Classic lines in episode 15 of PS Man, the Great Sage of Stealing the Heart.

PS in "Stealing the Great Sage PS Man" is the abbreviation of postscript, which translates into appendix and remarks.

A PS man is arrogant and feels good about himself. Everyone except himself is a PS man.

PS men's values are that only they are the main theme!

Others will always be P.S., family is a remark, love is a remark, and friendship is a remark!

Women are one short comment after another in his life.

The most interesting thing in life is that you don't know where, when, who you will meet and what will happen.

2. I am a bisexual writer wandering in the literary and art circles and film and television circles. I like to create. I advocate freedom, and following the trend is my attitude towards life.

Do you want to know the secret of my success? In fact, it is very simple, only eight words-there is no woman who can't handle it.

4, as long as you get a woman, it is equivalent to conquering half the earth!

5. A big man wants a woman to listen to him. If he wants to get a woman, he has to listen to her. If you understand it, you can get it! Of course, I don't object to being a man once in a while, but that's for fun, not to lose my temper.

6. There are many conditions, but there is absolutely no perfect woman. Beautiful people don't cook, cooks are not gentle, gentle and opinionated, people with opinions are not feminine, feminized people will spend money indiscriminately, people who don't spend money indiscriminately will not dress up, and people who dress up will be uneasy and assured, and they will definitely not stand it.

7. On the other hand, so do men. Talented people are ugly, handsome people can't make money, people who can make money don't care about their families, people who care about their families are worthless, promising people are not romantic, romantic people are unreliable, and they must be losers.

8. A woman with more than two conditions is a good woman, and more than three is the best. Do you know the names of four or more women? This is called a challenge!

9. It takes only one second to fall in love with someone, and the rest of the time is spent winning her heart.

10, keeping mysterious will make women curious about you. If you are attentive to women and eager to take credit, people will think that you have ulterior motives.

1 1. If you don't want others to know that you are still a good girl, you are either an idiot or Kai Zi.

12, if you don't pay attention, even if you have money, you can only be regarded as Kai Zi in the end; No matter how handsome a person is, if he is not careful, he can only be a vase in the end.

13, hiding in your downstairs is a madman, a fan who wants to kiss you, and a nymphomaniac who wants to lick you. Crazy people and anthomaniac can't ignore them, because they are afraid that they will commit suicide from love, but they can't justify it. If I think I have a crush on her and put on a white gauze to propose to me, I won't be miserable.

14, thank you for your carelessness, which made me cross from the drama version to the social version.

15, inviting me to dinner with a woman who has no taste in clothes is bad for my image!

16, making things difficult first can highlight the intensity of praise afterwards.

17, shoes don't match your bag, your bag doesn't match your clothes, and your clothes don't match your hairstyle, but all these together highlight your personal characteristics.

18. For men, red wine is like a beautiful woman's body; for women, red wine is like their blood. If you don't know how to drink red wine, even if you eat more French food, you haven't eaten it.

19, wine is very sensitive to temperature, just like a woman's skin.

20. Cities, like people, will present different faces at different times and places.

2 1, any trait is two sides of the same body, it is both a weakness and an advantage, it is arrogance and momentum, it is poison tongue and wit, it is arrogance and confidence.

22. My car is a little old, but it's better than the garbage on a new car.

23. Being bullied and not fighting back will only bring more humiliation.

24, wearing a brand-name suit is not guilty, thinking that it is wrong to be superior; It is not guilty to drive an imported sports car, nor is it right to honk the horn; It is innocent not to study, and it is wrong to think that you are right. In the second generation of imported sports car brands, I saw that money is innocent and character is wrong! The first generation started from scratch, and the second generation went bankrupt. It is not money that is squandered, but the thrifty housekeeping of the previous generation.

25. For people like Meng Chengen, money is just numbers. He wants taste. These things are like the director just now, but they are just the smell of money.

26. Speaking of picking up girls, I am in the doctoral class and he is still in kindergarten.

27. Do you believe that there is so-called true love in the world? I tell you, the prince and the princess live a happy life, which is just the plot in the fairy tale. In real life, true love is just self-deception. Only a fool would believe that there is no eternal true love in the world.

