When you are in a bad mood, here are some humorous jokes.

In the unit's congratulations, a leader said: "I wish everyone good health..." Hold on, there are no words. 2 I once booked a hotel for my boss and wanted to ask if they had any services such as free Internet access, but I couldn’t think of a good way to say it, so I asked the other person: “Excuse me, do you have any special services here?” : "What? We are a regular hotel with special services!" -__-!!!! 3 The fourth guy in the dormitory got out of bed and looked for slippers for a long time, but there were none. I asked everyone: Why are my slippers gone? 4 While shopping, a friend suddenly exclaimed: "Wow! 'Virgin Bookstore'!" I was shocked. When I looked up, I saw a plaque with four big characters - Foreign Languages ??Bookstore -__-! 5 I once went to buy mutton skewers and I stretched out 4 fingers and said to the boss, "Here are 3 mutton skewers." The boss was confused, "How many?" I stretched out 3 fingers again and said "4 skewers"... 6 Our general manager My surname is Zhou. Once he called me while I was driving. When I was nervous, I opened my mouth and said: "Premier Zhou..." 7 My surname is Zhu, and I manage the computer room of my unit. Someone once called me on my mobile phone: "Chief Chicken Section, are you in the pig house?" I was scolding the guy. 8 I was queuing in the cafeteria when I heard a boy next to me say: "Master, let me have a bowl of 'bullet cauliflower' soup!" ( Seaweed and egg drop soup) Haha, I laughed so much that I sprayed soup. 9 One day, I was eating very slowly at a rice noodle shop and I was very hungry. I finally couldn’t hold it in anymore and slammed the table and roared. I originally wanted to say that if I didn’t get rice noodles, I would flip the table over! The result was: "Boss!!!! If you don't serve rice noodles, I will eat the table!!!!" The whole store was silent for 3 seconds and burst into laughter under the table... Shameful... 10 When my parents quarreled, my dad said angrily : "I'll get you out of here!" 11 When I was playing basketball in high school, after A got the ball, he selflessly passed it to B, who scored easily. After a while, B got the ball, and A shouted to pass the ball to him. But B throws the ball himself. As a result, A shouted angrily: I was really blinded just now... The whole audience laughed 12. In my impression, the squad leader in elementary school was extremely serious. During a self-study class, the classroom was full of people. After maintaining order several times, the squad leader finally couldn't bear it anymore. , stood up, slapped the table and roared: Whoever keeps arguing, cut his mouth off!!!... The whole class was silent. 13 When we were in college, we asked a buddy how Manchester United was doing, and he said excitedly: "Manchester United lost. Beckham ended up with two yellow plates!" 14 Don't take on the porcelain job without a gold hoop. 15 When I was in college, a teacher gave a lecture about a new type of material and said: "The sexual function of this material is The old materials are incomparable...ah, no, the performance and function..." 16 I just entered college and was in military training. The company commander didn't know his accent and shouted the command - "Drill to the left!" "Drill to the right!" 17 College At that time, I heard a girl ordering: Master, stir-fry a plate of hot and sour potato shreds, without the potatoes! 18 In the second year of high school, our Chinese teacher was an old teacher who had just been transferred to Beijing from Nanchang. His accent was very strong. His son was admitted to the Department of Architecture at Tsinghua University, which was also the purpose of his coming to Beijing. He was very proud of his son. He always told us about his son, and every time he said, "My son is a frog." Department of Architecture, Tsinghua University". ． ． If moths reach frogs and toads, wouldn't they become snacks? ． ． 19 While cooking at noon, my mother gave me a pot of carrots: "Go and cut the carrots into cubes!" 20 A colleague asked me yesterday. How to write the festival section? I answered: Add a festive stanza under the prefix "草" and remove the prefix "草"! Everyone burst into laughter! I didn’t react for a moment~~~~~~~! 21 When I was looking for a job, the examiner asked me which year I graduated. I originally wanted to say the year 2000, but I got excited and said, "Two thousand years ago..." What was even more shocking was that the examiner actually said, "A student of Confucius." 22 Just over 10 minutes into the class , my deskmate raised his hand and said: Teacher, I want to go to the toilet. The English teacher said very unhappily: How old are you to still go to the toilet? 22 I have a classmate who has been reviewing for the computer level 3 test. One day while playing football, another classmate dribbled the ball to the bottom line. I heard him shout: Enter! Enter! (Biography) 23 I remember one time when I went to buy a fruit called Elizabeth, I opened my mouth and said: Boss, how much does Shakespeare cost? The boss was stunned on the spot. 24 The physics teacher said: "This is a thick spring. I push it from both ends to see if it becomes dense (constipated)?" ,