Local Prose: Avoid People

as the saying goes, there are blind things in good things, and there are good things in blind things. The blind thing in the good thing was met by the fat sister-in-law Fat sister-in-law used to curse people when drinking cold water. She dares to scold anyone, who is not afraid, scolds as much as she wants with a bad mouth, and talks back to whoever she wants. People in Yangliu Village are not as knowledgeable as Fat Sister-in-law because of the feelings of the villagers. No, it is not worthwhile. As the saying goes, if a dog bites you, you can't bite the dog back. Therefore, the villagers call her Fat Sister-in-law Mad Dog, Idle Microphone, Gossip Pot, and some people call her Fat Pig. However, these demon horns are not called in front of fat sister-in-law Think about it, who wants to put the painless finger into the grinding eye!

this accident of fat sister-in-law is directly related to her chubby body. Less than 1.6 meters, weighing more than 16. The belly fat hangs down to the crotch, and you walk carefully, for fear of rubbing this pile of meat. Her walking in this way reminds me of a classmate in primary school. Wangzi is honest, and he can't make a fart with three sticks. Once he sits on the stool, he won't get up, and he won't even go to the toilet. One day in Chinese class, a female teacher with silver hair paced back and forth in the classroom to read, and walked up to Wangzai, and suddenly there came a bad smell. Wangzai pulled his crotch. When he walked out of the classroom, his posture was like a moving compass. Fat sister-in-law is in this position now.

As we all know, it is the last two years since the battle against poverty reached the sprint stage. At this critical juncture, the village strongly supported the aquaculture industry. For a time, the aquaculture industry in Yangliu Village mushroomed, and the number of households raising pigs, sheep and cattle increased day by day. In the past, at most, a family kept a New Year pig. The village department posted a notice, prohibiting aquaculture, and raising it to the village department to apply for special land to build pigsty, sheepfold and cowshed. People who raise pigs will also be treated with special respect by their neighbors, saying that it stinks and attracts flies in summer. It's very different now. It advocates encouraging large-scale farming. I didn't walk into the village, but I smelled the feces of livestock far away.

In the past, the villagers greeted each other in this way:

Have you eaten?

yes.

what did you eat?

it's like that every day, clear oil and fine white flour.

Now it's like this:

Is your family rated as a card holder?

yes.

what do you have?

sheep.

All the neighbors of Fat Sister-in-law's family have set up a file to set up a card account. Even the bald-tongued root tiger has raised more than a dozen sheep. Since raising sheep, the root tiger mother with old shoes has changed, and she is no longer sloppy and lazy as before. She sits on the hardened road in front of the gate when she has something to do, strolls around with her fat sister-in-law, or fights against the three evils or upgrades. After raising sheep, Genhu bought a second-hand trampoline for 9, yuan, and it chugged all day, either pulling grass or powder feed. Root tiger Niang doesn't swim much, and she is busy in the sheepfold when she has something to do, cleaning up the sheepfold and adding grass to feed her.

Genhu's sheepfold is in the back yard, next to Fat Sister-in-law's toilet. Whether the fat sister-in-law goes to the backyard to go to the toilet or pick up firewood, she is as anxious as a cat when she hears the bleating of a tiger's sheep. Anxious envy. It's said that Gen Hu got a subsidy of 3, yuan when he built the sheep shed. This 3, yuan is only for the sheep shed, and if he has enough sheep, there will be a subsidy. Who doesn't care about sitting around taking money? Fat sister-in-law is at home alone. When a man works as a carpenter on a construction site, it costs 15 yuan a day according to the nature, and it varies from five to six hundred if he works as a contractor. Fat sister-in-law boasts to everyone that a man can earn more money with more skills. It is common for a fat sister-in-law not to have a fire under the pot. She thinks it is troublesome to cook and eat alone, so she wraps her belly with bottled instant noodles and hot and sour powder. She also boasted about eating barrels of instant noodles. What's the point of clear oil and white noodles? It means that all the money you buy is good things. Who doesn't know that fat sister-in-law is lazy and doesn't cook? Fat sister-in-law has a son and a daughter. The woman is the eldest. She married in Gansu six years ago. I heard that she still lives in a cave. Fat sister-in-law didn't want to, didn't move, and the doll was willing. Now I have two grandsons. My son barely got into two books, graduated for more than a year, and worked in a seed company. When her son was admitted to the university, the fat sister-in-law's tail was stuck in the sky. The fat sister-in-law who had never been to school thought that Erben was very popular, and she said with a swagger, I am the mother of college students! The front foot finished, and the back foot just left, which provoked several women to slap their butts and jokes. Broken sister mother laughs best. Isn't it? My sister went to Lanzhou University, and then she went to graduate school, and now she teaches in a famous school.

