Find a super joke! Not much, but very funny! ! 100 is enough.

Don't worship me, or your sister-in-law will make you a legend.

Don't be infatuated with elder sister, or your brother-in-law will make you vomit blood.

Don't fall in love with your sister, she will make you haggard.

Don't miss your brother, he will break your heart.

Don't be jealous of dad. Dad is just a myth.

Don't underestimate mom, mom is a village flower.

Don't envy me, I only drive Porsche.

Don't neglect milk, it is still pulled like that.

Money is not the problem, the problem is no money.

It is not necessarily a monk who burns incense, but also a panda.

There is no room for two tigers in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.

Unity means that one monk carries water to eat, two monks carry water to eat, three monks fight the landlord, four monks play mahjong, and five monks steal Xinkai dishes.

Why do Haier brothers only wear underwear? Because Haier brothers don't have Q coins.

You are the legendary 290, right? Because you are 250+38+2.

What can be solved with money is not called anything, and what you don't know is not pronounced.

Work hard for your Audi, my Dior.

Sister, are you carrying a donkey bag? (It's Lu)

Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

Your name will appear in my household registration book one day.

Life is about living and living ~

If you drink too much, you won't accept it, just hold the wall.

A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil.