Ask for some English jokes without dialogue. Notice that there is no dialogue.

A friend of mine is giving an English class to an adult class. They just came to live in America recently. After putting quite a few daily necessities on the table, he asked different members of the class to give him rulers, books, pens and so on. The class went very smoothly, and the students seemed to be very interested and serious about what they were doing, until my friend turned to an Italian student and said, "Give me the key." The man looked surprised and a little at a loss. Seeing this, my friend thought that the student didn't hear clearly, so he repeated it. "Give me the key." The Italian shrugged his shoulders. Then he put his arms around the teacher's neck and kissed him on both cheeks.

Keys or kisses

A friend of mine is giving an English class to an adult student. They are all people who have just arrived in America recently. After putting many daily necessities on a table, he asked the whole class to choose a ruler, a book, a pen and so on for him. The class is going well, and the students seem to be very interested and serious about what they are doing. Later, it was the turn of a student from Italy. The friend said, "Give me the key." The man looked very surprised and a little at a loss. When my friend saw this, he thought he didn't hear clearly and repeated, "Give me the key." The Italian student shrugged his shoulders. Then he put his arm around the teacher's neck and kissed him twice on both cheeks.

(2) Drunk

One day, a father and his little son came home. At this age, boys are interested in all kinds of things and always ask questions. Now, he asked, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are two policemen standing there. If I think two policemen are four, then I am drunk. "

"But, Dad," said the boy, "there is only one policeman!"

Drunk

One day, the father came home with his youngest son. The child is at the age of being interested in everything and always has endless questions. He asked his father, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, son," the father replied, "Look, there are two policemen standing there. If I see that they are four, then I am drunk. " "But, Dad," said the child, "there is only one policeman there!"

(3) Hospitality

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest because there was no cheese in the apple pie she served. The little boy of this family quietly left the room and went to Amo. When he came back, he took a piece of cheese and put it on the guest's plate. The guest smiled, put the cheese in his mouth and said, "Son, your eyes are definitely better than your mother's. Where did you find the cheese? " "In the rat trap, sir," the boy replied.

Hospitality

The hostess apologized to the guests because there was no cheese at home when they ate apple pie. The little boy in this family left home quietly. After a while, he returned to his room with a piece of cheese and put it on the guest's plate. The guest smiled and put the cheese in his mouth and said, "Son, your eyes are just better than your mother's. Where did you find the cheese? " "On the mousetrap, sir." The little boy said.

Jerry went to see a psychiatrist. "Doctor," he said, "I'm in trouble. Every time I go to bed, I feel someone is under the bed. I am going crazy! " "Just put yourself in my hands for a year," said the psychiatrist.

"Come to me three times a week, and I will cure your fear." "How much is the charge?" "One hundred dollars each time." "I'll think about it," said Jerry. Six months later, the doctor met Jerry in the street. "Why didn't you come to see me again?" The psychiatrist asked.

"One hundred dollars at a time? Bartender 10 dollars cured me. " "Are you? How come? " "He asked me to saw off the legs of the bed!" "There's no one down there now!"

Jerry went to see a psychiatrist. "Doctor, something is wrong with me. I feel someone under the bed every time I sleep. I am going crazy! "

"Give me a year," said the doctor. "Come three times a week, and I will cure you." "How much is it?" "One hundred dollars each time." "I will seriously consider it." Jerry replied.

Six months later, the doctor and Jerry met in the street. "Why didn't you come again?" The doctor asked. "One hundred dollars at a time? A bartender cured me for ten dollars. "

"Really? How did he do it? " "He asked me to cut off the legs of the bed. There is no one now! "

It seems that most English jokes have dialogues, and those who have dialogues can tell them themselves. Hope to adopt.