Ridiculous humorous sentences

1, then witness the miracle, press the page turn button, and you will smile; Press it twice and you will giggle; Press it three times, and you will laugh happily; Click four times, congratulations, a fool was born!

With you, I forget to eat and sleep. Without you, I don't think about tea and rice. I'm a little worried without you. Without you, I am wholeheartedly. Without you, I have nothing to do and a hateful game.

The weather is hot and cold. In this season, I feel calm and always miss you far away. I would like to keep a homing pigeon and let it fly to your place every day, even if all I can do is a simple action: pull a shit on your head!

You drag a pig to go shopping. Looks happy. I said sympathetically, "Just look at a person's grade and who he is with." Before I finished, I saw the pig abandon you with disdain!

5. One monk carries water to drink, and two monks carry water to drink. The classic story is unforgettable and deeply imprinted in my heart. Now, there is also a temple in the mountain, and there is also an old man in the temple, but the old man is smirking with his mobile phone.

6. No one can understand the sadness of this city except the wind; No one will see the ending of this story, except the rain; No one is worth worrying about and following except you; Dear, I want to say to you: it's time to pay back the money!

7. Men should be more painful to their wives, be kind to their children, be filial to their parents, be loyal to their friends, be careful about their work and be hard on themselves. After reading it, please hit your head with your mobile phone!

I used to have a pair of wings, but I didn't use them to soar in the sky, but I put them in a pot to stew soup.

9. I really miss you! I call dawn at night, and the stars in the sky know my heart. I only have you in my heart! How can thousands of waters in Qian Shan stop my love for you! I really miss you, dear ... RMB!