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Today's theme-the world.
1: It took many years to bury the bones and sand and inherit the present rule.
2. Nine seas and 70,000 miles, China has been up and down for 5,000 years.
3: Millions of heroes guard against the cold, just running for you alone.
4: Knock three times and worship nine times, and ask yourself if you can stand it.
A group of fanatical hordes cooled down under the pleasing bonfire prince.
6: Crossing mountains and rivers makes you laugh and be affectionate, but rushing to the crown is a beauty but a bad king.
7: There was a crusader in the banner of Wolf Smoke, who poured a cup of poisoned wine with tears.
8: How many innocent children have you married without conscience in order to enjoy a peaceful and dissolute life?
At nine o'clock, the emergency report of the lights in the middle of the night set off another subversion of the dynasty.
10: The picturesque scenery under hard work has attracted people's attention; Decadent fireworks in song and dance make some people covet.
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Jun cool thin: It's hard to tell a joke about money in 20 years.
Destined love once jokingly met him for the first time, mistaking a cool person for a lover.
Old mistakes and adversity, knowing the warmth and coldness in the wind, are the most mysterious and infatuated.
Guilty, heartless, no hatred, no face.
Conan, a big dream, woke up when he was drunk, and his heart was sealed with tears.
Looking back and sighing, I no longer have a crush on Lang.
Sadness and meditation, meditation and bodhi, don't start from this life.
It is difficult for an old man to stay in this cool city, so why stay in this cool city?
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Bodhi snow, rouge wax, who asked Hongyan to send Supa?
Rouge is cold, remembering cinnabar, and white hair is a dream.
Looking back, forgetting the flowing water, where does the beauty of the past belong?
In a blink of an eye, the blue sea and mulberry fields are elegant and intoxicating.
Qingshan once gathered the royal family, and Zhu Pi was boundless in all directions. Three thousand Daiyu entered the palace, and the golden dragon controlled the world with five claws.
Cinnabar dyed her eyebrows a little, and two lines of ink painted Mutao, three thousand strands of hair and four white hairs. What is home?
All my life, I will never forget your past and his past, and I will never see you again in this life.
Wan Li Jiangshan, erase your beginning and his past. See you in the afterlife.
A bronze mirror, a beautiful face and a pair of lovesick eyes, but my lover has disappeared.
A glimpse of the whole city, a fragrant year, a white umbrella, looking for fate in the afterlife.
In the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River, she waited with an umbrella.
Chang' an is prosperous, shaking fans and laughing.
Let's talk about an eternal dream. Who sleeps?
Whispering a few words by the post bridge, the geese in the sky died, leaving people's notes.
Memory face suddenly ran aground.
I can't see the idea of the afterlife.
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Painting volume
Original song: painting
(transliteration, Zi Qi)
Covered memories haunt dreams.
The past is over, leaving only fragments.
The sound of the flute mourns alone, disrupting the picture of Qingluan.
Dim fragrance is always scattered.
Dancing wildly, the night snow is drifting away.
But that's not the case.
Blue flower first frost, Meng Xuan string frustrated chaos
Missing and stacking integrated items
A wisp of missing a wisp of dust.
Zhao Hua's bangs solve fate.
The bead curtain covers the eyes, and the past is far away.
The dark night was pale and the moon was drunk.
Who sighs when the world of mortals has passed?
Ask for a sign to spy on the half-life volume
Covered memories haunt dreams.
The past is over, leaving only fragments.
The sound of the flute mourns alone, disrupting the picture of Qingluan.
Dim fragrance is always scattered.
Dancing wildly, the night snow is drifting away.
But that's not the case.
Blue flower first frost, Meng Xuan string frustrated chaos
Missing and stacking integrated items
A wisp of missing a wisp of dust.
Zhao Hua's bangs solve fate.
The bead curtain covers the eyes, and the past is far away.
The dark night was pale and the moon was drunk.
Who sighs when the world of mortals has passed?
Ask for a sign to spy on the half-life volume
Covered memories haunt dreams.
The past is over, leaving only fragments.
The sound of the flute mourns alone, disrupting the picture of Qingluan.
Dim fragrance is always scattered.
I will always be with you in my life-~ * * ~ * * ~ * * * ~ * * * ~ * * * ~ * *
Linglong dice Anhoudou, do you know that you are homesick?
Rouge and red makeup are floating, and your heart is thin and cold, you know?
