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Family travel guide to Thailand: 6 days and 5 nights free travel guide to Thailand
Thailand is an exotic and romantic country where people live relatively comfortably. There are not only famous tourist cities and islands here, but also many unique entertainment projects and services, making you feel completely relaxed.
Because there are elderly people and a two-and-a-half-year-old child at home, I was afraid of the inconvenience, so I chose to travel to Thailand with a group. After the tour, I felt that it was just two words: cheating and suffering.
The choice is 6 days and 5 nights, Bangkok and Pattaya. I didn’t see the beautiful scenery I wanted to see, and I didn’t eat the food I wanted to eat. I really take you to the shopping store all the time for you to buy and buy!
The first day, on the plane.
On the second day, it was very hot in the Grand Palace, and it was very hot, so it was very inconvenient to take care of children. It was very hot for the children to sleep in the stroller all the way, and there was no place to rest and cool down.
Then I will take you to some jewelry store or crocodile bag store. The tour guide was very straightforward along the way. He is part of a Chinese tour group in Thailand and makes money mainly through shopping. But we are not interested in those things, so basically no one in the group buys them. My mother bought a bunch of beeswax bracelets, and the tour guide said she wanted to buy them.
Because he can't come. Therefore, the tour guide's attitude was very bad along the way, and he said a lot of vulgar words, which were harsh and unpleasant. In order for you to go shopping, you have to stay in that place all morning.
Then I will take you to the so-called Thai massage. It feels very perfunctory, and the pressure is not good enough. Just for the sake of collecting tips, no one leaves. It’s not as beautiful as what’s written on the travel itinerary!
Then there is the night tour of Menan River, which is not a night tour at all. The weather is very hot and sunny in the afternoon, so you are asked to get on the boat and find another boatman to buy bread to feed the fish. Then, once you're on the boat, everyone hangs out your boat to tip you!
On the third day, we went to Pattaya to watch an adult show. I stayed up late. Because he was too young to hold the child, he couldn't go in, so he waited in the lobby. There were many people and it was hot. I went home to bed after 11 o'clock in the evening. The child was hungry and sleepy.
Then they took a speedboat to the island. The island they went to was the one where they had a cooperative relationship to play water sports. Very exciting. There are old people and children at home who don’t know how to play, so they can’t wait on the boat.
Finally in the afternoon, I said I was going to an island where I could swim freely. As a result, I gave you an hour.
Because the child’s schedule of leaving early and coming home late was disrupted, he slept all the time and couldn’t hold him. Especially when going to the island, it feels very dangerous and you need to bring water to get on the boat. My whole body was covered in sweat and I was afraid of dropping the child.
The scenery is very good, but I don’t have much time to stay. What a pity!
On the fourth day, I went to a certain wealthy and powerful golden house. The scenery is very good and suitable for taking pictures. It is also the only place among so many places that I think is good.
Then I want to talk about riding an elephant. Lying is terrible. I sat on it with my two-year-old child, who had no protection and was afraid of falling. The elephant was walking slowly in the middle, so the man kicked the elephant's ear hard! I'll go. Worried to death! Just walking around, just smelly, worried and scared!
Let’s talk about the legendary tropical fruit garden. If you have too much expectations, there will be several plates of spoiled fruit and mosquitoes will fly around again and again, but of course you won't eat it!
Dongfang, it’s okay. Shemales perform really well. Food is ok. You can leave the plate empty. I will give it to you and then let you take photos with the shemale to earn tips.
On the fifth day, I returned to Bangkok from Pattaya and went to a certain temple. Mainly to introduce Buddha amulets. Then go to the snake house, watch the show, and buy snake medicine. Of course, we are not interested in this.
Then take us to Wangquan Duty Free Shop in the evening, which is of course a must because women, cosmetics. Of course I want to buy, buy, buy.
On the way, he took us to the Latex Center. He was also the tour guide who made the most profit, and his attitude towards us began to change drastically. There are 17 people in our group.
Almost many people bought pillows. Because my mother didn't sleep well, she bought a mattress, which cost 15,000 yuan. After purchasing, the tour guide's attitude was super good and I was very happy. She didn't
On the sixth day, I went to the airport. I had to go to collect the tax refund at 6pm, which wasted a lot of time.
Didn't have time to go to the airport duty-free shop for something to eat. What a pity!
Let’s first talk about the accommodation and food along the way. The legendary hotels are all five-star hotels. I stayed in Bangkok two days ago. We won’t talk about the one in Pattaya. The top floor was very hot and there were lots of bugs and ants on the toilet.
At night, I put the opened dried mango on the bedside table, which attracted a lot of ants. No wonder I get so amused in the middle of the night! On the last day, hotels in Bangkok were also closed. The breakfast was terrible and the hotel was very remote. You have to walk for twenty minutes to see Route 711.
Tell me about the food you care about. The so-called buffet on the 76th floor is the best in the whole group. It's rotten, the shrimps are dead, and there's still sand in it. Even if you eat in a small shop on the way, you can't do it. The taste is terrible.
Eating is like a fight, lasting more than half an hour. So the trip lasted for 6 days, and our children and I lived on 711 snacks and milk.
Tell me why I feel pain? First of all, the weather is very hot. The cooling effect of air conditioner split is also not good. The child's hair is covered in sweat while sleeping in the car. Think about the effects. Second, the daily schedule is extremely tight. Basically we gather at 7am in the morning, and sometimes we don’t return to the hotel until after 10pm or even 11pm.
The children did not get a good rest at all, their schedules were disrupted, and they did not play much during the day. They slept all the way, got off the bus, and didn't need a pushcart in some places. I held them all the way and they were hot and basking in the sun.
It’s been so many days since I’ve had a group meal, and I’m in a hurry to eat. In between meals, I either wash the baby's bottle or let her go to the toilet to defecate. When we finish. They were just about to assemble, so they didn't eat.
However, the food quality was poor and our table was barely touched. On the way, a few people had bad stomachs and diarrhea. In the morning, the frozen milk in the hotel went bad, causing an old lady on the road to vomit. I'm going to have a heart attack!
Let’s talk about Thailand’s tour guides. Very tacky. There were obviously kids on board and there were a lot of dirty jokes along the way. Then I want you to go shopping. It's hard to say. Know how grateful you are when you feed your dog. We wonder if you will appreciate him when he takes us to dinner. He also said that he is not afraid of you complaining. When he was young, he loved prostitution and almost killed someone with a gun. So this tells you that people are not afraid of you complaining at all. Of course, after we bought the latex mattress and pillows, his attitude changed dramatically and he stopped saying those things.
Finally, let me tell you my feelings. There were many delicacies that I had never tasted along the way, but the beautiful scenery didn’t let you stay too long to enjoy it.
I let you do most of the shopping. Then your itinerary is not based on the tourist itinerary, but is temporarily arranged by the Thai tour guide.
I think Thailand is still worth going to, but it is best to choose to travel independently. Don't say that travel agencies are unreliable. In fact, it is better to have a travel agency or an acquaintance, and the tour leader is also good, that is, a Thai tour guide. Vulgar and of low quality. People are also trying to make money. So I have to keep asking you to buy at buy buy.
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