A very funny joke.

My wife stayed up all night.

The next day, I went to a private detective firm, leaving 2000 yuan, and entrusted the private detective to collect all the evidence of playboy's husband's infidelity.

A week later, the husband received a court summons and the wife sued for divorce.

Finally, it was determined that the husband was at fault and the house and property belonged to the wife.

This is a Beijing wife.

(2)

My wife stayed up all night.

The next day, my wife went to the hair salon for an ionic perm in the morning, made a mask in the afternoon and bought a set of sexy underwear in the sex shop. Prepare a candlelight dinner for 400 yuan at home in the evening. When my husband came home at night, he saw his beautiful and sexy wife. He was surprised to put an egg in his mouth and deeply regretted that he was as blind as a bat. Swear that he will never let his wife leave him.

A week later, my wife wrote an article entitled "How can I keep my playboy husband?" Articles, and published in a magazine, also got five hundred yuan.

This is a Shanghai wife.

(3)

My wife stayed up all night.

The next day, my wife dressed up beautifully and called her first lover: hello, do you remember me?

I'm lonely. I am free tonight. ...

So the husband continued to be chic outside, and the wife secretly met her lover at home, so she stayed out and lived in peace.

This is Guangdong wife.

(4)

My wife stayed up all night.

When I got up the next day, my wife cleaned up the house, folded her husband's clothes neatly, and left a note telling her husband to take medicine on time. So I went back to my parents' house.

Later, my husband's conscience found out that he went to his mother-in-law's house to offer a humble apology, invited his wife back and vowed to live a good life.

This is a Sichuan wife.

(5)

My wife stayed up all night.

The next day, my wife polished two kitchen knives at home.

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I pursed my ass and decided to have a showdown with my husband. I said to myself: well, you and I are either dead or broken.

Later, my husband and wife went home.

This is a wife from Hunan.

(6)

My wife stayed up all night.

When I got up the next day, my wife piled up her sleeves and went down to the kitchen. Usually, you can eat two pieces of noodle soup and a piece of sesame seed cake for a meal. Today, you can make a catty of noodle soup and ten sesame cakes, and one meal will be ruined.

After eating, my wife touched her chubby belly, fell on the bed and burst into tears: how can I live after this? Ilyou ..

Husband divorced not because of an affair, but after half a year, on the grounds that his wife was as fat as a pig. ..

This is a daughter-in-law from Shanxi.

(7)

My wife stayed up all night.

The next day, the wife returned to her mother's house in tears and told her brother the whole story. My younger brother visited my aunt's older brother and my uncle's younger brother. A man was waiting on his husband's way home with a stick in his hand. ....

Later, the beaten husband went to court to file for divorce. If the mediation failed, the court ruled that the two parties divorced and the property was recognized by half. And sentenced the wife to bear the medical expenses of her husband's beating.

This is a northeast wife.

(8)

My wife stayed up all night.

When I got up the next day, I went to my husband's office and cried and made a scene, exposing the scandal of my husband and his beautiful young "fox" colleague in public. The office promised to give punishment.

Later, her husband divorced her and married her sister a week after the divorce.

This is a daughter-in-law from Shandong.

(9)

My wife stayed up all night.

When I got up the next day, my wife hid the household registration book, marriage certificate, real estate license and passbook. And cut off all her husband's financial resources, and then proudly said to her husband: I'll see what you raise that fox with ... I won't divorce you, * go to hell!