Joke or prank?

Joking trick, in life, many people like to joke, some jokes can bring some happiness to people, especially when playing tricks, people are indispensable to these jokes, the following is the joke trick.

Just kidding, 1 1, you told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. Sorry, I'm leaving.

2, hooligans are not terrible, they are afraid that hooligans have culture. ...

3, take the road of cattle and let the civilized language speak out!

4, driving is not difficult, I am afraid of new people!

6. The mine disaster continues in the review, and the rise in property prices is under control!

7, P is not arrogant, you think I am DOS!

8, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at age!

Live well, because we will die for a long time! ! !

10, people are not smart and bald! !

1 1. Don't look for me if you have nothing to do, let alone if you have something to do.

12, it is better to fight with the wise than to talk with sb.

13, Chopin, no matter how awesome you are, you can't play Lao Tzu's sadness!

14, as long as the hoe dances well, is there a corner that can't be dug down?

15, even believe the advertisement, you are stupid to read it!

16, if you want to mix in the Jianghu, you'd better be single! !

17, don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

19, can't sleep in the morning; Sleep at night!

2 1, women are pleasing to themselves; Men are poor to please themselves!

22, bald donkey, dare to rob the teacher with being original?

Mean is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.

24, only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find!

25. Earn other people's money and go to hell with poverty. 26. I even believe that there is a lie hidden in the middle.

27, money is not a problem, the problem is no money! Rogues used to be in the mountains, but now they are in the public security.

30. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I quit.

33, people can't hang from a tree, try to die several times in several nearby trees.

34. Take other people's road and let others have nowhere to go.

How far is your mind? Get out of here.

36. The donkey has read it again and again.

37. Go to Google and Baidu.

38. Do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes.

Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

Joking prank words 2 prank phrases popular articles 1:

1, I am a white-collar worker: I got paid today, paid the rent, paid the utilities, bought instant noodles with oily rice, felt in my pocket, and lamented that I was a white-collar worker again this month. ...

2. A real warrior dares to face his face without makeup.

3, Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.

4. The sky didn't fall on me, so it broke my heart and hurt my bones and muscles.

5, things are often like this, it is too late to turn back, even if you are willing to become a rotten horse, there may not be a grass waiting for you.

6. Work hard! ! For your Audi, my Dior.

7. I like you so much that you will die.

8. Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell the smell of human beings.

9. I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without a seasoning bag.

10, how to lose weight without eating?

1 1. In a few decades, let's meet and send them to the crematorium and burn them all to ashes. You're just a bunch of me. Nobody knows anyone. They will all be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

12, the beauty of learning is that people are confused; The beauty of poetry lies in; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

13, I thought I was decadent. Today, I realized that my morning paper was scrapped.

14. A white lie is a good excuse for your deception.

15, parents fool their children into calling education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

16, I'm not a prince, why do girls always think they should be a princess when they see me!

17, women like ugly men, not ugly men.

18, our love died on this day, just to give each other a chance to be reborn.

19, play with your life: you can only play with your life, but your life is gone. What are you playing?

20. The journey of exploration lies not in discovering new land, but in cultivating new perspectives.

Unique classic Chapter 2:

1, think of a thousand roads at night, and get up in the morning and take the original road.

2. Once a little girl said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long.

I was hit by youth, not only didn't apologize, but also pretended that nothing happened. So I gave you a good beating. As a result, my youth was black and blue.

4. Chatting with Goddess on qq, I found that Goddess's favorite thing is: Oh, I'm going to take a shower, I'm going to eat, or I'm free to go out to chat, my classmates called me, and my mother called me ... Goddess's life is really busy!

5, the cock fights head-to-head, and the husband and wife quarrel without grudges.

It is said that people have only two choices, either get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.

7, the other half didn't score, only two people scored!

8. Falling in love is a feeling. When this feeling is gone, I am still forcing myself. This is called responsibility! Breaking up is courage! When this courage is gone, I am still encouraging myself. This is called tragic!

9. treat money like dirt, but everyone is vying to be a scavenger.

10, "Why is the holiday so short" and "Because there is no morning in the holiday".

1 1. Today, my stomach won again. I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They PK every day, and I count with my fingers broken. Emma, my stomach won again today.