Clear eyes, green eyes, shallow eyebrows and a beautiful heart, you know?
Phoenix, mandarin duck and butterfly play together, life and death depend on each other.
Wearing Yu Pei's bead curtain, a curtain of dreams, you know?
The solitary candle shadows the palace wall, and the youth annihilates you.
The beauty of the heroine is vermilion tears, thin shadows and sadness.
A sword is full of love, and dreams are broken, you know.
2. Begging for eternity, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble. The first seven-character quatrain, preferably a love poem, is a peach blossom with a face in the Cuihu Lake last year.
Today, I came here again. I don't know where the girl went. Only the peach blossoms are still there, smiling in full bloom in the spring breeze. Seven-character quatrains on love: Cuihu Peach Blossom with a face last year and Peach Blossom with a face today set each other off.
Today, I came here again. I don't know where the girl went. Only the peach blossoms are still there, smiling in full bloom in the spring breeze. Send someone Zhang Mi dream to Xie Jia, small corridor turn around.
Only the spring moon in the sky is the most affectionate, and it also shines on the courtyard flowers for the people. Liu Yuxi's bamboo ci is full of peach blossoms, and the spring water in Shu hits the mountain stream.
A girl saw it and thought that her husband's love was as fleeting as this peach blossom, and infinite sadness was like this endless river of water. Zhang, upstairs in the swallow house, accompanied by the broken light frost, a person sleeps alone from the lovesick bed, and there is also a "seven-character quatrain on love" ().
How much is a one-night stand for lovesickness? The ends of the earth are not long. Jinse Li Shangyin I want to know why my Jinse has fifty strings, each of which has a flower-like interval. In daydreaming, Zhuangzi, a saint of youth, was bewitched by butterflies, and the king's longing for love cried in the cuckoo, and the mermaid cried pearl-like tears in the moon-green sea. The blue fields breathed their jadeite to the sun, and the moment that should have lasted forever came and gone unconsciously. Untitled-Li Shangyin's Mochou Hall has a deep curtain and is long after lying down.
The Wushan goddess of Chu was originally a dream; Qingxi is the residence of my sister-in-law, and there is no lang here. Storms make nut horns ecstasy, and the moon dew sweetens cinnamon leaves? Although fully aware of lovesickness, there is no good health; I am infatuated with it to the end and fall in love for life.
Visiting Qujiang alone in late autumn-Li Shangyin hates being born in the spring when the lotus leaves are alive, and in the autumn when the lotus leaves are withered. I know I've been in love for a long time, and I'm disappointed with the sound of the river in Wangjiangtou.
Notes to friends in the North on a rainy night —— Li Shangyin asked about the untimely return date, and it rained in the autumn pool at night. When * * * cut the candle at the west window, but talk about the rain at night.
Li Si-Yuan Zhen was once a sea of water, but amber forever. Hurried through the flowers, lazy to look back; This reason is partly because of the ascetic monk, and partly because of who you used to be.
The title is Chengnan Village-Cuihu Lake. Peach blossoms set each other off in this door last year. Today, I came here again. I don't know where the girl went. Only the peach blossoms are still there, smiling in full bloom in the spring breeze.
Farewell-Du Mu is affectionate but seems to be ruthless forever, but he can't laugh at what he looked like before he was born. The candle on the table lit the heart, and it also saw the parting; You see, it shed tears for us and flowed to the morning.
Writing feelings-Li Yi's water lines are precious and thoughtful, and the ceremony of a thousand miles is a night off. From then on, there is no good night, let him go down to the west wing in the bright moon.
Give handmaiden-the son of Cui Jiao, the prince and grandson, follow in his footsteps, and Lvzhu shed tears. Xiao Lang was a passer-by as soon as Houmen entered the sea.
3. A beautiful sentence 1, the vast land is broken with one sword, where is the prosperity?
2. Who scattered the smoke and scattered the vertical and horizontal ties; Listen to the string and break three thousand infatuations. The long summer has passed.
In early autumn, Shan Ye quietly set foot. 4. The road of life is long. If you are just sad and lost, then you will have nothing. Only those who have the ability to enjoy the lost "fun" can truly taste the happiness of life.
Let yourself bear the lost things, maybe you will feel very painful, so you have to bear them yourself, and no one else can replace you. Injury and pain prove that you have grown up and matured.
