Classic jokes circulating inside the bank

Classic jokes circulating inside the bank

Lead: The classic top secret joke inside the bank is coming, and I will definitely laugh at you!

1. One day, after handling the withdrawal business for a male customer, I confessed: Please put your card away. After another look, I found that the zipper of the customer's handbag was not properly zipped, so I said to him, please zip it up. The customer immediately lowered his head and colleagues around him laughed.

2. One customer can't use ATM at a time, and the consultant teaches him to use it. After putting the card into the ATM, the consultant said to the customer, do you enter the password here? Unexpectedly, the customer lowered his head and whispered his 6-digit withdrawal password to the computer screen. Clients? Enter the password? Understand? Say the password

3, a buddy, doing accounting business is always unfair, delaying colleagues' off-duty time. One day, my colleagues basically finished it, but the dollar was not there yet. This guy sang unhurriedly:? Where there is injustice, there is me, and where there is injustice, there is me.

Once, just after answering the phone of my little daughter, the phone rang again. Everything was normal in front, but somehow I suddenly said: Be a good boy! ? Silence on the phone?

5. At first, a customer came to handle the deposit business. When the business was done, I handed out the receipt in both hands and said respectfully. Please write down your withdrawal password (it should be your name) in the column below. ? The customer immediately became alert.

6. One day at lunch, a colleague remembered that there was only rice at noon, but he wanted to eat noodles. The customer came to handle the withdrawal business. When he left, his colleague said thoughtfully: Please take good care of your noodles and welcome to come again next time. ?

7、? Would you please fill out this form? Single? Be said to be:? Would you please fill it out at the observatory? 、? Would you please fill it out in the bar? .

8. After saving for a long time, I suddenly came out to be the lobby manager. When I bought a fund for a customer in online banking, I pointed to the keyboard and wanted the customer to enter the password, but a sentence popped up:? Please sign here. ?

9. A customer withdraws money from an ATM machine, and the card is swallowed due to improper operation. The customer was so anxious that he immediately went to the window and asked with a red face. Comrade, I'm stuck! What shall we do? Instead of laughing, the buddy at the window calmly told the customer. I said how I found a machine missing when I was cleaning this morning. Swallowed by your card! ? All the colleagues burst into laughter, and the customers laughed their heads off.

10, once, a customer entered the password n times, and finally it was correct. Colleague is the eldest sister, saying to the customer: Don't forget the password. If you forget, you will be in trouble. Don't watch TV at home tonight, recite it. ?

1 1. Once I answered my cell phone, my brother habitually said: Hello? All right. ? My brother was stunned first, and then answered:? Hello, who am I? Okay, his brother. ?

12. When the front desk does business, please ask the customer to make up the amount? Lowercase? ; When I got the bill back, I found that the customer didn't write down the amount in figures. I just want to ask, and I found that she added it to the signature? Miss? Two words, become? Sue? Miss, lady

13, a joke widely circulated in our bank. Handler:? Hello, what business do you do? Customer:? Oh, I save a date of death (lump sum)! ? Handler:? How long have you been dead? Customer:? Well, die for a year! ?

14. Before the customer inputs the withdrawal amount, there will be a prompt on the screen of our atm machine to the effect that this machine can provide you with RMB 100 yuan and 50 yuan face value cash. Please enter the amount and press OK. One day, a customer used his card at the counter to ask for 2000 yuan. The teller suggested that it can also be withdrawn from the ATM outside the window. The customer shook his head firmly. No way! Your machine is so backward that you can only get 100 yuan at a time. I took 1500 last time and 15 times.

15, once I sat in the cupboard and filled out the form freely, and a mm took 100 yuan in cash. After typing the list, I asked her to sign it I took it and saw that the signature was actually? One hundred yuan? !

16, a bank has just been established, and the president asked the employees who have no business at the front desk not to stand at the counter, but to go out to attract customers. One day, the president went to the grassroots to inspect and saw that there were many people missing at the front desk, so he asked: Where did everyone go? An employee answered urgently:? According to your instructions, they all went out to attract customers. ? President?

17, a bank asked the counter staff to provide civilized service, and asked them to leave. One day, a deaf old man came to do business. When he left, a counter worker said, Grandpa, would you please take your time? The old man walked for a while and suddenly remembered what the clerk said when he came, but he didn't catch it clearly. He thought he had forgotten some manners and turned back. Son, what did you just say to me? A cabinet employee then repeated it loudly? Grandpa, I mean, take your time. ? The old man said angrily after listening? Nonsense, I'm so old, can I leave quickly? Employees?

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