12, people are iron, rice is steel, and there is no soup in the bones.

13, if you can't tell the tutor clearly, then confuse him!

14, what girlfriend robbed her boyfriend? You're kidding. I don't even have a best friend.

Please don't seduce my third leg with your second mouth.

If one day I become a pervert, please don't forget that I was innocent.

17, wife is a big tree, lover is a grass, planting a big tree to enjoy the cool, raising a grass to walk the birds, harmonious society, green and environmental protection.

18, those women who take part in the beauty pageant can't find good men, because good men are married, such as me.

19, there are only two things I can't do in my life, that is, this can't be done and that can't be done.

20, the phone bill is gone, the traffic is gone, the text message is gone, the winter vacation is gone, and the homework is still there.

Joking words 3 1, hug my girlfriend's waist, look calm, think for a long time, twist a head and ask her, "Honey, have my hands become shorter recently?"

2, two people with type B blood, the son born must be 2B.

Looking at your photo, I want to put it on the wall in black and white.

4. "I love you" So what? When the first letters of the three words add up, they are not playing with words.

5. When can I get another pack of lucky money?

6. Mom, I'm thirsty. Mom, I'm hungry. Mom, where are my clothes? Mom, did you buy something delicious? Talk to my dad.-Dad, where's my mom?

7. Last night, I dreamed that men all over the world had dysmenorrhea.

8. The sentence on the page that minors are not allowed in is just like the sentence on the cigarette case that smoking is harmful to health. This is all nonsense.

9. Yue Lao, can you stop pulling me with inferior thread? It will break every three to five days.

10 Our math teacher always likes to pretend to be humorous and tell jokes that nobody laughs at. Our whole class will discuss playing tricks on him, and when he says the first sentence in class, we will all laugh in unison. He came that day and silently said that his father had passed away. I laughed at once, and everyone else was silent.

1 1. There are always a group of invisible friends lying on your friends list like dead people, occasionally cheating the corpse and changing the epitaph from time to time.

12, someone who secretly loves me. Why are you so calm?

13, you are so charming that countless blind people are scrambling to bend over.

14, I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture! Yeah!

15. My parents help you deposit the lucky money in the bank. Please raise your hand if you are cheated.

16. Sorry, the number you dialed is senior three. Please redial after one year.

17, gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, you don't know which one you are.

18, money treats me like dirt, and I still treat money like dirt! It's all dirt. Who's afraid of who?

19, my father took his family to my grandmother's house hundreds of kilometers away for a holiday, especially telling my 4-year-old daughter not to ask questions like "How long will it take to get there" on the way ... After driving for an hour, my little daughter asked her father, "Will I be 5 when we get to my grandmother's house?"

20. The Buddha wants to lose weight. I am embarrassed to say that in order to lose weight, the Buddha is a vegetarian, claiming to be in order not to kill; 2 1, the worst thing in the world is that a foodie has stomach trouble.

2 1, it was pulled out before it could be molested.

22. I saw a girl with a familiar back, like a classmate. I ran over and patted the girl. When the girl turned around, I found that I mistook her for someone else. I quickly apologized and said, "I mistook you for someone else. You look familiar. " The girl smiled at me and said, "Rogues look familiar to everyone."

23. Folk signboard: the best seller of roast chicken-the first emperor among birds. The best welder-welding emperor Wu. The best seller of candied haws-Emperor Taizong. The best seller of steamed bread-Rong Momo.

24. Every time I cross the street, I think: How nice it is to be able to do something light! Every time I squeeze the bus, I will think: how nice it is to be able to do something light!

You have food in your teeth. B: I'll deduct it for you if you want to eat it.

26. For the first party after graduation, I chose the zoo. By the same token, only here can I feel that I am still alone!

Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is fake.

28, I am still lamenting the small waist of that year. Looking at it now, I hate it and my eyes are full of flowers.

29. If someone bullies you, tell your sister that I hit him with four limbs, seven joints, a color screen on his face, a straight nose, a head shock and a twisted front tooth.

30. You derive the function, go back a little, multiply, and then come back. Have you considered the feeling of the function?

3 1, don't flirt with me, or I'll flirt with you!

32. Do you think you will watch you die? I close my eyes.