Do you have any expressive and funny sayings to recommend?

Put a chamber pot on the table? Mo Shuihui

Ploping and crawling at the door of the toilet? Not far from death (poop)

Pooping without paper? Can’t think of it (wiping) )

Fighting in the toilet? Get fucked to death

Hit your butt in the air? Have no eyesight

Mazi skydive? The sky is full of excitement

Black people Dad high jumps? Hei Laozi jumps

Crossing the single-plank bridge with a big belly? Taking risks in desperation

People from Fengdu rush to the market? Go ghosts

Zhang Feixi Clothes? Explosive rub

A cannon attached to a hammer? Shocked the world

Eunuchs whoring? No way to deal with it

Yellow mud got into the crotch? It’s either shit or shit

Lost at the crossroads? Ignorant

A female mouse sleeping with a male cat? Shameless and life-threatening

Growing peas in a wheat field? A hybrid

Sprinkle pepper on the grave? A ghost

Play the erhu in the ghost town of Fengdu? A ghost

A toad eats cowpeas? A hanging hanging

A toad yawns ?Have a loud voice

An old cucumber is painted with green paint? Pretending to be young

The daffodils are not blooming? Pretending to be garlic

Going in ten places? You are in nine places

The tail of a dead fish? Don’t swing it anymore

A rat enters the air box? It’s both annoying

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Selling cloth and salt? Nosy (salty) things

Huozi drinking soup? Shameless and obscene

Huozi becoming a disciple? Shameless person

Burn paper on the grave? Fool the ghost

Fart in bed? Can you be literary (sniffing) and martial (cover)

Fart in bed? Swallow it all to yourself

Open The coffin calls for catching a thief? An unjust death?

Stepping on a tightrope with a big belly? Taking risks by standing tall (collar)

Practice swimming in a large excrement tank? You are really not afraid of death (poop)

The Jade Emperor farted? He was so cool

Moldy grapes? He was full of bad water

Dancing with a sword in the cemetery? Scared people to death

Stretching the bow in the cemetery? Shooting (color) )

A ghost dog eats tofu brain? Can’t live without a job

Driving a car without a whip? Relying on flattery

The business of a coffin shop? You need money to live or die

A kidnapped person enters the hospital? Self-control (healing) of sleep (feet)

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