When you lose it, you can cry, you can vent, you can talk to your friends ... after that, your world will be full of sunshine. 5, Jiangnan style, Tianshui is completed, Tianjiao wishes to reach the body.
6. As many people like you, so many people may hate you. 7. Mountains and rivers hold hands and smile for you.
8. Always born in a casual year. Look back at the other side.
Even if it is found that the situation is longer. 9, the red dust began to make up, the mountains and rivers are boundless.
Facing the initial heart, smashing nightmares is impermanent, and life is unparalleled. 10, nostalgic for the past and bustling competition.
1 1, the fireworks outside are burning violently, and people in the room are talking about love stories passionately ... 12, why not forget if you don't look back? Since there is no chance, there is no need to call names.
Today, everything is like water. Tomorrow night, you will be a stranger.
13. After experiencing the ups and downs of life and the pain of losing his wife, in many ordinary days, a calm heart often surges with inexplicable feelings. I know this feeling is sincere and dedicated to the world. There are always setbacks and opportunities in life.
But because of this feeling of passion, my heart is always surging and ups and downs, and there is always sunshine in my heart, so I keep going on the road of life. 14, there is always a place that will never be mentioned again, but will never be forgotten.
There is always someone who says sorry, which makes you feel sad and unforgettable. There is always a kind of love, always living in my heart, but bidding farewell to life.
What can't be forgotten is memory, and what continues is life. If you miss it, you will pass by. There are many people coming and going around, and there is always one position that has not changed.
Look at the warm sunshine and think about it occasionally. 15, what I can't forget is memories, what I continue is life, and what I miss is just passing by.
16, withering is real, blooming is just the past. 17, people and days are empty, why forget each other, why laugh and be surprised.
18, really like a person, that is, he doesn't meet your standards at all, and you still like him so much. 19, one walks, one sleeps, one thinks, one is drunk.
A person is busy, a person is tired, a person is agitated, and a person feels. 20, you have to remember, that year, Na Yue, the weeping willows in the east of Los Angeles.
2 1, giving up perfection is easier; Face the reality and feel more comfortable; Appreciate yourself and be more confident; Make a good choice and be more calm; Looking for happiness is more about pursuit; Be kind to others and show more love; Believe in success, more joy; Not afraid of failure, but more persistent. 22, there is always a person, you say you don't love, but when you hear the news about him, your heart hurts.
23. I began to miss the bleak years I held in my hand and the splendid rivers and lakes. -And those who have loved and hated.
24, illusory, vast sea of people, once met, you will never forget. What's wrong with leaving a smile when you don't know your host?
25, the edge is like water, with a lot of dust, just for a word, waiting for the next encounter. 26, people meet, no chance to meet, the ends of the earth, I hope to remember each other.
Knowing each other is lucky, but being together is not lucky. The sky is vast and the moon is bright, and it lasts forever. 27. I've been waiting all my life, but I can't get your instant gaze.
I haven't seen you for a long time. Meeting you is just a greeting. You haven't seen me for a long time. In fact, if you miss me, I will appear. 29. The real heartbreaking thing in life is not separation, nor how much pain your body has suffered, but your silent crying, that kind of unwillingness and regret, regret your indecision, regret your powerlessness, regret the contemptuous smile you have paid for it ... 30, I am on the other side of the river, watching the return, and there is no hope of returning.
3 1. If you can explain why you like someone, it is not love. True love has no reason. You love him, but you don't know why 32. Your journey will never see my old age.
You never look back at me, but I always smile at you. 34. Huangsha in the north of Saibei sends me endless sighs.
35. Black birds flitted across the sky. I am standing in the city.
Look at the time of burning to ashes. Make noise.
36. The sun went down. 37. I only caught a glimpse of you, but I caught a glimpse of a dull and far-reaching attitude towards life. Relax, relax, I will never be dominated by everything. I am alone in the turbid waves, and I only want to die holding the bright moon.
There is a withered tobacco and a white mustard on the river. 38. Waiting is not because that person will come back, but because there is still love.
39. Nothing in this world is impossible, just see if you want to do it. 40. When I miss someone very much, when I look up at the plane that occasionally flies in the air, I feel that some people will disappear in my life sooner or later, just like that plane ... I try my best to walk a long way to see the passing cars and scenery in the street, just to drown those past ... -4 1, and I can still have a quiet cup of tea to crush this scene.
42. Sometimes, we need the courage to cut off our retreat and the determination not to turn back without hitting the south wall. 43. I am young and energetic.
