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What jokes are suitable for couples on April Fool's Day? What jokes are suitable for couples?

1, everyone says that pigs are lazy, but I don't think so. At least now, I found a pig reading a text message.

Your saliva has been running for a long time. Can you accept it? It's all under my feet

I want to tell you a secret: . Today is April Fool's Day. Sorry, you have been cheated.

I hate you very much and love you very much. Why did you leave me? All because I accidentally lost you-my dearest money.

I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. Don't think that I have forgotten you. At critical moments, such as April 1 day, you are the first person I think of. Who told me that today is your holiday?

7. Someone said to me, "You are as smart as a pig." I was furious after hearing this! I know you! What an insult! I'm sorry about that pig!

8. I said: You are a pig, and you said: I am a pig. From now on, I will call you a pig. One day you finally can't help shouting: I'm not a pig.

9. Red sweet is watermelon, talkative is cucurbitaceae, quack is frog, and reading information is a fool. Those who only look and don't talk are dumb!