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What is the stem of the luminous watch?
Because the night light needs to be seen in a very dark place, when someone asks you "Do you want to see my night light watch", it means "Do you want to go to my bed". How to answer depends on what you think. If you want something to happen, just say you want to see it. Otherwise, don't be silly and think it's just a watch.
Luminous watches are no different from ordinary watches during the day. As long as it gets dark at night, the watch will glow green. Do you want to see my luminous watch? Do you want to sleep in my bed?
In today's society, he won't let you admire his watch for no reason. Many times, he hopes to hold her hand by the way and feel the warmth between lovers, so if you are an insider, I believe this is your best opportunity to attack.
Other versions
One day, my girlfriend mysteriously pulled me to the bedroom, turned on the light quickly, pushed me to the bed crazily, pulled the quilt to cover me, and gasped, "Look, my watch is glowing." Then I shouted angrily, "I took off my pants and you showed me this?"
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