44. What you delete is the memory, but the memory stays in your heart. 45. I am still watching over you on the other side.
46. In a trance, time is stagnant and the years are quiet. Just like ten years ago.
47. When you can't make a decision, let time help you decide. If you still can't decide, then start.
I would rather make a mistake than leave a regret. 48. The solemnity of moonlight, the soul of music, everything is just an illusion and fleeting.
49. You must remember that the rosewood didn't go out and I didn't leave. 50. The best feeling is to find a partner who can talk.
Various topics can never be finished; I don't feel tired if I repeat the language. 5 1. If someone owes you, others will pay you back.
52. Some people don't choose, some people don't insist on choosing, and some people always choose.
4. Looking for an interesting mirror image of free verse, lonely city sunset
Author: writer Shi Tong
Countless frustrations
Endless lonely city sunset
Abandoned desert
Hu Jia is hoarse, but wandering in the wind is
Your eyes are hidden.
Many stories can only be recalled.
Lost in youth
In the dream, that Populus euphratica tree
No longer entangled with your scars
My footprint
Walk along the desert to the other end.
Walk along the desert to the other end.
My footprint
No longer entangled with your scars
In the dream, that Populus euphratica tree
Lost in youth
Many stories can only be recalled.
Your eyes are hidden.
Hu Jia is hoarse, but wandering in the wind is
Abandoned desert
Endless lonely city sunset
Countless frustrations
The interesting places in Wuhan don't cost much-the great rivers and lakes, the great Wuhan, and the largest city in China-East Lake. The water area of Wuhan East Lake is 33 square kilometers, which is six times that of Hangzhou West Lake. It is the largest urban lake in China and consists of six scenic spots: Tingtao, Moshan, Luohong, Dayan, flute playing and White Horse.
The Fable Garden in Tingtao Scenic Area is the first sculpture garden with the theme of ancient fables in China, and the scale of Meiyuan in Moshan Scenic Area ranks first in China. East Lake is not only a world of water, but also an ocean of flowers. The charm of East Lake is that there are festivals in the moon and flowers in the season.
East Lake is full of famous flowers and colorful flowers. Four-season spring cherry blossoms, autumn laurel, summer lotus and winter plum flowers are fragrant. The vast water is covered with clouds and clouds, the fog is lingering, and the waves in the sky are unforgettable. The Yellow Crane Tower, the first floor in China, is the first batch of 5A scenic spots in China. The Yellow Crane Tower is the symbol of Wuhan. It was built in the second year of Wu in the Three Kingdoms, and became a place for poets to enjoy scenery and feast in Sui and Tang Dynasties. Meng Haoran, Cui Hao, Li Bai and others all have famous sayings about the Yellow Crane Tower.
Later, together with Yueyang Tower and Tengwangge, it was also called "the three famous buildings in the south of the Yangtze River" and enjoyed the reputation of "the first building in the world". On the Yellow Crane Tower, the perfect angle overlooking the Yangtze River against the railing is also the place where you can best appreciate the realm of "the yellow crane never returns to the world, and the white clouds will never fly without him".
The world's first movement-Zeng Houyi's chime, known as the "eighth wonder of the world", was cast more than 2,400 years ago and is still intact and pure in timbre. It is an outstanding representative of Chu culture. The Hubei Provincial Museum regularly holds bells and music and dance performances every day. Visitors can listen to the Millennium ancient music and feel the miracle.
In addition, the Provincial Expo also collected 200,000 rare cultural relics, among which Ceng Houyi's chime, the sword of Gou Jian, the king of Yue, and the spear of Fu Cha, the king of Wu, are particularly precious. China's first modern hero ship, Zhongshan Ship, was one of the ships ordered by the Qing government in batches from Japan and European and American countries in order to revive the navy after the Sino-Japanese War.
After nearly a hundred years, only one "Zhongshan Ship" was seen in this period, so it is the only and oldest historical witness in the history of modern naval development in China. At present, Zhongshan Ship Tourist Area is located in Jinkou Town, Jiangxia. The biggest feature of the museum is to combine the hull exhibition hall and the historic exhibition hall into one, and refer to the Vasa Ship Museum in Sweden, adopting the way of "integrating the ship and the museum".
