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Status of the group owner

There is a paragraph on WeChat that a village head fell into the water and everyone watched. Urban management fell into the water, and everyone was reviled. Everyone threw stones at the director when he fell into the water. The owner of the group fell into the water, and everyone Qi Xin worked together to save him. It can be seen that the group owner is the only official position that is recognized and sincerely supported by the people.

Of course, this is just a joke. Let's laugh at it. However, the status of the group owner can be seen.

I am lucky to manage two teams. One is the high school classmate group, which is used to contact classmates and deepen their friendship. The other is an entertainment group where several idle girls are bored, laughing and cursing, and gagging, which is a blind adjustment in plain life. At the beginning of the group's establishment, in a professional and responsible spirit, it was maintained with meticulous attitude. But after a long time, I became an "old slick" before others got bored. I basically gave up, didn't listen to other people's chores, and occasionally bubbled in the group. It was a typical "three guarantees owner". It is flattery and pretending not to see, criticism and pretending not to hear, and discussion and pretending to be enthusiastic. But then again, my attitude is sincere and correct. Really praise the group friends, occasionally canvass for the group friends, and don't send small advertisements and bad videos in the group.

Each WeChat group is actually a tiny family. The owner of the group is the head of the household, that is, sometimes this "head of the household" is a bit pitiful. Everyone must have seen many pictures of the group owner being teased. For example, a pig is taking a bath in the pool, which says "the owner is taking a bath and will come back for everyone to see later". Or a person shouted "get out of the way, the owner is coming", only to see a wretched man flash out from behind, ride a bike to the front and instantly fall into a puddle. There are countless such pictures, which are generally harmless, just laugh them off after seeing them. However, when it comes to holidays, group owners will have a headache. There are always a few restless members of the group, clamoring for red envelopes from the group owners and asking about the main welfare of the group. If the group owner is super responsible, takes everything seriously and implements everything, then according to this calculation, in addition to red envelopes, the group owner will also distribute Yuanxiao, Zongzi, moon cakes and sugar cakes in the group every year, which is really as busy as the director of the grocery wholesale department. Of course, group members have policies and group owners have countermeasures. The face of the group owner has been honed thick enough between strokes. What do you want? Send a picture to let you draw cakes to satisfy your hunger.

Others like to challenge the authority of group owners. This kind of people generally have a larger psychological shadow area than ordinary people. No matter what the group owner says, he must sayno. When the group owner casually says that, he can find several reasons to refute it. The group owner said that when we organized people to go on a day trip, some people were not satisfied. Why are you so stingy? Take at least a three-day tour and walk on the road for one day. The group owner said that I didn't pay attention to the group just now, so someone replied sourly. Is it because the owner has some money at home? There was once a classmate, and we had a heated discussion party in the group. He dived into the water invisibly and said nothing. Later, we discussed moving the party back for a few days. He immediately jumped out and sternly accused me of changing the party time at will, regardless of his feelings. Chug Chug fired like a machine gun, which made people see stars and argue. If you want to argue with me, I have no objection and I am not afraid. But the reason why I didn't hit you back 1234567 is because I still care about everyone's face. Seriously, you are not worth my tears.

There is another kind of people, such as gloomy wandering souls, who don't know when to join the group, where they come from and where they are going, just like aliens who accidentally break in. Last time, a stranger came. From her head photo and nickname, she looks like a woman, but no one admits that she pulled herself into the group. I came straight to the point and asked who she was, and she said, guess. There was a spark in my heart, so I jumped. Hold your horses and ask again, who is it? She made a face and didn't tell you. Small sparks burst into flames. Hold your temper and ask for the last time, who are you? She continued to make faces, hahaha. Then began to spread small advertisements, such as recharge coupons, skin care water, cotton trousers and boots, as if to set up a stall in the group. No mercy, kick it out immediately. Although our group does not belong to the tall, it is at least clean and sincere and cannot be used and defiled at will.

After all, the owner of the group can't compare with the head of the household. Although the head of household only manages a few people, and the group owner manages dozens or even hundreds of people, the position of the head of household is unshakable, and the group owner seems to be more vain and more cynical than real power. As a group owner, you must also have strong self-mockery and self-mockery ability. And I found that the personality of the group owner is inextricably linked with the group he belongs to. For example, people who are naturally optimistic are bound to be cheerful and sunny in the group; Narrow-minded people are also prone to intrigue in groups; People with dignity and responsibility are generally well organized; People who are good at gossip will also talk nonsense in the group.

In my opinion, the so-called "ten years in the same boat, a hundred years in bed" may be preceded by a sentence-"five years in the same group". Everyone can have fun and don't be too serious. After all, it is destiny takes a hand to get together and chat. Anyone who takes the title of group owner too seriously is naive. It doesn't matter who owns the group. What's important is that in addition to the basic communication function, you can also draw positive energy from the group and make some progress, so as to learn from each other's strengths and achieve a win-win situation, which will add icing on the cake to your life. This is the real meaning of a person's existence in a certain group or certain groups.