in terms of money, a fat sister-in-law is not forced. A few years ago, my son was a little tight in college, but now he has plenty of money. Every night, when a person lies on the kang and can't sleep, the more he looks at the sheep in the shed. When fat sister-in-law thinks about sheep in her mind, it seems that there are so few animals that feel it, and she bleats. Provoked the fat sister-in-law more and more unable to sleep. She scolded her own man in her heart, and simply died outside and didn't come back! In the past, as long as the fat sister-in-law had a headache and a fever, a phone call was made, and no matter how busy the man was, he had to come back. This time, the fat sister-in-law said something about repairing the sheep shed and raising sheep, and the man became slow and obedient. Fat sister-in-law called five times a month about raising sheep. Men are like stones, but they just don't come back. Fat sister-in-law once yelled on the phone, when are you going to suffer like an old turtle? Seeing that your beard is dark, can you earn bride price money by working? Fat sister-in-law is always like this, scolding men for their eloquence. Once in a village lane, a man and a few people were wandering around, and the fat sister-in-law shouted at her voice in the yard, saying, Are you standing there like a half-length pig intestine trying to make you look good? The man's face flushed to the base of his neck.

men don't come back until after autumn. It is inevitable that the fat sister-in-law will poke and peel again. On the second day after laying down the bedroll, people were asked to pull bricks, colored steel tiles, tarpaulins and other building materials, and the man personally went to the town building materials market to buy them.

Now that we have decided to raise sheep, we have to tear down all the henhouses and rabbit nests in the yard. Rabbits have been raised for two years. First, my fat sister-in-law is tired of eating rabbit meat. Second, the smell of rabbits is really bad. She has to pull weeds and feed them, and serve them like grandpa. After two years, it is enough for the sky and the ground. There are still a few chickens in the henhouse. I bought a lot of chickens in the spring, and the survival rate was too low. One third of them did not survive. Just caught a few days ago, all alive and kicking, less than three days, began to die, one or two a day. In those days, the first thing that fat sister-in-law got up in the morning, she didn't even pour the urinal. She went to the henhouse first, and several more died this morning. Every time one died, the fat sister-in-law carried it with a shovel and dug a hole in the backyard to bury it. When burying chickens, I am afraid that my neighbors will see me. Fat sister-in-law once boasted about Haikou to her neighbors. Why is it difficult to raise a chicken baby? When it was her turn to raise it, it was completely different from what I thought. Not only the fat sister-in-law, but also many people have overlooked that the former hometown is located in the deep mountains and forests, and the environment is humid, unlike the relocated Yangliu Village, which has a desert climate. It does not see a few drops of rain all the year round, and it is seriously dry and easy to breed bacteria. It is obviously impossible to move the old routine from my hometown and use it again. It's strange not to die, but it's lucky not to die! There are only two hens left in Fat Sister-in-law's henhouse. In Fat Sister-in-law's words, it seems that their animals are incompatible. The hair on the buttocks of a strong chicken and a weak chicken has been pulled off by a strong one, which is shiny and ugly. Sometimes blood oozes out, which is cruel. Fat sister-in-law really hates this strong one and wants to kill it. This time, I took the opportunity to repair the sheep shed and executed it. It was just right.

