Shi Guangji's lines in 100,000 cold joke movies

The original line: "Are you kidding? He is the director, and I am just his assistant. The workload is very heavy, and there is no commission. I also work overtime when people are on holiday. The mortgage has not been paid off, so you have to buy your own insurance. But fortunately, I don't have to pay the parking fee because I can't afford a car at all! "

Shi Guangji made her debut in the big movie "100,000 Cold Jokes". She is the assistant of time and space manager Fulu Xiao Jingang. When I longed for dew and hungry grasshoppers on the grassland, I claimed to be a free-range chicken. I am very dissatisfied with New Blache's claim that he is a "poultry". My ancestral home is Quanzhou, Fujian. In fact, it is the reincarnation of the sun god "La" in Egyptian mythology.

Other hilarious golden sentences:

1, "I was discovered. I thought my disguise was impeccable."

2. "You mean King Kong? He is very powerful. This narrow space is his territory. "

3. "Xiao Nian (Lian) Lang, I am with you (Ga), (Li) (Gong)"

4. "You (Lin), Dad (Bei) and I (A) grew up on the grassland. I want to drink dew when I am thirsty and eat grasshoppers when I am hungry! Poultry? Not all chickens are called Shi Guangji. "

5. "I don't care, just because you are young. Meeting today is also a kind of fate. Being a brother has this life, but there is no afterlife. If I don't help you, who will? "

The expansion piece "100,000 Cold Jokes" was directed by animation director Lu He, with Ajie, Zhen, Bao Muzhongyang and Shen Qiuxiang as the leading voices. The film was released in Chinese mainland on 20 14 12 3 1.

After defeating the Great Devil, the earth suffered an unprecedented disaster. As a result, it mocked the energy itself. The story begins: at the transit point between heaven and hell, the hero unexpectedly comes to a narrow space, and with the help of the mysterious man, he transforms the earth, destroys history and goes back to the past to become a hero to save the earth. But something unexpected happened. Heroes in different periods met the legendary Li Jing, Nezha, Snow White and Pinocchio. In order to reverse the chaotic time and space, they started the journey of saving the earth again.

At the beginning of the film, I believe many viewers feel full of "grandeur". Classic page-turning effect, original brushwork and exquisite characterization clearly show that this is the beginning of Marvel comic film. Finally, the hero put on tights and cloaks, echoing the opening of Marvel comics, which is perhaps the biggest tribute of the two directors to Marvel comics. This is also their expectation for DC from the bottom of their hearts.

References:

Baidu encyclopedia-Shi guangji