Asking for jokes, brain teasers.

1. The sheep calls the eagle-the yang serves the yin and disobeys (the sheep calls the eagle "Hey!" )

2. The sheep ran after the pig and the dog, and the sheep was panting with fatigue-pride (the sheep didn't breathe)

3. A man in a golden dress-a blockbuster (a golden man)

4. Blue knife and blue gun-invulnerability (blue knife and blue gun)

5. Rabbits eat grass-strawberries (do not eat grass)

6. Rabbits eat watermelons-rabbits (spit seeds)

7. The number 3 walked on the road, turned a somersault, and turned another somersault-three transgressions twice (three somersaults twice)

8. What is the name of the wine buried in the ground for 1000 years-alcohol?

9. In class, the teacher randomly checks and recites the text. Piglets, puppies and kittens all raise their hands. Who will be called by the teacher to recite-puppy, because Wang Wang Xian Bei.

10. Butterflies, ants, centipedes and spiders all work together. In the end, no one gets paid-centipedes, because they don't get paid for nothing.

1 1. Which fruit has the worst eyesight-mango?

12. Which two vegetables have mobile phones-radish and cabbage, because radish and vegetables have different tastes (Sony Ericsson)?

13. Jinmu is full of fire, water and earth. Whose legs are long fires and sausages?