English jokes

Writing belongs to fiction in style, that is, literary style, because it is different from fiction? Blood? The closest relationship. The entertainment function of jokes is its primary function. Although the joke is small, it contains powerful language expression ability and superb human wisdom. The following are English humorous jokes I brought. Welcome to read!

British humor, funny jokes, chapter one

be greedy of love

Lust for love

Thurston is used to going to his girlfriend's apartment from time to time.

Shaston often goes to his girlfriend's apartment,

But always try to go home at the right time and have a reasonable excuse.

But he always tries to find an excuse to avoid coming home too late.

But this time, he and his girlfriend fell asleep.

But this time, he and his girlfriend fell asleep.

Thurston didn't wake up until two in the morning.

When he woke up, it was already two in the morning.

He thought quickly and called home immediately.

Shaston thought quickly and immediately called home.

When his wife answered, she panted, "Don't pay the ransom! I escaped! "

When his wife answered the phone, he took a breath on purpose. Never pay the ransom! I have escaped safely! ?

British Humor Jokes Part II

Where did you meet your wife?

Where did you meet your wife?

Two acquaintances are shaving in the barber shop at the same time.

Two close friends happened to shave at the barber shop at the same time.

After the barber finished,

After the barber shaved,

Everyone was asked if they wanted to put some aftershave on their skin.

Both of them were asked if they wanted to put some perfume on their faces after shaving.

"No, no," the first man replied.

? No, no. The first gentleman said.

"My wife will think that I have been to a brothel."

? My wife will think that I have been to a brothel. ?

"Go ahead," said another.

? I'm fine. Another gentleman said.

"My wife has never been in a brothel!"

? My wife has never been in a brothel! ?

British humor, funny jokes, chapter 3

A touching farewell

A touching farewell

Two old friends went out to play golf.

Two old friends went out to play golf.

When they are ready to tee off near the highway,

When they were ready to kick off on the side of the road,

A funeral procession passed by, and one of the two friends took off his hat and put it on his chest until the procession passed by.

A funeral procession happened to pass by, and one of the friends took off his hat and put it on his chest until the motorcade passed by.

"Well, you are very polite," said his partner.

? It's polite of you to do so. His companion said.

"Oh, this is the least I can do.

? Oh, it's the least I can do.

After all, we will be married for 30 years next Tuesday. "

After all, we will be married for thirty years next Tuesday.

British Humor Jokes Chapter 4

half-price ticket

half-price ticket

"How much is the movie ticket?"

? How much is a movie ticket?

"Ten dollars, son."

? 10 dollars, son. ?

"I only have five dollars. Please let me in. I can see it with only one eye. "

? I only have five dollars. Please let me in. I only look with one eye. ?

British humor, funny jokes, Chapter 5

Test failed.

flunk the exam

Mother: Why did you get such a low score in that exam?

Mom: Why did you get such a low score in this exam?

Child: Because of absence.

Child: Because there are few exams.

Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the exam?

Mom: You mean you didn't go on the day of the exam?

Child: No, but the child sitting next to me does.

Child: No, the child sitting next to me didn't come.