Jokes: A complete collection of jokes that amuse girlfriends.

Jokes Daquan's jokes to make his girlfriend happy are as follows:

1. Once upon a time, there were two people, one named Zhuang and the other named Xiao, who disappeared one day. Zhuang happened to see a group of people fighting, so he went to Bala and said, I want to find Xiao! The gang paused and said, are you faking it? Yes, I am.

The mother called her son to get up again: "Jacques, good boy, it's time to get up." You have heard the cock crow several times. " "What does cock crow have to do with me? I am not a hen. "

3. Chimpanzees accidentally stepped on the bench pulled by gibbons. After the gibbon cleaned it gently and carefully, they fell in love. People ask how they are together. Chimpanzees said with emotion: ape dung! It's all ape shit!

4. The husband took an orchid bowl and solemnly said to his wife, "Don't break the bowl again. This bowl was left by your mother. There are only two left at present, and the others have been left behind by you. " The wife gave her husband a white look and said, "Then don't be angry with me in the future. I was dumped by my mother, too, leaving me alone. "

I have four children, all of whom are very naughty. One day when I came home from work, the children made a lot of noise at home. When my wife saw me coming back, she was very happy and said, "It's great that you finally came back." I am very happy to think that all the children are afraid of me, but my wife later said, "Only you are the most obedient and obedient at home! Go and buy me a bag of salt. "

6. The monitor asked: Who is the largest officer in our platoon? A: It's a platoon leader. The monitor asked again: Who's under the teacher? The recruit replied: The teacher rode the horse.