The first shot of the Revolution of 1911-The Museum of the Revolution of 1911 (the Red Mansion) is located in Wuchang cavalry training ground, and Wuhan people call it the Red Mansion because of its red walls and tiles. On June 19 1 1, 10, 10, Hubei revolutionaries gathered under the banner of Sun Yat-sen's democratic revolutionary thought, gaining momentum for a long time, taking the lead in launching an attack in the world and bravely launching the "first shot" against feudal monarchy.
Wuchang is therefore called "Shouyi District" and the Red Mansion is honored as "the gate of the Republic of China". 20 1 1, the anniversary of 100 will be celebrated at the beginning of the revolution of 1911, and the core area of Shouyi in Wuchang Old Town, a thousand-year-old city with the Red Mansion as its core, will take the opportunity of commemoration to take on a brand-new look.
Hankou River Beach, the largest river beach in Asia, is located on the north bank of the Yangtze River in Wuhan, with an area of 6,543,800 square meters. It is adjacent to Jiang Yan Road Landscape, Longwangmiao Scenic Area, Jianghan Road Pedestrian Street, Yellow Crane Tower Scenic Area and the Yangtze River, forming a unique landscape center in downtown Wuhan. Hubu Lane, the first lane of Chinese snacks, is famous for its China flavor.
Wuhan people call breakfast "premature", which shows their importance to breakfast. The merchants in the alley operate all kinds of snacks with China flavor, with nearly 100 varieties and authentic taste.
In particular, the characteristic block of Hubu Lane, which has been packaged and built, has restored its antique style, and has also introduced Wuhan famous foods such as Jason Wu duck neck and Nong Xin beef, attracting thousands of foreign tourists every day. Huangpi district Mulan Eco-tourism Zone is the largest leisure resort in Central China, including Mulan Mountain, Mulan Lake, Mulan Tianchi, Qingliangzhai, Mulan Gu Men, Wuyunshan, Mulan Grassland and eight scenic spots in farming years.
Huangpi, the hometown of General Mulan, is a series of Mulan scenic spots built around the spirit of Mulan, with diverse styles, making it the best choice for urbanites to spend their holidays. Walking with the water is the most romantic-night tour of the two rivers in Wuhan, a city that lives by the water, especially the night tour of the Yangtze River, allows visitors to feel the river at close range and appreciate the soft and colorful side of Wuhan metropolis.
Sitting on a cruise ship, the coast is brightly lit, and the beach seems to be surrounded by bright stars. The European architecture in the old concession area is particularly spectacular against the background of light and shadow. Wuhan University, a century-old university, is the most beautiful university in China. It is famous for its beautiful scenery, vast campus, exquisite architecture and rich culture, especially the cherry blossoms of Wuda University.
Wuda is located on the shore of East Lake, at the foot of Luojia Mountain. The campus is surrounded by mountains and lakes. The garden is green, pink and cherry white. Birds are singing and flowers are fragrant. The campus of Wuhan University and its early buildings have two unique identities, namely "national key scenic spots" and "national key cultural relics protection units", which are unique in China University. The first scene in the world, Jiangcheng meets the Yangtze River, and the two rivers are separated by three towns.
The unique geographical environment doomed Wuhan to have an indissoluble bond with "Jiang" and become a unique city. Thousands of years of history, culture and urban customs in Wuhan were formed and prospered under the gestation of the Yangtze River.
In this city born of water and prospered by water, more than 20 scenic spots in three towns are connected in series along the Yangtze River. During the river cruise, tourists can visit Qingchuan Pavilion, Guishan, Qintai Grand Theatre, Hubu Lane Han Wei Street, Duhufu Red Scenic Area and Yellow Crane Tower in turn. These scenic spots are the core products of Wuhan tourism, which can be described as a day of Jiang Shangxing and a day of understanding Wuhan. Yellow Crane Tower is recommended as a tourist attraction in Wuhan: a landmark building overlooking the Yangtze River.
But if you do your homework, you will find that it is a modern building (1986 completed), and the ticket price in 80 yuan (April 1 day price increase) will inevitably make people feel expensive. How much are the tickets for the Forbidden City and the Summer Palace? Historical time is unparalleled. The park is very small, and you can visit it all soon (2.5 hours is enough).
Guiyuan Temple: This temple has a long history. The five hundred arhats in Luohantang are the most representative. You can count your protectors to check the number outside the door, but you don't tell them clearly that they are charged (10 yuan one), which gives people the impression that they are charged a little, and the attitude of the service staff is also very general, and they always say "Suiyuan".
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