I once believed in love, and I paid a terrible price for it. I finally woke up. You think you love someone so much that you are even willing to die for her. This just shows how naive you are, so from that day on, I never decided to live for myself. Everything in the world is just my notes.

29. The only constant way to keep love hot is to "keep falling in love".

30, wearing a brand-name suit is not guilty, and it is wrong to think that you are superior.

It is not guilty to drive an imported sports car, and it is wrong to honk the horn at random.

If you don't study, you are innocent, and you think you are wrong.

I saw it in the second generation of the group that imported sports car brands.

Money is innocent and character is wrong.

20. Correct attitude towards women. If you are attentive to women and eager to take credit, people will feel that you have ulterior motives. The people hiding in your downstairs are crazy people who want to kiss your fans and lick your anthomaniac. Crazy people and anthomaniac can't ignore them, because they are afraid that they will commit suicide from love, but they can't justify it. If I think I have a crush on her and put on a white gauze to beg me to marry her, I won't be miserable.

2 1. Get rid of a woman = conquer half the earth, in other words, as long as you get rid of a woman, it is equivalent to conquering half the earth. A big man wants women to listen to him. If you want to get rid of a woman, you must listen to her. Understand, understand.

22. It takes only one second to fall in love with someone, and the rest of the time is spent winning her heart.

23. Mystery will make women curious about you. If you are attentive to women and eager to take credit, people will think that you have ulterior motives.

24. If you don't want others to know that you are still a good girl, you are either an idiot or Kai Zi.

25. If you don't pay attention to it, even if you have more money, you can only be regarded as Kai Zi in the end; No matter how handsome a person is, if he is not careful, he can only be a vase in the end.

26. When a woman sees you wearing this kind of underwear (Spongebob), she will think that you are cute and that there is a childlike innocence under your unrestrained appearance. Can the perfect combination of good men and bad men not fascinate them?

27. The only constant way to keep the heat of love is to keep falling in love and changing warm packages. The so-called sincerity is the outer packaging of a warm package, and it will not exist if it is torn.

28. True love is not romantic at all, is it? True love is like a collar around your neck. Without protection and happiness, let alone happiness, it will only make you an obedient dog!

29 .. Is it not guilty to love someone? Not loving someone is not illegal, and no one can control it. I don't encourage everyone to love each other, but treat love as eating and sleeping; There is demand, but it is not necessary; Yes, but not the only one. ...

Love is a game. Whoever gives his heart first is a loser.

3 1. Don't say sorry to me. I'm sorry, I won't hear anyone say to me again. I'm the only one who's sorry for others in the future ...

32. Love is an illusion. It's genes at work and hormones at work. Love, 99 points are all fake, right? Only a little, it's true. It's painful, and it's all real. The funny thing is that you don't have any wounds and you won't bleed. But this encounter will bite you down in a down-to-earth manner until you bite off your heart, and you can get rid of this pain, because without heart, you won't feel pain. ...

33. Love is a gift from Satan. When you open it, your life is doomed. Love is poison, coated with sugar, and under the sweet packaging, it is a fatal crisis. Love is a cruel game. When you finally get up the courage to give your heart, you will fall into the despair again. Sincerity is a joke, courage is nonsense, persistence is nonsense, loyalty is a dream talk, happiness is bullshit, so my conclusion is: fuck love.

Love is a gift from Satan. When you open it, your life is doomed.

Courage is nonsense, persistence is nonsense,

Loyalty is talk in a dream, happiness is bullshit.

The so-called sincerity is the outer packaging of the warm package, and it will not exist if it is torn.

Live for yourself and make everything in the world your accessory.

The prince and princess live a happy life, which only happens in fairy tales. In real life, true love is only self-deception, and only fools will believe in eternal true love in the world.

2. You think you love someone deeply and even die for her. This only shows how naive you are in the first place. ...

The so-called true love is to live in the moment, eat, drink and be merry. Love is like a warm bag. Passion only exists at first, and then it will get colder and colder until it is finally thrown into the trash can.

4. The only constant way to keep the heat of love is to keep falling in love and changing the warm package. The so-called sincerity is the outer packaging of a warm package. Once it is torn, it does not exist.

