Very funny sand sculpture sentences (77 selected sentences)

1, look down at your own meat, it's really tender.

2. The whole world is soured by love, and only I exude the fragrance of single dog.

3. Hello, everyone. I am a crab. My pliers are missing. I don't have pliers.

I am just an ordinary beauty.

I will take care of the upset female college students who failed the final exam.

6. Don't look at my circle of friends. I'm also free when I'm not making friends.

7. It turns out that everyone's love is closed. I thought everyone was as single as me.

8. Let's give the copy sent by Bisha Sculpture to 2 together.

9. I always thought I was unique until I needed a user name.

10, you don't have to give candy one by one, you can live in my honey pot.

1 1, Yue Lao, can you change the steel wire when you pull the red wire for me next time? The red line always breaks.

12. If you have a problem with me, call me. If you don't have my phone number, don't have a problem with me.

13, for your Audi, my Dior, and the Oreo of the child, give it together!

14, warning love rat in the circle of friends. Don't hang up if you don't like it. People who play with feelings are the most shameful. Aren't you tired of stepping on so many boats? But if you have a little conscience, can you give me some?

15, girls who fish in a circle of friends can delete me. It's really evil to catch others instead of me, isn't it

16, I don't know what circle you mix, I mix dark circles.

17, although I can't cook, I ordered a good takeaway.

18, find someone who can make you laugh, I can't, I can only make you cry.

19, everything will get better, for example, from fat to fat.

I just bumped my head and lost my memory. Excuse me, who is my boyfriend? I'm too beautiful to be single!

2 1, now is 2020. Why don't you have a girlfriend? Why don't you consider choosing me? I will let you know what you don't deserve.

22. If others don't eat in anger, I will eat two bowls in anger.

23. It's not good to be too polite. Just being stepped on, I habitually said thank you.

24. If you have a girl you like, give her a red mouth. At least when she kisses someone else, you still feel involved.

25. If he really wants to protect you, why isn't he the security guard downstairs?

26. I was advised to run every day to release stress. After running for a few days, I found that the pressure of running every day was even greater.

Tell me what's wrong with me, and I'll delete you right away.

28. I hated beautiful women when I was a child, but now I have grown up and become the most annoying person when I was a child.

29. I envy you for meeting a bottleneck in your career. I haven't even found the bottle yet.

30. I put up with an appetite that I shouldn't have at this age.

3 1, you sent hundreds of words and no one commented on you. When you say that you are a champion who stays up late, he can ask questions faster than anyone else.

32. Be nice to your boyfriend in the future. After all, he has the best eyes in the world.

33. Some people say that my circle of friends is not nutritious. Hey, are you stewing ribs soup in a circle of friends?

Why hasn't she told me to drink more hot water?

Today is a little annoying, but I don't know how to describe it. I'll call it the princess's trouble for the time being.

36. I went to the temple to draw lots and drew a fierce one, so I threw it away and drew again. Good luck. -fate is in your own hands.

37. Is the life of a beautiful woman rather rough? If so, I give up and lose badly.

38. My little wish is not to lose sleep at night, and Cary is not short of money.

39. Have you heard the story "The big pig said yes, but the little pig said no"?

40. I still can't forget you. I think of you when I see the trash can on the roadside.

4 1, life is a stupid thing chasing another stupid thing, and love is two stupid things chasing after each other.

42. The system was maintained, but you didn't.

43. I used to play with my mobile phone in one hand and ride an electric car in the other. I don't play now. My hands are used to push the wheelchair.

44. Friends who haven't broken up quickly break up, and the new target for the New Year is different every year.

45. There are some things you can't figure out now. Don't worry. When I think about it after a while, I don't remember.

46. I also want to fall in love. Parents' disagreement is secondary, mainly because the people I love disagree.

He used to be a little boy, but now he is big and round.

48. Master Kong has been selling beef noodles for so many years, and it is estimated that the cattle have only suffered a little skin injury.

49. Recently, it has become a lot rounder, and its cuteness has increased by one ton.

Although I am always indifferent to you at ordinary times, I actually said a lot of bad things about you behind your back.

5 1. I also want to study in Australia. Can an experienced friend teach me how to change places?

52. Justice can be late. Why can't I be late for school?

My friend has been advising me to marry a rich man. Funny, don't talk to me, okay? Advise Fu, I am willing!

54. Every time I tease a child, I get scared. In case the child doesn't laugh, I feel like a retarded pestle.

55. I may get fat just to get stuck in your heart. Give yourself some time and don't be afraid to start over.

56. Before, a friend asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery, which was quite successful. I can't recognize who lent me money anymore.

57. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I stay away from you as a jinx?

Don't talk if you can't chat. I spilled rice on the keyboard and the chicken pecked better than you.

59. Do you think the word bye-bye looks like four kebabs?

60. I feel embarrassed when others praise me, because I always feel that they praise me not enough.

6 1. Concern is not enough. Run downstairs and send her a message: drink more hot water, which is caring.

62. Don't feel that you have entered the trough at a young age. You still have a lot of room to go backwards.

63. I'm Princess Disney. I'm not exactly the same, but at least it doesn't matter.

64. Not calling the landlord does not mean that there is no king bombing.

65. Come with me. I have a bowl of rice to eat, and you have a bowl of washing.

66. I admit that I have had plastic surgery. My stomach got bigger, my chin was cut, and my legs were stuffed with fat.

67. I just went to participate in the National Cute Competition, and was stopped by the security guard and said, Sorry, professional players are not allowed to participate.

68. The other sisters know nothing. You said that people are simple and lovely, and I don't know anything. You said I was from the village.

69. The strawberry milk doughnut cloud is in the middle of the circle.

70. I seriously doubt that Cupid took my arrow to the kebab.

7 1, can I call you baby? Because I know your boyfriend called you that.

72. What did your friend say to stop you from singing in KTV? My friend: Stop singing. How much do you want to borrow?

73. I swear I won't be with anyone again. The ex can't find a girlfriend.

74. Why didn't anyone say good morning to me just because it was evening?

The moonlight is beautiful and the wind is gentle tonight, as if everyone can speak. It says, stop sleeping and wait for sudden death!

76. I want to sell my house to support you, but the landlord doesn't want to.

77. I took a sip of milk and forgot who you are. It turned out that I drank "forgotten baby's milk".