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I want to be your cute little kitty

A woman is like a cat. The most comfortable time is when she acts coquettishly in front of the person who likes her, tickles her, meows twice, and then gets into his generous and warm arms and cuddles up beautifully. The little snore fell into a sweet sleep. It's best to stretch out beautifully when you wake up, stretch your muscles and bones, and then watch him bring her favorite food and put it in front of her, tie her a small apron with floral flowers, and pick up a spoon. Feed her. Oh, thinking about that scene makes me drunk. Of course, this premise is that that person must also happen to be what she likes. A woman is a cute kitten, but her cuteness only belongs to the person she likes. She is often not polite at all to men she doesn't like. If you want to tease her without any sense, she will easily bar her teeth and attack without mercy.

Zihan is a happy little kitten. She liked to act like a spoiled child, so God sent her the person who indulged her in acting like a spoiled child. A woman's coquettishness is interesting. If that person doesn't know the taste, it will be boring. She will immediately stop being interested and become a dignified lady from ancient times. As a result, each other was bored and became an ordinary man and woman who choked people with fireworks. Zihan's coquettishness is mainly reflected in her rogue pestering him to run around. Seeing him busy running around for her makes her feel happy and happy. When she didn't want to cook, she told him to go buy some food and come back to eat. He asked what he wanted to eat, and she said it didn't matter, I would eat whatever you bought. Of course not, women’s words are profound. She is a born actor, and you have to be a qualified director to study her subtext at all times. Otherwise, you will be the one who suffers when you act in a drama that ruins your life. If you don't get it right, you'll have to rework it. So he bought the meat, shrimp, and fish she liked. When she bought it, she would blame him and ask him why he bought it so fat. Did he want her to gain weight with ulterior motives? He just looked at her with a smile and said fat, I like her anyway. Come and eat, I love watching you eat! Then Zihan started to eat it like a kitten when it saw a fish. So he looked at her cute eating face with a warm and satisfied smile, and his face was full of happiness. As a result, Zihan's heart is also sweet and orange. Is it a sweet orange? Is there such a word? Zihan laughed in her heart, and I said yes, it was sweet and orange, with a hint of sweet and sour pear. Wow, why does a sour pear appear again? There is no such word. What's wrong with me, am I crazy with happiness or smart with sweetness, to make two such vivid new words at once! He always laughed at her for being annoying. She pinched him and said that I am annoying. It's strange, maybe he's addicted to commanding. Every time she wants to rest, she wants to drink tea and eat apples. She asked him to get up and pour tea, and then asked him to peel an apple if it was too hot. So, he ran around the house busy, and she became happy like a flower, a shameless little snowflake.

When did she and him become as happy as a little snowflake and a little bitter melon? After so many years, she still remembers it so clearly. But why does she always have to ask herself when did it start? Of course it's a rhetorical question. Women always like to be satisfied when they ask themselves over and over again. Isn't happiness just asking yourself sweet questions over and over again and recalling those romantic details with a smile?

Zihan really started to fall in love with Mengxue when she was obsessed with his singing, and then it spread out of control and became a disaster. Of course it’s not that serious. It’s not a disaster, it’s a joy! But she just likes the saying that lovesickness can cause disaster. If you think about it, it has already caused disaster. That lovesickness must sweep across the earth like a flood, overflowing the embankment of the sea of ????heart, and pouring down thousands of miles. How spectacular! Hey, I’m overthinking again! Haha, Zihan just likes to imagine, and always unknowingly lets her imagination run wild. What woman doesn’t have fantasies? Besides, I’m such a cute little woman! Zihan laughed again as she thought about it, and dense flowers blossomed in her heart. She liked to listen to Mengxue's deep and affectionate voice.

Zihan likes to listen to some slow songs, so she has a fondness for songs about snow falling in heaven. That day she sang his song "It's So Good to Have You" in the group. For the first time, she also sang that song with her heart. "Tell you softly that I miss you. Do you know my thoughts from far away? There are my footprints in your dreams, which means that I have flown across thousands of mountains and miles." Oh, am I in your dreams? Did you know that I flew over thousands of mountains and rivers to find you? I miss you, do you know? How can I tell you that I love being with you? Mengxue's smile, Mengxue's warm eyes, and his soulful voice when singing appeared in Zihan's eyes.

"The chirping of birds outside the window every morning is the wisp of love that I keep guarding you day and night. My dear, it's great to have you. With you, I will never have any worries in my heart. No matter how hard life is, I don't care. As long as I'm with you. I am content." Suddenly, Zihan burst into tears. The group remembered a round of applause and whistles, and so many people were shouting and asking who she was crying for. She was so scared that she quickly closed the video, and then many people asked her what was wrong. She is offline. In fact, she didn't know what was wrong. I just wanted to cry at that moment. At that moment, I suddenly felt that I was really "too helpless in the long world of mortals." Who is her sunshine and her rain and dew? She longed for someone to understand and know. The next day, it was still a warm afternoon. She joins the group to listen to music. Then, she heard Mengxue say that she wanted to sing a song specifically for one person. So everyone made a fuss about what song to sing and for whom. A beautiful woman sheds tears but no one comforts her. Is it sung for her? Mengxue didn't say anything. When it was his turn to sing, he nodded and started singing: "It's not easy to forget you! I miss you every night! What's the point of losing your life? I feel sorry for you in this life." Okay. The soulful singing went straight into the depths of my heart, and Zihan couldn't help but burst into tears. Oh, are you thinking about me like me? Do you know that I miss you every day? It was so unstoppable and unstoppable. No one in the group spoke, everyone was immersed in his deeply affectionate singing. Maybe, really, some people and some songs are worthy of respect and make people afraid to play. Then, she saw him chatting to her privately: "I-miss-you, silly girl!" At that moment, she cried and laughed, with tears streaming down her pretty face, and a smile hanging in her warm heart. He acts like a child and says to hit you, hit you. If I see you, I will definitely hit you. I’ll hit you, you bad guy!

That day was really hot and muggy, and it even started to rain lightly. Wow, so romantic! Zihan screamed happily in her heart. Can I see you? Am I going to see you? She talked to herself over and over again, and her face couldn't help but blush. . . . . .