materials will be ready soon. In order to save money, the fat sister-in-law and the man didn't invite anyone again. Fat sister-in-law is limited by her own weight, so she only does two jobs symbolically. The rubble used for yard foundation has to be knocked by a man with a hammer, and the sand ash has to be mixed by a man. When it is mixed, fat sister-in-law waters fat, knocking pockmarked while watering, either because the water is off-center or because it is watered too much. When a man is dry at work, he scolds him while drinking. Don't lose your mouth like half a rotten bowl all day long. Can't you wait for a while? Is Fat Sister-in-law the grandson of Grandpa Rao? A man's words are like sparks, instantly igniting this string of firecrackers of Fat Sister-in-law, so he scolded the man in a scratching way. Fat sister-in-law scolds men, but as a result, she is lenient and scolds men's Lao Tzu. The man is really angry, insisting on aiming his shovel at the fat sister-in-law's mouth, saying that her mouth is like a cow's watergate, saying whatever you want, and then scolding my ancestors will shovel your mouth off. Fat sister-in-law has never seen a man get so angry, and she thinks she is boring, so she is afraid to come down.

when I arrived in beginning of winter, the soil was frozen, and the fat couple packed the foundation. It seems that there is no hope of building a sheep shed this year, so we have to put it back. Who knows that brick walls built in winter are crisp?

It's almost New Year's Eve. Three days later, when others were busy visiting relatives and friends, the project of Fat Sister-in-law's house started again. Fat sister-in-law planned, still not invited, plus three sons who were at home on holiday, to cover the sheep shed before the construction site started outside. When the shed is covered, the sheep will be given to her, and the father and son should do whatever they want. If it weren't for the sheep shed, she wouldn't want her son to come back. What's the use of coming back? Like potatoes, you just know how to eat, sleep and pound your mobile phone. Out of sight, out of mind. My eyes are almost blind, and my small eyes are almost narrowed. But what the fat sister-in-law said went in one ear and out the other. I don't sleep when I pound my mobile phone at night, and I can't stand on the kang during the day. As a fat sister-in-law in the yard out of turn in scold, people just sleep his sleep.

Actually, the fat sister-in-law and the man don't know. My son has quit his job in the seed company and will look for another job after the New Year. A high school classmate with him, who didn't go to college, went to Yinchuan to work early and became a computer salesman with his love for computers. By the time the fat sister-in-law's son went to college, people had already begun to make money. In the past four or five years, I have talked about four or five girlfriends who want a house and a car.

In the process of nagging from the fat sister-in-law, my son worked very hard. When a young man of twenty-four or five got to work, it was not a problem to have one fat sister-in-law and two. Fat sister-in-law and her son helped the man, and the man soon had to stand on the long wooden bench and lay bricks. After a month of fighting, the sheep shed achieved initial results. Stand on the stool and build three more floors, which is almost up to standard.

when the first month comes out and February is handed in, the man has finally packed the fence by himself. As soon as the steel beam is put on, the colored steel tile is laid, and half of the shed paper is put on, it's done. The rest of the trough for pouring feed is very simple, unlike in my hometown, where the stone is covered with yellow mud, the color steel plate is folded into a U-shaped trough and put in the sheep shed, which is as foreign as it is.

Just when the color steel tile was laid and the shed paper was pulled, an accident happened. Fat sister-in-law slipped down from the color steel tile and fell into the hardened cement yard, and she couldn't get up for a long time. The man and son scrambled to get the fat sister-in-law up and help her into the house. The fat sister-in-law was so painful that sweat oozed from her head, and her face, which was as black as pot and ink, became darker. The man wanted to call the car to the hospital, but the fat sister-in-law motioned not to call it. There are words in my mouth, and I hope I can't die, right? There are so many maggots in money, right? It's better to cut two pounds of beef to eat if you have money to go to the hospital.

