental patient was writing something when the dean came over and asked him, "What are you writing?" Patient: "Write a letter!" Dean: "To whom!" Patient: "Write it to myself!" Dean: "What did you write!" Patient: "You pig, how do I know what it is?"
A new car with the sign "Don't kiss me" was hit by a car behind, and the driver demanded 600 yuan. The perpetrator said: "If you hit it, it will cost 600 yuan. Too cruel! " ! The driver said: it was your first kiss, and the cost was of course high!
4. Mom: "Baby, let me test you." Baby: "ok, you can take the exam!" " "Mom:" 1+ 1 What is it? "Baby:" equals two "Mom:" Correct answer, two points for you! "Baby:" Ah, if I had known, I would have said it was equal to 3. "
5. The tortoise laughed at the weasel and said, "Sneaking around is stealing chickens and touching dogs." The weasel said, "You'd better mind your own business!" Wearing a green hat and laughing at others all day. "
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