Meaningless funny copy.

The following are some ridiculous copywriting, hoping to bring you joy:

1. The night gave me black eyes, but I used them to look for light, and then I found myself nearsighted.

2. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know I'm playing with my mobile phone.

If life deceives you, don't be sad or impatient, because it will continue to deceive you tomorrow.

Some people say I am handsome. I stood on the balcony and thought about it all night. Who leaked the news?

5. I often wet the bed when I was a child and often cry when I grow up.

I never bully the weak. I really didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him.

7. I've been much better since I got mental illness!

8. The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.

9. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.

10. Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art!

These copies are full of nonsense and funny elements, hoping to bring you some joy and relaxation.