My son went to the village clinic to buy a bunch of medicines for traumatic injuries, pills for traumatic injuries, Sanqishang tablets, and some long-named painkillers and anti-inflammatory drugs. Fat sister-in-law saw her son buy so much medicine, pulled it on the kang, and began to call names again. It's the first time to buy medicine for my mother after raising you so big. It seems that my stomach has not hurt in vain. That's what fat sister-in-law is like. She can't spare her rotten mouth. Men and sons can scold and talk when they see her, and no longer insist on going to the hospital.

one month passed and two months passed. Tail bone, a fat sister-in-law, still has a dull pain. She can't lie flat when sleeping, walk straight, and get up when squatting in the toilet. The man took a film to the hospital, and there was a fracture near tail bone.

The hospital does not recommend direct surgery, and take medicine for one month before reexamination. After three months, the original model of the crack is the same. In the corridor of the hospital, Fat Sister-in-law caught a man swearing, thinking that he didn't take her to the hospital earlier. She scolded and scolded until ancient times, saying that she had never lived a good life after marrying Yang's family, and your mother was looking forward to my death ...

Fat Sister-in-law was gushing, and a doctor came out and told her to keep her voice down, saying that this was a hospital, not a cattle and sheep market.

The fat waist of fat sister-in-law is too thick. After the operation, she is put on a steel plate. When sewing, it is divided into three layers: inside and outside.

remove the steel plate after three months. On the day of waiting, three things happened at home, all of which were major events. My daughter and husband openly used tractors to do farm work, and even people rolled down the hillside with tractors. Their lives were saved and one leg was amputated. My son drove a friend's new car on the road and ran into a telephone pole on the side of the road. One second it was brand new, and the next it was a pile of scrap iron. In the process of serving fat sister-in-law, men's eyes are always red and their eyelids are swollen like apricot stones, so taking medicine and infusion doesn't work. After a few months of self-cultivation, the fat sister-in-law has gained 2 pounds, 18. Every time I come out on crutches, I move like two chopsticks carrying a huge meatball.

if there are accidents at home one after another, you must ask Mr. Yin and Yang to make a clean break, knock, read and make a fuss. As soon as the fat sister-in-law mentioned it, the man agreed Before Mr. Yin and Yang came, Fat Sister-in-law complained about men. She must have been too old to build anything in the yard. In the past, when I was in my hometown, I had to look at the days by turning over the yellow calendar to build a chimney and mend the kang eye door. Ever since I moved to Yangliu Village, I've left all that behind and lost it completely. Even building a new house and repairing a sheep shed is such a big thing that Yin and Yang have not been asked to do the math.

August 15th has just passed. Yin and Yang came, and everyone in this village is familiar with them. When he mentioned his father-in-law's grandfather, it was once a big Yin and Yang that caused a sensation everywhere. However, when Yin and Yang are old, no one will inherit his mantle. Only the granddaughter's son-in-law is interested in Yin and Yang. Old Yin and Yang spared no effort to pass on what they have learned in this life to their granddaughter's son-in-law.

With the vicissitudes of time, today's granddaughter's son-in-law has also grown into an old Yin and Yang, making her famous everywhere. Fiona Fang Baili is particularly famous, and there are always his figures in white affairs of all sizes. When you go out and enter the door, the car picks up the car and sends it, and the main family pays for it.

On the night when Fat Sister-in-law's family beat the whole house, all the neighbors knew that the bells rang and chanted sutras until late at night. Early the next morning, several old people who got up early and did morning exercises patted and beat past the gate of Fat Sister-in-law's house, on which hung a sieve made of bamboo sticks and buckled it upside down.

anyone who sees the sieve knows. Fat sister-in-law invited Yin and Yang to beat the whole house last night. The hanging sieve says it all. Her family is jealous of people. Within seven days, outsiders are not allowed to enter the fat sister-in-law's house. This is taboo.