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How do you feel after reading the book?

After watching the ostrich, my feelings are as follows:

Fan Wenyi:

The story of "stealing a clock" goes like this: Once upon a time, a man wanted to steal a neighbor's clock. He knew that the bell would ring if he touched it with his hand, but he thought, if you cover your ears, wouldn't all the noise disappear? He covered his ears and stole the bell. I didn't expect the hand to ring as soon as it rang. Someone found it.

This story tells us not to deceive ourselves. I have similar problems in my life. For example, if I can't do the problem, just look at the answer. Actually, I can't. I lied to myself and to my teacher. After reading this story, I understand that if I encounter difficulties in my study in the future, I will try my best to solve them.

Fan Wener:

Today, I read the article Burying Ears and Stealing Bells, and learned that a thief once took a fancy to a doorbell hanging on a big house. He thought, how can I ring the doorbell? He knew it would ring if he touched it with his hand. He thinks that when the doorbell rings, his ears will hear it.

If you cover your ears, you can't hear. So he was smart and decided to steal the doorbell in this way. In fact, the bell thief only covered his ears, not others'. So I know this idiom means a fool who deceives himself, but can't fool others. Also tell people not to do stupid things that deceive themselves and others.

Fan Wensan:

There are many people in the story who are like "stealing clocks" in life. Even I am often a person who covers my ears. Sometimes I listen to math problems at school, but I don't understand them very well. After the teacher finished, I asked my classmates if they understood, and I would answer with them: Yes. It's time to do your homework. It's actually a similar math problem. Although I don't know how to write, I still crustily skin of head and scribbled. Homework was handed out, and it was the most terrible red cross, which made a lot of jokes.