When you like someone, sometimes you don't even know why.

I admit that I didn't really want to date Xiaoxi at first, but now I do. Listen, I used to always take part in accidental amusement with girls, and I admit that I treated you the same way at first. I asked you out to make you like me, so that my kindergarten life would be better. I thought every girl bought me, but you didn't. Not only did you refuse me, but you also set me up to make a fool of me. I should be angry, but I'm not. I don't know why. These days, I often think of you involuntarily, really.

7: To get rid of a woman, you must first get rid of her friends.

8: Picking up girls is like hunting. A good hunter gun commander will load the gun first, because you may see the prey at any time. When you see the prey, it will reload and the prey will run away.

20. The prince and princess live a happy life, which only happens in fairy tales. In real life, true love is just self-deception bullshit. Only a fool will believe that there is eternal true love in the world.

2 1. I once believed in love and paid a painful price for it. I finally woke up: you think you love someone deeply and are even willing to die for her, which just shows how naive you are-fuck love!

22. The so-called true love is to live in the moment, eat, drink and be merry.

23. Love is like a warm bag. Enthusiasm only exists at the beginning, and then it will get colder and colder until it is finally thrown into the trash can. PS: The only way to keep the heat of love constant is to keep falling in love and changing warm packages. The so-called sincerity is to warm the packaging outside the packaging. Once torn, it doesn't exist.

24. Live for yourself. Everything in the world is an accessory.

25. In the face of complicated life, you can still keep a simple dream; Facing the obstacles of reality, what attracts me most is being able to remain true to myself.

Why is it so precious to lose something? Because you don't know when and where you will see it again, and you may never find it again. What you can't get will make people feel particularly regretful, because it exposes your stupidity, incompetence and weakness.

22; Loss is not equal to progress, precipitation is not equal to retreat, my physical action ability is limited, but my heart and imagination are infinite.

23; Love has no shelf life, but love has one. If you want to maintain the temperature of love, don't think about instability. Face your lover and meet her again every day.

24; Xia Hejie on Ma Xiaoxi: In the face of complicated life, you can still keep a simple dream; Faced with the obstruction of reality, I can still remain true to myself. I am always attracted by a sincere, optimistic and warm woman.

25; People can be willful, but they cannot deny their own points.

26; If a man is good from head to toe, it is not a good man, it is called bad coffee; If a man is bad from head to toe, it is not a bad man, but bad coffee.

In the face of complicated life, you can still keep a simple dream; In the face of the obstruction of reality, I can still maintain my true self. A woman who is always sincere, optimistic and warm attracts me the most.

I think people can't be willful, but they can't deny it. For example, when visiting the erotic news of special guests, the host can be indecent, but there is no way.

27. The only way to keep love hot is to keep falling in love and changing warm bags. The so-called sincerity is the outer packaging of a warm package, which will not exist after tearing.

28. True love is not romantic at all, is it? True love is like a collar around your neck. Without protection and happiness, let alone happiness, it will only make you an obedient dog!

29 .. Is it not guilty to love someone? Not loving someone is not illegal, and no one can control it. I don't encourage everyone to love each other, but treat love as eating and sleeping; There is demand, but it is not necessary; Yes, but not the only one. ...

Love is a game. Whoever gives his heart first is a loser.

3 1. Don't say sorry to me. I'm sorry, I won't hear anyone say to me again. I'm the only one who's sorry for others in the future ...

32. Love is an illusion. It's genes at work and hormones at work. Love, 99 points are all fake, right? Only a little, it's true. It's painful, and it's all real. The funny thing is that you don't have any wounds and you won't bleed. But this encounter will bite you down in a down-to-earth manner until you bite off your heart, and you can get rid of this pain, because without heart, you won't feel pain. ...

33. Love is a gift from Satan. When you open it, your life is doomed. Love is poison, coated with sugar, and under the sweet packaging, it is a fatal crisis. Love is a cruel game. When you finally get up the courage to give your heart, you will fall into the despair again. Sincerity is a joke, courage is nonsense, persistence is nonsense, loyalty is a dream talk, happiness is bullshit, so my conclusion is: fuck love.

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