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China made clear the definition of touching porcelain for the first time. What are the routines for touching porcelain?

Touch porcelain is now found in many places. Some people do nothing, thinking about getting something for nothing all day, so they take a fancy to touching porcelain. Moreover, these people never pick people when they touch porcelain, and they start to touch porcelain when they have the opportunity.

The common porcelain touching routine is the porcelain touching car. Seeing a luxury car, someone squatted on the side of the road and prepared to start work. Moreover, they deliberately touched the car from the side of the luxury car and fell down immediately after touching it. Then they ask the owner to compensate themselves and then turn to the next car. Others choose buses and trucks to touch porcelain, which is not only dangerous, but also has a large blind spot, which is extremely dangerous. If there are casualties, it will not be worth the loss.

In addition to touching porcelain cars, some people have invented other porcelain fraud. Wallets touch porcelain. This kind of crime is committed by many people. One of them deliberately dropped his wallet and asked passers-by behind him to pick it up. At this time, someone will go up and ask for money with him. When you share it with him, he will disappear immediately. At this time, the so-called owner will come to you to compensate for the money. If you don't pay for it, they will call the police. This kind of touching porcelain is still very common. Some people are ready to wait for the owner at first, but they can't stand the temptation of their associates. As long as you agree to share the money with him, you will be cheated. I don't think you should be greedy and cheap, so that you won't be cheated.

In addition to these, there are some unusual porcelain touching routines. That is, a car and a battery car cooperate with each other, and the two cars are parallel, and the car induces you to overtake from the right. Once you overtake, you will be hit by porcelain. When overtaking, the battery car will fall over on purpose. At this time, the car in front will stop you from being a good person. If you call the police, the traffic police will sentence you to full responsibility.

There is also a kind of porcelain touching called antique porcelain touching. In the parking lot, the porcelain gang will choose a good location. When you come to pick up your car, they will put a suitcase behind your car. If you move the suitcase at this time, they will come out immediately and say that this suitcase is filled with antiques. Now that the antique is missing or broken, they will ask you for compensation.

When you meet this kind of porcelain, you should pay attention. If you have no choice, you should call the police. Don't do anything that takes advantage. You always suffer.